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What is your most irrational fear?

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I'm scared to death of rats. I don't know if that's irrational though, they've been known to eat sick people and children. Nasty fuckers and I can't believe some people have them as pets.
 
I sometimes freak out thinking about sharks even when I'm swimming in fresh water
 
getting ready to have sex with the hottest girl I ever met and my cock can't get hard at all - totally limp
 
Something happening to my children (2 and 5) like abduction or shit like that. Sure it'll "never happen" to you, but it does happen all the time and I'm very scared of that. I'm overly protective of them and see what other parents do as being "not careful enough" with their kids.

It's a nightmare.
 
Stoßtruppe said:
Not these mountains :supercool:

I guess I'm screwed then. No mountains around here.
I have zombie nightmares all the time
I usually win though.
I can punch a zombie's head off in my dreams.
 
gonelifting said:
Something happening to my children (2 and 5) like abduction or shit like that. Sure it'll "never happen" to you, but it does happen all the time and I'm very scared of that. I'm overly protective of them and see what other parents do as being "not careful enough" with their kids.

It's a nightmare.
what are you going to do when they get to the age where they need a little more independence?
 
gonelifting said:
Something happening to my children (2 and 5) like abduction or shit like that. Sure it'll "never happen" to you, but it does happen all the time and I'm very scared of that. I'm overly protective of them and see what other parents do as being "not careful enough" with their kids.

It's a nightmare.

agreed. . .i rarely have dreams. . .a least not any that i remember. . .when i do they are usually bad. . .and they are usually about shit happening to my kids. . .there's so many freaks, weirdos and assholes out there. . .hell, just walking down the damn street with my kids is dangerous, people ignore stop signs and speed limits. . .zero compassion for our fellow man runs rampant everywhere. . .nobody looks out for anybody anymore. . .not even the small and weak among us. . .it's a sad state of affairs. . .that said. . .i believe that my "irrational" fear is actually quite "rational". . .sadly. . .
 
Smurfy said:
what are you going to do when they get to the age where they need a little more independence?


I don't want to paint the wrong pictur here. I'm jusy "cautious" and it's not just a "new parent" thing either. For example, when my kid plays with the neighbors kids and they're in the backyard, I have a rule of "No going to the front". Sometimes they forget it, and they get in trouble. The backyard, to me is"safe", but the front/street side, is "unknown" and they could meet anyone there. That equals bad news to me, or potential bad news. Stuff like that.

On the other hand, my neighbors let their kid out by himself, just wandering around, front back, wherever. wtf? He's like 3. He went into their shed once and came out with a large hand saw. They were inside their house while the kid was in the shed out back with A freaking saw!! Another time he walked out from their property and down the street to in front of our house! My wife got him and took him home to the parents BOTH TIMES this happened. Both times, the family was babysitting, not the mother or father. Just aunts or grndmas whatever. Still, it's crazy.
 
My biggest phobia is traumatic amputation. And I often have nightmares about tight places.
 
gonelifting said:
Something happening to my children (2 and 5) like abduction or shit like that. Sure it'll "never happen" to you, but it does happen all the time and I'm very scared of that. I'm overly protective of them and see what other parents do as being "not careful enough" with their kids.

It's a nightmare.

Ditto! Only fears I always have are about my kids and their safety!
 
Having a car wreck and burning alive.... When I was a Trooper I witnessed 2 people still alive burn to death in a car..... I had my fire extenquisher however it was to hot and their seatbelts were stuck and I could not get them out... The next day I went and bought a knife and I always carried it with me.... this couple was traveling on the interstate in a bronco and the engine died in the fast lane at 1100pm at night... A tractor trailer rearended them causing the car to catch fire.. I was 1/4 mile a way writing a ticket when I saw the explosion ... I arrived and watched both of these people screaming and die...
 
gonelifting said:
I don't want to paint the wrong pictur here. I'm jusy "cautious" and it's not just a "new parent" thing either. For example, when my kid plays with the neighbors kids and they're in the backyard, I have a rule of "No going to the front". Sometimes they forget it, and they get in trouble. The backyard, to me is"safe", but the front/street side, is "unknown" and they could meet anyone there. That equals bad news to me, or potential bad news. Stuff like that.

On the other hand, my neighbors let their kid out by himself, just wandering around, front back, wherever. wtf? He's like 3. He went into their shed once and came out with a large hand saw. They were inside their house while the kid was in the shed out back with A freaking saw!! Another time he walked out from their property and down the street to in front of our house! My wife got him and took him home to the parents BOTH TIMES this happened. Both times, the family was babysitting, not the mother or father. Just aunts or grndmas whatever. Still, it's crazy.
oh ok. Your cautiousness seems normal for a smart parent. Your neighbors on the other hand lol I was always real strict with teh boy when he would want to go outside. He had to stay in a place in the yard where i could easily see him from the window and where he could hear me if i called his name from the window. so if i couldnt see him and he couldnt hear me, then he knew that was off limits/ this went on until he was at least 7 or 8. he used to be embarrassed because at our old house I'd park my little fold up chair in our big ol driveway (shared driveway) and watch him play with his friends. i think he didnt like it b/c none of the other parents were out there watching their kids lol
oh and lol the first time i let him out of my sight to go to a neighbor's house (3 houses away) i remember it - i actually made a thread about it b/c i was so nervous hahaha
 
i also worry a LOT about my kids.
all different things- i worry that my son will be with someone who gets in a horrible accident or that my daughter will cross paths with a lunatic.

i'm scared of spiders and other bugs, but whenever I come home, as i'm driving down the road, i take a deep breath when i turn the corner and see my house is still there. I knew someone who came home from vacation to find their house had burned to the ground and now it always worries me.
 
I have nightmares about my son, too. I dream that someone wants to take him away from me or won't hand him back over to me when I let them hold him.
 
Arabian said:
Having a car wreck and burning alive.... When I was a Trooper I witnessed 2 people still alive burn to death in a car..... I had my fire extenquisher however it was to hot and their seatbelts were stuck and I could not get them out... The next day I went and bought a knife and I always carried it with me.... this couple was traveling on the interstate in a bronco and the engine died in the fast lane at 1100pm at night... A tractor trailer rearended them causing the car to catch fire.. I was 1/4 mile a way writing a ticket when I saw the explosion ... I arrived and watched both of these people screaming and die...

Holy shit dude !
 
that plant stuff your feet touch on the bottom of a lake--i know the creature from the black lagoon is down there...waiting...
 
Arabian said:
Having a car wreck and burning alive.... When I was a Trooper I witnessed 2 people still alive burn to death in a car..... I had my fire extenquisher however it was to hot and their seatbelts were stuck and I could not get them out... The next day I went and bought a knife and I always carried it with me.... this couple was traveling on the interstate in a bronco and the engine died in the fast lane at 1100pm at night... A tractor trailer rearended them causing the car to catch fire.. I was 1/4 mile a way writing a ticket when I saw the explosion ... I arrived and watched both of these people screaming and die...

insensitive question, but did the individual you pulled over get out of the ticket?
 
nimbus said:
insensitive question, but did the individual you pulled over get out of the ticket?

yes you ticket the driver and during the estate sale the proceeds of the ticket will be taken out from the items sold off.

Or you could deduct the ticker from the estate tax under 2058 too
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
yes you ticket the driver and during the estate sale the proceeds of the ticket will be taken out from the items sold off.

Or you could deduct the ticker from the estate tax under 2058 too


He wasn't referring to the dead guy. He was ticketing a driver a short distance away from the accident when he saw the explosion.
 
snakes...........
hate em

always find myself looking down on the ground when im walking in grass that's not directly in the city or close to it
 
nimbus said:
insensitive question, but did the individual you pulled over get out of the ticket?
No , I told her it was her lucky night and had my Sgt destroy the ticket
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
yes you ticket the driver and during the estate sale the proceeds of the ticket will be taken out from the items sold off.

Or you could deduct the ticker from the estate tax under 2058 too
He meant the lady I had pulled over prior to the collision
 
biteme said:
I'm scared to death of rats. I don't know if that's irrational though, they've been known to eat sick people and children. Nasty fuckers and I can't believe some people have them as pets.


Rats really wow

Mine believe it or not is Cats
I am petrified of Cats it is not even funny, I almost jumped out through a window once, I cant explain it but nothing else scares me except cats, My friends cant understand why, it is really bad, I don't even enter a house if I know a cat is in there
 
Spiders. I noticed one on the bedroom wall just about a month ago. I sent my hubby in to kill it. He said that he couldn't find it. I looked into the room from the doorway and it had managed to hide before he went looking for it. It had escaped. I didn't go back into that room for about 48 hours. I knew it was there...lurking in the shadows.
I also had one on on my front door of my house after a trip to the store. I was on the porch, tossing random things from my grocery bags(rolls of paper towels,ect.) for about 20 minutes. I wanted to go inside but it just wouldn't leave. People think you can just walk up and kill them. U can't...... they jump.
I'm fine with snakes, rats, whatever. Not spiders. No way.
 
Mavafanculo said:
keep a can of wasp spray around - that shit shoots a stream about 20 feet.

DAMN, Mava! That's a great idea! I never thought of that! I wish they made a can small enough for my key chain for when I am in the car. I am always afraid that I will wreck my car because of a spider. If I ever find one in the car with me when I'm driving- I'm in trouble.
I'm gonna just start keeping a can of wasp spray on each floor of my house. If I can stand several feet away, I can kill my own spiders. :karate:
 
I also fear having to go to the hospital with dirty underwear. That's not irrational though.
 
biteme said:
I also fear having to go to the hospital with dirty underwear. That's not irrational though.

Don't worry about the ambulance. I hear that, a lot, about the dirty undies. We don't really look or care. If ur bad enough for us to remove enough clothing to see your undies-- we usually just cut them off with your pants. We don't even look. No problem. :)
 
sugarlicious said:
Rats really wow

Mine believe it or not is Cats
I am petrified of Cats it is not even funny, I almost jumped out through a window once, I cant explain it but nothing else scares me except cats, My friends cant understand why, it is really bad, I don't even enter a house if I know a cat is in there


Afraid of cats, or pussy? There's a difference.

jk man, I'm sure it sucks to have that kind of fear. Enough to almost junp out a window... damn.


It's cats though, right?
 
That I will die before I can get my girls back.

... that and zombies. Have A LOT of nightmares about zombies chasing and stabbing me. :(
 
BIKINIMOM said:
... that and zombies. Have A LOT of nightmares about zombies chasing and stabbing me. :(

Stabbing you?! Stripping off and chewing your skin and innards with their rotten teeth while you're still alive as that sweet fetid smell of putrefying flesh overwhelms you.

:worried:
 
gonelifting said:
Afraid of cats, or pussy? There's a difference.

jk man, I'm sure it sucks to have that kind of fear. Enough to almost junp out a window... damn.


It's cats though, right?

oolloolloolloolloolloo
 
JohnnyCakes said:
getting ready to have sex with the hottest girl I ever met and my cock can't get hard at all - totally limp

You have nothing to worry about then.
 
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Stoßtruppe said:
Stabbing you?! Stripping off and chewing your skin and innards with their rotten teeth while you're still alive as that sweet fetid smell of putrefying flesh overwhelms you.

:worried:

LOL no, they never actually touch me. They get *this close* but don't get ever hurt me. The whole night is spent with me running from them. :worried: Last night, I know this sounds funny but I was sorta reasoning with them while buying time thinking of ways to escape/where to run to next. Then when I wake up, it is dark so of course, I am still terrified... My poor husband. :(
 
Sharks. I even get a feeling they're in swimming pools sometimes. My grandmother has a big, kidney shaped pool and I couldn't see around the bend when I was a kid, so I'd get out and walk around to the other part of the pool because I'd be afraid a shark was waiting where I couldn't see.
 
I hear sharks like to eat fat kids ;-)

Ok my irrational fear. I won't ever go on a cruise b/c I'm terrified to be thrown overboard. There are bad ppl out there ya know!
 
perkele said:
Biteme's man boobies.
you have the most lovely bone structure. Just saying. Mrs. Biteme
 
Arachnophobic here.

I don't remember exactly how young I was, but I woke up with one of my older brother's taranchulas crawling on the blanket next to me in bed one night. It was a harmless species (Mexican Red Leg), but when it's the first thing you see when you wake up the species doesn't matter. It was the size of a dinner plate and it was trying to cuddle! It still gives me the chills when I remember that ugly thing staring at me. I'm not as bad as I used to be (I would go into shock if one crawled on me). Now I only freak out if I see one that is larger than a quarter. My god-daughter LOVES spiders (the Spirits are punishing me) so I've been trying to get over it. I just have to remind myself that I can squish them, as long as she's not around. :)

The End
 
dirty~d~ said:
Arachnophobic here.

I don't remember exactly how young I was, but I woke up with one of my older brother's taranchulas crawling on the blanket next to me in bed one night. It was a harmless species (Mexican Red Leg), but when it's the first thing you see when you wake up the species doesn't matter. It was the size of a dinner plate and it was trying to cuddle! It still gives me the chills when I remember that ugly thing staring at me. I'm not as bad as I used to be (I would go into shock if one crawled on me). Now I only freak out if I see one that is larger than a quarter. My god-daughter LOVES spiders (the Spirits are punishing me) so I've been trying to get over it. I just have to remind myself that I can squish them, as long as she's not around. :)

The End

Did you squash it?
 
dirty~d~ said:
Arachnophobic here.

I don't remember exactly how young I was, but I woke up with one of my older brother's taranchulas crawling on the blanket next to me in bed one night. It was a harmless species (Mexican Red Leg), but when it's the first thing you see when you wake up the species doesn't matter. It was the size of a dinner plate and it was trying to cuddle! It still gives me the chills when I remember that ugly thing staring at me. I'm not as bad as I used to be (I would go into shock if one crawled on me). Now I only freak out if I see one that is larger than a quarter. My god-daughter LOVES spiders (the Spirits are punishing me) so I've been trying to get over it. I just have to remind myself that I can squish them, as long as she's not around. :)

The End

Spiders love to bite me. :)
 
Stefka said:
Did you squash it?

No, but I did wet the bed that night.
 
jnevin said:
Sharks. I even get a feeling they're in swimming pools sometimes. My grandmother has a big, kidney shaped pool and I couldn't see around the bend when I was a kid, so I'd get out and walk around to the other part of the pool because I'd be afraid a shark was waiting where I couldn't see.
stop watching Jaws movies

I wont go in a lake or an ocean because I dont want fish swimming around or near me. Gross. Im totally afraid of one touching me. That goes for worms too. And Im terrified of snakes. If i saw one in the wild I would freak the fuck out. Even garter snakes scare the fuck outta me
 
being anally probed by aliens. or human either for that matter.
 
vixensghost said:

I just took my daughter to school and on the way to pick her up, I looked down and saw a spider crawling on my leg. I stopped the car in the middle of the road and smashed him.
 
biteme said:
I just took my daughter to school and on the way to pick her up, I looked down and saw a spider crawling on my leg. I stopped the car in the middle of the road and smashed him.


Oh crap..I prolly would HAVE wrecked the car!

I'm itching now JUST thinking about spideys!
 
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