What makes Paris Hilton look good?

[perkele]

Her best friends Nicole Richie and Kimberly Stewart. Next to them Paris looks like goddess.

Don't discuss

 

[eat big]

Or this...

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

 

[perkele]

Or this...

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

Still below average.

 

[slack3r2]

a billion dollars.

Still below average.

 

[HiDnGoD]

Cement shoes& a 45 lb plate necklace would do wonders.

 

[Scotsman]

This would be assuming that you think she looks good and not like an anorexic crack ho.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[slat1]

My finger.. her asshole. It has to happen!

 

[SVT-TROY]

I'm not into her.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

What makes Paris Hilton look good?

Um.....




Hmmm.........



I'd saaaayyyyyyy..........








Either beer goggles, or perhaps a full frontal lobotomy.

 

[chefbone]

She sure can suck a dick though. I never met an ugly girl with my cack in her mouth!!!

 

[CFZB]

Because shes snotty and Be-Yond high maintenance.

 

[stilleto]

This would be assuming that you think she looks good and not like an anorexic crack ho.

Cheers,
Scotsman

wait... she's NOT an anorexic crack ho????

 

[Subzeero]

she has a good "nose".

 

[Daisy_]

I don't think Paris is that pretty.

 

[anthrax]

What makes Paris Hilton look good?

Makeup
Photoshop
A good photographer
Sexy outfit

 

[buffer1]

Or this...

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

she sure did,nt look so good in her teen,s did she?

 

[needtogrow]

her stripper walk

 

[hotzie]

i'd hit it

 

[mountain muscle]

I think she looks best when her sister stands in front of her.

 

[Basic_wonder]

a case of bud ...

 

[sigweed]

the fact that you know she's 100% unattainable

 

[Sub-Zero]

the fact that you know she's 100% unattainable

shes probably one of those evil bitches who cuts ur cock off after u have sex with her.


holy shit i thinki just gave myself nightmares for a week

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the fact that you know she's 100% unattainable

speak for yourself

 

[habitualhealth]

Duct tape on the mouth and paper bag over the head. Oh yeah, that's hot.

 

[pintoca]

nuthin

 

[SoKlueles]

nothing
dang i think her sister is alot prettier than her

 

[TheProject]

I think it'd be like fucking a bag of antlers.

 

[perkele]

nothing
dang i think her sister is alot prettier than her

Dang, once you were right.

 

[SoKlueles]

Dang, once you were right.

dang im always right

 

[Cutiebaby]

i dont really think she is that good looking i think that once nicole richie got into the whole look that she actually sports it better than paris!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

"HILTON" is what makes her who she is... other than that she'd be just another ho

 

[pintoca]

"HILTON" is what makes her who she is... other than that she'd be just another ho

make that SkankHo

thanks

 

[Spanky11]

i'd hit it - just for bragging rights, kin one of her daddy's hotels.

 

[HiDnGoD]

"HILTON" is what makes her who she is... other than that she'd be just another ho

Can you imagine her as a senior in high school? She'd be one of those skinny legged bitches coming on to the second line of the wrestling team, trying to get some glory, 'cause she'd be too dumb to work. Destined for a life at the drive through, married to Chet, cashier at the Minute Lube. A soiled brat on her hip one year older than her marriage to Chet.
Actually, she'd probably be valedictorian, 'cause she'd had to work to get out of the Ghetto & realized the value of it.

 

[Razorguns]

i love how plastic surgery has pretty much FROZEN her face. too funny.

 

[fortlaud]

I think it'd be like fucking a bag of antlers.

LOL I think the "bag of antlers" crack is the funniest damn thing I've run across all week ; )

I've never understood the hype around that spoiled, trashy, boney skank & yes, her sister is alot better looking than she is

 

[Island Son]

not my type
but the boob shots were impressive, gotta thank the surgeon.

 

[a10j10]

What makes Paris Hilton look good?

Hold on, she looks good?
Personal taste, she's f'n ugly & anorexic...

 

[c3web]

Not A Damn Thing!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

Two bags -- one for her, and one for me in case hers falls off.

She looks like C. Montgomery Burns in a wig.

 

[~Lexy~]

Nothing...

oh wait....Money makes Paris look good.

If I had her money I would be on all billboards in this world and a lot more.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I thought she looked good with a cock in her mouth. Also, her bank account gives me a hard on.

 

[Vicious cycle]

"What makes Paris Hilton look good?"

The lights turned off.

 

[a10j10]

"What makes Paris Hilton look good?"

The lights turned off.

 

[bluepeter]

Is this a trick question?

 

[jack sparrow]

She had a pic in Maxim not too long ago...could have been Marylin Mansons twin.