Stoßtruppe said:Zombies!
biteme said:Imagine if that shit were for real.
Stoßtruppe said:I try not to! Though fortunately I live close to a mountain range.
Stoßtruppe said:Not these mountains:
what are you going to do when they get to the age where they need a little more independence?gonelifting said:Something happening to my children (2 and 5) like abduction or shit like that. Sure it'll "never happen" to you, but it does happen all the time and I'm very scared of that. I'm overly protective of them and see what other parents do as being "not careful enough" with their kids.
It's a nightmare.
gonelifting said:Something happening to my children (2 and 5) like abduction or shit like that. Sure it'll "never happen" to you, but it does happen all the time and I'm very scared of that. I'm overly protective of them and see what other parents do as being "not careful enough" with their kids.
It's a nightmare.
Smurfy said:what are you going to do when they get to the age where they need a little more independence?
gonelifting said:Something happening to my children (2 and 5) like abduction or shit like that. Sure it'll "never happen" to you, but it does happen all the time and I'm very scared of that. I'm overly protective of them and see what other parents do as being "not careful enough" with their kids.
It's a nightmare.
oh ok. Your cautiousness seems normal for a smart parent. Your neighbors on the other hand lol I was always real strict with teh boy when he would want to go outside. He had to stay in a place in the yard where i could easily see him from the window and where he could hear me if i called his name from the window. so if i couldnt see him and he couldnt hear me, then he knew that was off limits/ this went on until he was at least 7 or 8. he used to be embarrassed because at our old house I'd park my little fold up chair in our big ol driveway (shared driveway) and watch him play with his friends. i think he didnt like it b/c none of the other parents were out there watching their kids lolgonelifting said:I don't want to paint the wrong pictur here. I'm jusy "cautious" and it's not just a "new parent" thing either. For example, when my kid plays with the neighbors kids and they're in the backyard, I have a rule of "No going to the front". Sometimes they forget it, and they get in trouble. The backyard, to me is"safe", but the front/street side, is "unknown" and they could meet anyone there. That equals bad news to me, or potential bad news. Stuff like that.
On the other hand, my neighbors let their kid out by himself, just wandering around, front back, wherever. wtf? He's like 3. He went into their shed once and came out with a large hand saw. They were inside their house while the kid was in the shed out back with A freaking saw!! Another time he walked out from their property and down the street to in front of our house! My wife got him and took him home to the parents BOTH TIMES this happened. Both times, the family was babysitting, not the mother or father. Just aunts or grndmas whatever. Still, it's crazy.
Arabian said:Having a car wreck and burning alive.... When I was a Trooper I witnessed 2 people still alive burn to death in a car..... I had my fire extenquisher however it was to hot and their seatbelts were stuck and I could not get them out... The next day I went and bought a knife and I always carried it with me.... this couple was traveling on the interstate in a bronco and the engine died in the fast lane at 1100pm at night... A tractor trailer rearended them causing the car to catch fire.. I was 1/4 mile a way writing a ticket when I saw the explosion ... I arrived and watched both of these people screaming and die...
Arabian said:Having a car wreck and burning alive.... When I was a Trooper I witnessed 2 people still alive burn to death in a car..... I had my fire extenquisher however it was to hot and their seatbelts were stuck and I could not get them out... The next day I went and bought a knife and I always carried it with me.... this couple was traveling on the interstate in a bronco and the engine died in the fast lane at 1100pm at night... A tractor trailer rearended them causing the car to catch fire.. I was 1/4 mile a way writing a ticket when I saw the explosion ... I arrived and watched both of these people screaming and die...
nimbus said:insensitive question, but did the individual you pulled over get out of the ticket?
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:yes you ticket the driver and during the estate sale the proceeds of the ticket will be taken out from the items sold off.
Or you could deduct the ticker from the estate tax under 2058 too
No , I told her it was her lucky night and had my Sgt destroy the ticketnimbus said:insensitive question, but did the individual you pulled over get out of the ticket?
He meant the lady I had pulled over prior to the collisiondead_reggin_storage_fashi said:yes you ticket the driver and during the estate sale the proceeds of the ticket will be taken out from the items sold off.
Or you could deduct the ticker from the estate tax under 2058 too
biteme said:I'm scared to death of rats. I don't know if that's irrational though, they've been known to eat sick people and children. Nasty fuckers and I can't believe some people have them as pets.
Mavafanculo said:keep a can of wasp spray around - that shit shoots a stream about 20 feet.

biteme said:I also fear having to go to the hospital with dirty underwear. That's not irrational though.
sugarlicious said:Rats really wow
Mine believe it or not is Cats
I am petrified of Cats it is not even funny, I almost jumped out through a window once, I cant explain it but nothing else scares me except cats, My friends cant understand why, it is really bad, I don't even enter a house if I know a cat is in there
BIKINIMOM said:... that and zombies. Have A LOT of nightmares about zombies chasing and stabbing me.![]()

gonelifting said:Afraid of cats, or pussy? There's a difference.
jk man, I'm sure it sucks to have that kind of fear. Enough to almost junp out a window... damn.
It's cats though, right?
JohnnyCakes said:getting ready to have sex with the hottest girl I ever met and my cock can't get hard at all - totally limp
Stoßtruppe said:Stabbing you?! Stripping off and chewing your skin and innards with their rotten teeth while you're still alive as that sweet fetid smell of putrefying flesh overwhelms you.
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Last night, I know this sounds funny but I was sorta reasoning with them while buying time thinking of ways to escape/where to run to next. Then when I wake up, it is dark so of course, I am still terrified... My poor husband. 
you have the most lovely bone structure. Just saying. Mrs. Bitemeperkele said:Biteme's man boobies.
dirty~d~ said:Arachnophobic here.
I don't remember exactly how young I was, but I woke up with one of my older brother's taranchulas crawling on the blanket next to me in bed one night. It was a harmless species (Mexican Red Leg), but when it's the first thing you see when you wake up the species doesn't matter. It was the size of a dinner plate and it was trying to cuddle! It still gives me the chills when I remember that ugly thing staring at me. I'm not as bad as I used to be (I would go into shock if one crawled on me). Now I only freak out if I see one that is larger than a quarter. My god-daughter LOVES spiders (the Spirits are punishing me) so I've been trying to get over it. I just have to remind myself that I can squish them, as long as she's not around.
The End
dirty~d~ said:Arachnophobic here.
I don't remember exactly how young I was, but I woke up with one of my older brother's taranchulas crawling on the blanket next to me in bed one night. It was a harmless species (Mexican Red Leg), but when it's the first thing you see when you wake up the species doesn't matter. It was the size of a dinner plate and it was trying to cuddle! It still gives me the chills when I remember that ugly thing staring at me. I'm not as bad as I used to be (I would go into shock if one crawled on me). Now I only freak out if I see one that is larger than a quarter. My god-daughter LOVES spiders (the Spirits are punishing me) so I've been trying to get over it. I just have to remind myself that I can squish them, as long as she's not around.
The End
Stefka said:Did you squash it?
*WOOD*dirty~d~ said:No, but I did wet the bed that night.
stop watching Jaws moviesjnevin said:Sharks. I even get a feeling they're in swimming pools sometimes. My grandmother has a big, kidney shaped pool and I couldn't see around the bend when I was a kid, so I'd get out and walk around to the other part of the pool because I'd be afraid a shark was waiting where I couldn't see.
vixensghost said:Spiders!
biteme said:I just took my daughter to school and on the way to pick her up, I looked down and saw a spider crawling on my leg. I stopped the car in the middle of the road and smashed him.
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