What the hell is Tyson on???

[Torch]

Looks like tomorrow night on Showtime but it's most likely their PPV. Tyson wants to go after whoever wins the Rahman vs Lewis fight but a rematch with Holyfield is still an option. Btw I fu*king loved seeing Trinidad getting knocked out and being shut up for once. Kinda like the Prince was

I agree bro, Trinidad needed to be put in his place!

 

[Kahn]

hehe you be funny mo fo

Wow nauticunt, you must be VERY nice lookin guy to be able to have sex with all these men and little boys in your life. Can I get in line? Have you done yourself? Yeah! go fuck yourself, THAT would make you cool. How many generations of men in your family are in prison? Any desire at all for women?

 

[Kahn]

Oh yeah, that Hopkins fight was great. I laughed when I saw trinidads face at the end of round 8. I knew it was done then, he had the what the hell is going on look and he was tired. You knew he had no idea what he had to do. Hopkins being 36 is all that much better. To lose by being just flat beaten down is tough for those PR boxers. Best part is it probably made him better. I'm not a fan but he will dominate in the near future

 

[nautica]

Yes, Kahn. I will move you to the front.

I will bend you over the hood of my car and give you 30 minutes to draw a crowd. So that all of you little friends can watch you squeal like a pig.

 

[Torch]

COPENHAGEN, DENMARK (Oct. 11, 2001) - Members of Mike Tyson's camp reacted angrily at Thursday's weigh-in here after learning that Brian Nielsen had called the former undisputed heavyweight champion a "monkey-man" during a press conference earlier this week to formally announce their 10-round fight Saturday on SHOWTIME.

The meaning of Nielsen's comment was confirmed by Team Tyson after reviewing the audio tape of Sunday's press conference with four Danish translators.

"It is pathetic to see such ignorance in this day and age," said Tyson, who was informed of the comment shortly before weighing in. "This will make me punish him even more than I had planned."

Nielsen, who uttered the slur in Danish, could not be reached for comment late Thursday, but a Nielsen spokesman said the remark, if true, was not aimed at Tyson.

"If the alleged statement is accurate, and I am in no way acknowledging that it is, I do not believe it was directed at Mr. Tyson," Robert Mittleman said. "Mike has been a complete gentleman at all times and in all dealings with both Brian Nielsen and the fight promotion. If anything, Brian may have been reacting to the incessant insults aimed at him by members of Tyson's camp before and during the press conference.''

 

[HEMAN]

HEY HEY, I GOT ONE..HOW about Tyson Vs. Spiderman..who'd you think would win or how about Tyson vs. He-man..that's be awesome.*L*


I would fucking rip both of his ears off to show him how it's really done. Keep me out of this, I am the undisputed champ, no doubt.


But really... Tyson is da man !!! Give him 6 months of intensive grappling and he beats every Shamrock or Ortiz out there.

And euh Nautislut, why don't you try a 12 inch dildo now, maybe you'll be able to touch your brain that way, coz we all know it's overthere, somewhere !!!

 

[M56M]

LET'S BE REALISTIC!

In all honesty NO ONE ON THIS BOARD would beat Tyson in a street fight. He can beat the shit out of guys who TRAIN to fight all year round in a matter of seconds...with Gloves on. Now take his gloves off, and let him hit you twice as fast with his bare knuckles...lets try to be realistic. Can't stand internet tough guys. He might be crazy, but give him the respect he does deserve as a boxer, not a person, but a boxer.

M56M

 

[rugger]

Agree 100 percent with raft. Most of you guys don't know shit about boxing. It is an undisputable fact that Tyson in his prime was the best boxer in the history of the sport. HE didn't just have power, he had agility, technique, in short, everything in the book. The only reason he started losing is becaue he has so many problems in his personal life and that messed up his moral. He never had real parents and he got crazy ideas from black muslims and Don King and women have screwed him over. I am rooting for the guy. It would be aweome if he could make a come back. Even more awesome than anything michael Jordan could do in the NBA this year.


And the idiot talking about how he falls apart when he faces good oponets, what the fuck are you talking about kid? He has only lost to 2 opponents in his entire career, Holyfield and Douglas. Both losses came as a result of problems in his personal life.

About his steroid use, it is bad. HE does way to much and it messes him up. He was much better off when he was lighter when he was younger. He still used them back then but no where near as much. It is a shame. But I am still hoping he will get his act together eventually.

So, BOT, are you playing the violin for poor "product-of-his-environment" Tyson???
Yea, he raped women because the women screwed him over and he had no mom or dad to tell him that rape is bad-hey they deserved it, right...had it coming to them.

Get real, Tyson is a great fighter (boxer even, I'll give you that), but to paint him as a victim is plain stupidity on your part. He has no positive attributes worthy of being in the public eye.

Rugger

 

[Lord_Suston]

I box, and let me tell you no one of you guys could stand up to him toe to toe for more than 4 seconds. Mike is not only the hardest puncher, he is the faster heavy weight out there. He punches faster than most middleweights easily. Jesus Crist for some of you guy to insunuate you could woop his ass is ridiculous.

The only way any of you would be able to beat him is if you were a great grappler, but then you need to get inside. And he probably won't be wearing 8 oz gloves and 2 oz wraps, if he hits you once your dead......
Oh by the way have any you ever wrestled a 237lbs juiced up monster, cause I bet it ain't easy.....

Oh by the way he takes halotestin and cheque drops and maybe some oxandralone......

 

[68GT350]

So, all you guys that say you'll take Tyson...Why aren't you boxing and making a whole lot of $$$ for your next cycle?!