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What was your most embarrasing sexual experience?
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benchmonster
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Absolute true story here,
I was 19, and was 69ing with my girlfriend in her parent's house while they were there. They had this connecting bathrooms thing, so while we went into seperate bathrooms, we would open the doors to the common shower area and throw down, but as you might expect had to be very quiet.
Well we are 69ing, and when I came, I let out a big old protein fart at the same time. We were both laughing our asses off, but we could not laugh out loud for obvious reasons, and that just made it that much funnier. I was mortified briefly, but thankfully she started laughing, which eased the mortification slightly, but still a bad situation.
Never were caught, though, that would have been a really bad situation.
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I was 19, and was 69ing with my girlfriend in her parent's house while they were there. They had this connecting bathrooms thing, so while we went into seperate bathrooms, we would open the doors to the common shower area and throw down, but as you might expect had to be very quiet.
Well we are 69ing, and when I came, I let out a big old protein fart at the same time. We were both laughing our asses off, but we could not laugh out loud for obvious reasons, and that just made it that much funnier. I was mortified briefly, but thankfully she started laughing, which eased the mortification slightly, but still a bad situation.
Never were caught, though, that would have been a really bad situation.
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quartermiler
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ROFLMFAO The queefing and farting one takes the cake, hahahah I can see that OMG I had to wipe tears from my eyes... hahah
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str8manwithadickinhisass
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I'm into BD/SM and was with this chick once. I was tied up and gagged. She was flogging me with a leather strap which was cool with me. But then she pulled out this strap on dildo and bent me over and started raping my ass! I was not into this at all. We usually talk about what we're going to do before hand. She never mentioned this. I'm bent over the bed and can't tell her to stop because I have a rubber ball gag in my mouth. I just started groaning which she of course assumed I was groaning out of pleasure and she started ramming me harder! I really felt violated afterwards. When I told her I didn't want that at all she kept apologizing. She was apologizing weeks later and she even sent me flowers!
Okay, now you all know the true story behind my username.
Okay, now you all know the true story behind my username.
Doktor Bollix
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One day my girl and I 69'd for about an hour, almost made me late for my Dentist's appointment. I sat in the chair and he tilted it back and I opened wide. He said "Muff diving this morning?", I said how do you know? Do I have pubes in my teeth? "No" he said "shit on your nose."
cue sound of bullshit detectors blaring like klaxons....
Ok, Ok so it's bullshit.
cue sound of bullshit detectors blaring like klaxons....
Ok, Ok so it's bullshit.
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Lumbuss
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shit, none of ya'lls stories aint nothing compared to mine foo's. i was doing this girl and stuff, you know, doing her. as in doing "it". i had to rip one, but i didn't want to so i just reached up my ass and pulled out a big old octapus and threw it right down on her tits and it started crawling around on her boobies and stuck its suction cups on her nipps.
Doktor Bollix
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Lumbuss said:
That's not embarassing.
I was having sex with this girl who was lustily playing the bag pipes as we screwed and my octopus, Frank, hereinafter known as "Frank the Octopus" jumped on her bagpipes and started fucking the shit out of the tartan bag. I fell off the ladder and landed on an old lady in the crowd and busted a rib, but it was ok because I was covered by Workman's Compensation.
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