What to eat and drink to clean system?

[VIP]

I get drug tested here in a few days and I was just wondering what I should eat and drink to help clean my system out.

I used test prop at 133mg eod for 8wks. weigh 250.. post cycle with clomid, letrozole. have been off of clomid for 11 days, but just quit using letrozole today.. Still have 13-16 days until steroid drug test.

Hope someone can help..
Thanks

 

[eurorides]

cranberry juice or if u NEED to pass the test then vinegar is the only thing that works for my friends when they gotta pass...u gotta down like 4 shots a day for 3 days and u will be clean...its gross, but hey u wanna pass.

 

[ohashi]

4 shots of vinegar a day? That can't be good for the digestive system.

Will it still be effective if you at least neutralize it in your stomach by drinking a hefty dose of milk?

 

[eurorides]

my friends have never tried that wwith milk, also they say eca stacks wrok ok and naicin (sp?) works well, but with the naicin you have to take sooooooo many pills, they would always take them before they went to bed because it makes you all red, your bed will be soaked when you wake up, kuz you sweat all night. theres something called "urine luck" ( www.urineluck.com ) that works great if the people testing you dont watch you piss (you add it to the sample) but most of my friends parents test them so they have to drink stuff....i know that if somone wants to pass a test in under an hour what always works is downing a shit load of vinegar.

 

[mr. sparkle]

Cranberry juice is good, like eurorides suggested, but if you're watching sugar intake you're best bet is to stick to low-carb dieuretics (stuff that makes you pee) instead.
You want to restabilize and clean out your blood stream, so the only way to do it is to drink tons and tons of liquid.
Coffee is a great dieuretic, but should be drunk with plenty of water...I'd say for every cup of coffee you drink you should drink two cups of water.

Best of luck

---Mr. S---

 

[IHateCrunches]

i dont wanan burst your bubble but the vinegar thing is a myth.

 

[geoffgarst]

Actually, Vinegar is great for your viral defenses. Eat lots of pickles!

 

[beefybull]

If you're getting tested for roids, I'm not sure theres much that can help you out... PM Nautica and see if he knows anything.

All of the hard stimulants (Coke, Meth, etc.) are out of your system in under 4 days.

The standard NIDA test is only for Weed, Alcohol, Amphetamines, Opiates, Coke, and PCP. All are out of your system in under 4 days except weed.

THC is fat soluable. So the more fat you carry, the longer it will take. The faster your metabolism, the quicker it is eliminated from the body. THC is almost always out of the system in 30 days.

Most of the drug test "cleansers" consist of the following:
- B Vitamin Complex (B Vitamins keep your piss yellow, so it doesnt look diluted from all of the water you're drinking)
- Creatine (keeps your creatinine levels within normal range)
- Colors & Flavoring
- Directions telling you to drink lots of water

Shit that will not help, no matter what you've heard:
- Niacin
- Vinegar (lots might make you sick also)
- Drinking water in the days leading up to the test (only the water you drink the day of the test will help)
- Goldenseal (does nothing, and can actually be tested for)
- Doing cardio (can actually increase your chances of a positive, as THC is fat soluable and losing some fat = THC in the urine)

So basically, drink a few gallons of water the day of the test. Piss as many times as you can before going in. Take lots of B Vitamins (available for a few bucks at any store). Take 15-20g of Creatine. Dont do lots of cardio the day of the test or the day before. Eat some fatty foods. When you're actually filling the cup, never use the start or end of your steam, as they are the most dirty. This means start pissing in the toilet for a few seconds, then fill the cup, then finish in the toilet.

Also, while adding things to your urine is generally dumb, it has been shown that a few drops of Visine can actually destroy THC metabolites. Adding soap, bleach, or anything similar will get you caught b/c it will make the urine foam, add particles, or change the PH to levels urine could never be. The urine additives you see from head shops are probably vastly overpriced. Stick to putting nothing in your piss or possibly visine/eye drops.

Good luck... and check this site out, it has more info on drug testing:
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/

 

[eurorides]

i dont wanan burst your bubble but the vinegar thing is a myth.

really? my friend passed a few tests like that, they were the cheap home tests though so maybe you can trick those.


and about naicin, i know people who took that stuff and would look like a lobster sweating like crazy

i guess u have to rely on a buddies piss or go to a head shop and get a drink or an add in thing,