Hey, I'm from Cleveland and my girlfriend was away at school! You Bastard!
Haha. Just Kidding. All you men out there think about these stories when your getting ready to get married. Especially the married woman fucking a guy while her hubby is in the club. Nice. Imagine talking to your girlfriend and little do you know she is FUCKING someone else? Also nice.
Damn, women have no morals! haha. With that, here are a few things I can think of-
I had sex on the dance floor of a nightclub. I just stood behind her real close and she ..slide right on.
I have sex with my girl in the car all the time. Its fun. Park in a parking garage at the mall or whatever. Seems fairly naughty.
We had a threesome just before X-mas. Pretty fun. They were both worn out that night. The other girl was telling me she was my "little slut" and how she wanted my cock in her ass(her boyfriend doesn't do that she says). Merry X-mas!! HO HO HO.
A couple weeks ago my girl was giving me head at the zoo. We do this every once and awhile. Anyway, so we are sitting on this wooden bench and its dark out so its pretty secluded. We are right next to the mountain goat exhibit and as I am enjoying my delicous blowjob I look over and see a couple of mountain goats glaring at me! They were probably thinking "baaaaa...humans fucking again." I couldn't help but laugh. A few moments later I heard some people coming on the wooden boardwalk so we stopped. Damn blue balls!