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What is wrong with Northerners?
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Ulcasterdropout
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they're all tards and tubby house wives above the Mason Dixon line, mang
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The Shadow
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Y_Lifter said:
Thats why Cali women are up there
jackangel
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based on some of the threads you've posted, i could ask myself
"what's wrong with bobber?"
or since we're generalizing
"what's wrong with texas?"
i'm sure you're a good guy, but you come across as having a temper and a bad attitude in general about some things.
but i don't think you're stupid.
"what's wrong with bobber?"
or since we're generalizing
"what's wrong with texas?"
i'm sure you're a good guy, but you come across as having a temper and a bad attitude in general about some things.
but i don't think you're stupid.
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Ulcasterdropout
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I should have said "or"Sugarplum said:
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Ulcasterdropout
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All business up here.Bobber said:
....Welcome to the Machine.
Bobber
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jackangel said:
Shit...if I didn't know me I would be like what the fuck is wrong with that guy? I never claimed to be normal or even sane for that matter. I do have a horrible temper which I have tried, unsuccessfully to control. As for the bad attitude, I will leave that to yall to decide. Thanks for the not stupid comment.
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Ulcasterdropout
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She'll also want your address, phone number, and mother's maiden name....don't forget that stuff. ThanksBobber said:
I`ve lived in Jersey forever and I hate it because of the rude people. Whenever I go to other states I look behind me to see if the people are really saying "Hello" to me! lol
Not sure about the attractiveness comparison because whenever I go, I usually go to vacation spots so there`s always gonna flock there theoretically.
But I can say this with certainty, WE ARE DEFINATELY SMARTER UP HERE THAN YOU GUYS. I`m sorry, you`re just too slow moving, sloth mutha fuckers, down there. We ARE all business, not saying that`s good or bad, it`s just the way it is. My friend came back from Texas and told me how people/cashiers at the local shopping areas asked him "So how was your shopping?, Did you find everything you needed today?" lol wtf? Just give me back my damn money cause I`m running late. We Northerners are always "late" for something.
Tell you the truth, I would LOVE a friendly environment like that. I was definately NOT meant to live in New Jersey. I wanted to move to Florida at one point. Never happened.
Not sure about the attractiveness comparison because whenever I go, I usually go to vacation spots so there`s always gonna flock there theoretically.
But I can say this with certainty, WE ARE DEFINATELY SMARTER UP HERE THAN YOU GUYS. I`m sorry, you`re just too slow moving, sloth mutha fuckers, down there. We ARE all business, not saying that`s good or bad, it`s just the way it is. My friend came back from Texas and told me how people/cashiers at the local shopping areas asked him "So how was your shopping?, Did you find everything you needed today?" lol wtf? Just give me back my damn money cause I`m running late. We Northerners are always "late" for something.
Tell you the truth, I would LOVE a friendly environment like that. I was definately NOT meant to live in New Jersey. I wanted to move to Florida at one point. Never happened.
Ulcasterdropout said:She'll also want your address, phone number, and mother's maiden name....don't forget that stuff. Thanks
yes, thank you.
lol
bobber, you don't have to email me- i believe that you and your family are supermodels and representative of your entire state and I will conclude that i am the most attractive one in my northern state and that everybody else is far below me on the attractive scale- to the point of being porcine-like.
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Sugarplum said:
porcine-like 
Bobber said:
They haven't arrived yet. I just ordered them from this site.
http://www.wickedcoolstuff.com/mopykirasl.html
supersizeme
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I can't argue that we have some fat bastards down here. Too much chicken fried steak drowned in country gravy being shoveled into faces daily.
The only reason our fat ass state doesn't cave into the earth is because we have so much hot blonde airhead tail to counter the gravitational forces exuded by the melty faces.
The only reason our fat ass state doesn't cave into the earth is because we have so much hot blonde airhead tail to counter the gravitational forces exuded by the melty faces.
Delinquent
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I can only comment on the northerners that come down here and most of them are very rude. Like Gonelifting said, most are very impatient and would rather be rude and be on their way than be polite and sociable for that brief second that pass by someone. I can still be in a hurry but I am not gonna be rude because of it. If someone says hey, I say hey back. It's common courtesy down here. You would think that since northerners are supposedly smarter, they would have learned courtesy also but for some reason they failed that part of growing up.
Rex
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Dial_tone said:
Don't tell that to the good ol' boys from there. They take too much pride in that stuff. The best is when they try to justify why the North won.
My roommate is from SC and is one of the smartest guys I know, but I've also met a lot of ignorant people from below the Mason-Dixon line. Same thing for up north.
The women...it varies, but I will say watching a SC-Clemson game has a lot of fine ass women. Seen fat, skinny, ugly, and hot everywhere I've been.
Best way to piss off a Southerner when I'm at base is when the Civil War topic comes up, and it will, to call it the Dixon-Mason Line. When they correct you say "Since the North won we can call it whatever the hell we want." Boy do they get flustered.
DEEZPAZ said:
LOL Yeah I forgot about that part. "Why do you guys talk so fast?" lmao
wutangnomo
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Bro that's because you didn't go far north enough. You need to hit Canada to see how wrong your observation is.
As a side note, when I went down to Texas I did not see a single hot chick as all of them were sporting rolls. It was pretty disgusting, especially considering how hot and humid the weather was I couldn't imagine the nasty sweat and stink oozing within their crevices.
Thank goodness for Canada.
As a side note, when I went down to Texas I did not see a single hot chick as all of them were sporting rolls. It was pretty disgusting, especially considering how hot and humid the weather was I couldn't imagine the nasty sweat and stink oozing within their crevices.
Thank goodness for Canada.
Rex
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BlkDragon said:
lol. They usually don't. I love "The south will rise again" they spew when they're drinking. I respond with "Well it's been a good 150 years. So whenever you're ready. Granted you guys have a laid back life style down here, but shit get moving." The only thing worse than a Southern toting that flag around thinking they're a rebel is the jackass from Central PA who does.
They're so easy to piss off. Tell them NASCAR isn't a sport, and watch out. Tell them Earnhardt wasn't the best, and they'll swing. There is a radio station offering a sum of money for anyone who would get in a pink station wagon with a rainbow on it, and an Earnhardt sucks sign and drive around parts of NC. Noone from up North thinks it's a big deal, and if we could get off of work we would do it. Don't even get them started on red state-blue state.
Like I said, my roommate is from SC and he's one of the smartest and nicest people I know. We're the odd couple of roommates and just laugh at the ignorant people we're surrounded by from all over the country.
Bobber said:
As a PROUD Yankee............ ANYWHERE below the Mason-Dixon Line is considered the South..... Not the Deep-South, I admit, but southern none the less.
Maryland was a slave state, irregardless of which side of the Civil War they fought on. It has stronger cultural bonds to the south than to the north.
JerseyArt said:
EXACTLY, Chicks were coming up to me left and right in the clubs and just being out in general compared to New Jersey where you really had to work your magic to get anywhere. And we all know I have no magic.
gonelifting said:
this is so true. I grew up in Jersey and when I graduated college I got a job in Dallas so I figured what the hell. I still live here and think its great but that quote is how it is. Also I grew up at the Shore and always thought the women were hot but they are nothing compared to Dallas.
Join Date: May 2001 and you have 940 posts! damn, one per day. lol Glad my post made you come out of your hibernation bro. K for that.
Creepusmaximus
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Canada has a huge amount of gay guys so the girl's have to try harder.bluepeter said:How do you explain all the hotties in Canada?
