wakefib said:
lol... we are fighting about stupid shit.. and me not doing things for her to make her feel special...
Go to a
good grocery store. Ask the butcher to point you to two beautiful filet mignons. Then ask him EXACTLY how to cook them.
Buy 2 baking potatoes.
buy bagged salad makings and a rasberry vinaigrette dressing.
Go to the bakery department and pick out the most beautiful, decadent dessert they sell.
Go to the flower department, get two bunches of perky looking flowers
Get a crapload of pedestal type candles. Get a card. Get a stuffed toy.
Buy some sort of bubbly bath stuff
Go to the liquor store, get a wine for the steak, get a wine (preferably champagne) to go with dessert.
Go home
Hide your shit ...
Light candles in bathroom in locations that won't set the place on fire. Fill bathtub with bubble bath. Put bunch of flowers in there. Put lady in tub.
Go cook dinner (nuke taters, plate salad, burn steak, total should take 20 minutes). Lay table, more candles. Sign card, lean card up against stuffed toy which is sitting next to the other bunch of flowers.
Retrieve lady from bathtub. Feed her.