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What is the Wildest Thing You've Done~~~~

Other than the "Better than a strip club thread"? :D

I gave someone head on the roof of their apartment building once, in full view of the building courtyard (where the nazi apartment manager or any of the tenants could have seen us) and about a 3 street radius. We would have screwed on the roof, but the shingles were too rough on my ass.
 
MrsPuddlesFL said:
Hmmmmmmm....


I'm thinkin....


Nope, nothin wild here, sorry. ;)


How about you, Pamela???

I'm working on this...;)

I got this idea from Bigsatan..:D Thank You!

I want to video tape myself; pleasuring
myself with my toys.. And or with my lover..
 
When I was still in the military my wife (then girlfriend) came to visit me. I was taking her back to the airport and we had some time before she had to catch her flight. I had a little Honda Del Sol at the time so sex in it was impossible. Any way we pulled in to this construction site and proceeded to have sex on the hood of the car. When we finished we realized that there was a bunch of construction workers on the top the hill about 100yards away. It was 6PM on Sunday we had no idea they were there till we heard the clapping when we finished.
 
bumped uglies with my at the time serious gf on the alter of the catholic church she belonged to.






i know, i know, i will "burn in hell" for that one!
 
we've been pretty adventurous with threesomes, etc.....done it at the lake in the water with people around, my next big thing is to get to do it in a dressing room, or maybe a restroom at a club, or even a club, but i'm a chickenshit!
 
Nicole said:



Most of my wild things took place is weird locations... HardRock Hotel swimming pool by the water slide is a fave-- we had an audience..lol!

Clubs.. and ladies rooms in clubs are always a hoot look for a handicap stall-- they have a rail you can hold on to!LOL


you FREAK, damn, i wish you lived closer, we could get into some serious trouble girl! :)
 
I think... it was the time i went to Calistoga.. its like a place where you go wine tasting and take mudd baths and stuff.. well i was drinking cognac with my then Bf in the hot ass sun.. needless to say we were pretty loaded...


We decided to have sex right there in the middle of the resort pool area!!! LOL in broad day light everyone and there mama there.. Thing is, they didn't even kick us out!


After that on top of my car in the parking lot in the day...

No more drinking for me!!!!


LOL
 
The most erotic one I'd have to say is when my ex girlfriend came over to visit me. She was going to graduate school and had a boyfriend in Cleveland. Anyway, we were having sex in my apartment and her boyfriend called her cell phone. I fucked her while she was talking to her boyfiriend! I've had sex in movie theatres, lecture halls, restrooms but nothing compares to that!!
 
I was working at an ice rink, I messed around with two different girls in the same night, one on the zamboni, the other one my bosses desk.
 
Had a threesome with 2 twin sisters while on spring break.
 
Went on vacation to a condo in Destin, Florida with about 10 of my friends and my girlfriend. We all got hammered and decided to go skinny dipping in the pool at about 3:00 in the morning. We were leaning up against the wall, everyone was talking and drinking beer, except no one knew that I had my dick in her and was fucking her from behind while we were having a normal conversation with everyone.
 
I'll have to wait for the statute of limitations to run out before I am willing to discuss it. I am a very bad man, lol.
 
Sex in a Confessional. Catholic School training:p Sex in the Strairwell of an apartment building, right in front of a huge window that was in full-view of the entire parking lot. I fucked my ex-wife on the hood of my Car at like 3 AM in the middle of the Mojave Desert once, coming back from Las Vegas. That was pretty erotic, and would've been even moreso, but she was all scared of Scorpions & stuff:D . Got caught railing my first GF in the fire exit at the local Mall once. I have alot of 'em, but am having a mental block right now....Lemme think on this.
 
Pamela said:


I'm working on this...;)

I got this idea from Bigsatan..:D Thank You!

I want to video tape myself; pleasuring
myself with my toys.. And or with my lover..

:devil:
You're welcome pretty lady. Go for it, you wont regret it.
BTW, if you want, I'm available for camera operation, editing, lighting, props and directing.:D
 
Zerxes said:
Sex in a Confessional. Catholic School training:p Sex in the Strairwell of an apartment building, right in front of a huge window that was in full-view of the entire parking lot. I fucked my ex-wife on the hood of my Car at like 3 AM in the middle of the Mojave Desert once, coming back from Las Vegas. That was pretty erotic, and would've been even moreso, but she was all scared of Scorpions & stuff:D . Got caught railing my first GF in the fire exit at the local Mall once. I have alot of 'em, but am having a mental block right now....Lemme think on this.


:devil:
Interesting! The only other guy I heard tell us a story of fucking his exwife in the desert on the hood of his car at 3:00 am was That scamming piece of shit Roidog420 also known as Karachikid.
He also liked Van Halen, like your signature. Funny thing is the last time he logged in was August 3, 2002. Now I was wondering if you noticed that you registered on August 3 2002? What a coincidence.
 
Bigsatan13 said:


:devil:
You're welcome pretty lady. Go for it, you wont regret it.
BTW, if you want, I'm available for camera operation, editing, lighting, props and directing.:D

There you are..:D

I was wondering where you've been.

I bet that hot wife of yours; has had tied you up for awhile. ;)

BTW
I may need some camera insturctions / directing on my first movie.. :FRlol:

I will call you soon.. :kiss:


Pamela
 
I have had wild sex in a very popular night club Down Atlanta,
One of my friends work their and he let me go up into a room thet looks over the dance floor it was late we were wasted looking over the crowd with me behind her bass pumping (Dance club) Damn I miss those days. Also bathroom stalls roof tops of our apartment and I can't forget the hot tub. And on the other end of the spectrum We were laying out on some hugh rocks at the river and one thing lead to another. Oh did I mention we were next to a main highway . It was great!
 
where to start?..let's see...Fucking a married girl in my car next to a busy sidewalk ...with her husband inside the club..he got sloppy seconds that night:D ..sex in a parkinglot with a complete and utter stranger ...didn't even know her name ..asked her to fuck 10 seconds after hello.....god I am a slut....having my wife materbait in the car after we go to a strip club is always good ...the last time we couldn't wait to fuck so I pulled into a parkN ride bus stoop and we fucked there.... Threesome with the neighbour was really good.


MY wife has fucked in church before ...she was 19 ...has done it on the side of the road on the hood of a car ...with traffic passing by...on sombodys front lawn ....got caught ny the paper boy..and fucked on the couch with her mom in the same room.....I married a slut toO!!:D :D :D :D ;)
 
Pamela said:


There you are..:D

I was wondering where you've been.

I bet that hot wife of yours; has had tied you up for awhile. ;)

BTW
I may need some camera insturctions / directing on my first movie.. :FRlol:

I will call you soon.. :kiss:


Pamela

:devil: I was on vacation for the holidays. No work, no gym, too much partying, lost 15 lbs. But now I'm back to work, and the gym in the morning. As far as being tied up, I have this thing about being restrained, jail will do that to you. Have fun, I'll talk to you later.
 
One night when my wife and I first started dating we were fuking in the hot tub. Started out with her sitting on the edge and I had my face buried between her legs, doing her with my fingers and tongue. Then she came down into the tub and we proceeded to do what it is young couples in love do. Fuck like mad. It was about 2 am and we had been going at it for a good 20 min. I looked up over her shoulder and about 30 yards away was a group of guys standing out on their balcony w/ a pair of binoculars, watching us. Who knows how long they had been their...probably since the beginning. So I told her that we had an audience and expected her to freak out - she giggled and told me to keep going. So we went kept going - did our thing and got up to go back inside. We were applauded as we walked back to my apartment from the pool.

Not the wildest we have done - but it was fun.

We actually got busted by her boss once. She is a pilates instructor. At the time she was working for a very *exclusive* ballet academy. They had a pilates studio there and she was one of the trainers. To make a long story short, we are getting all freaky on the pilates equipment (it's like 11:00 at night) when we hear a car pull up. We jump down start throwing on our clothes, her boss walks in with a guy (wink, wink) and asks us what we are doing half naked. We say nothing and go about our merry way. She quit that job shortly after because her and her boss didn't get along after that point. ;)

I have more, but I'm sick of typing.
 
Hey, I'm from Cleveland and my girlfriend was away at school! You Bastard!



Haha. Just Kidding. All you men out there think about these stories when your getting ready to get married. Especially the married woman fucking a guy while her hubby is in the club. Nice. Imagine talking to your girlfriend and little do you know she is FUCKING someone else? Also nice.
Damn, women have no morals! haha. With that, here are a few things I can think of-

I had sex on the dance floor of a nightclub. I just stood behind her real close and she ..slide right on.

I have sex with my girl in the car all the time. Its fun. Park in a parking garage at the mall or whatever. Seems fairly naughty.

We had a threesome just before X-mas. Pretty fun. They were both worn out that night. The other girl was telling me she was my "little slut" and how she wanted my cock in her ass(her boyfriend doesn't do that she says). Merry X-mas!! HO HO HO.;) :p

A couple weeks ago my girl was giving me head at the zoo. We do this every once and awhile. Anyway, so we are sitting on this wooden bench and its dark out so its pretty secluded. We are right next to the mountain goat exhibit and as I am enjoying my delicous blowjob I look over and see a couple of mountain goats glaring at me! They were probably thinking "baaaaa...humans fucking again." I couldn't help but laugh. A few moments later I heard some people coming on the wooden boardwalk so we stopped. Damn blue balls!
 
hahaha. Yeah that same night(I had the disco balls)I went to take a leek and when I came back the girl I was with was whipping this guy dressed as a baby. She was spanking the hell out of him! I was like- woah! There were lots of freaks that night. Dressed as freaks- with wings and all that. I think its cute when girls at clubs have wings. Pretty silly but its cute, especially when your HIGH HIGH HIGH on E. hehe.

Aloha Vinylgroover- hope your holidays were good!
 
Back at ya buddy.

Last week i had a 5 night bender Red starting on New Year's. I've dropped 9 pounds in 5 days and my brain is still buzzing but oh what a week:fro: :garza:
 
5 Day bender! Jeez, you are definately a single guy!! haha. I gained a few "holiday pounds"-
I am cutting now-time to get cut. Having trouble losing fat actually. I think because I have been having my shakes with milk. Too much sugar I think.
 
Bigsatan13 said:



:devil:
Interesting! The only other guy I heard tell us a story of fucking his exwife in the desert on the hood of his car at 3:00 am was That scamming piece of shit Roidog420 also known as Karachikid.
He also liked Van Halen, like your signature. Funny thing is the last time he logged in was August 3, 2002. Now I was wondering if you noticed that you registered on August 3 2002? What a coincidence.


:devil:
What the fuck? Nobody has anything to say about this?
 
Ate this chick out on a table in a club down town Toronto - Temple, not a big club it's a lounge- it was packed that night and we were just in the mood to put on a show for everyone. If you were there in mid December you know who we are :D She blew me in the middle of the dance floor and then I proped her on the table by the dance floor with all the candles and did my deed. Needless to say, people where either stunned or cheering us on. When we left at the end of the night the manager, a friend of mine, hugged us both and told us that it was one the best shows the club has ever seen.

The curve" in Mississauga . Doing "private part body shots" The manager came over to us and told us to stop because people were complaining. I can’t see why? They get to see nice tits, ass, pussy, cock, abs, nipples and piercings. Anyway not for everyone, I guess. Needless to say, we still get free drinks when we go there and he's around.

Ocean city MD. July 4, Threesome in a public hotel pool -forget the name of it, they have a live band playing all the time and shit, everyone goes there- needless to say this pool was packed with children, mom dads, drunks -us- and everyone else you can think of. Funny thing is, most adults around that area knew what was going on and couldn’t give a rat’s ass about it, this hot chick walks up to us and tells us to stop fucking in the pool. We asked if she wanted to join us but she kept on yelling out loud "stop having sex in the pool!" Oh well I guess she wasn't into multiple partners. So, we stopped.

Sex in a club. I went to the bathroom and my girlfriend ran in behind me and shoved into a stall, I bent her over and we did our shit.

Sex in the back staircase of a club. We know the owners of this club in Columbus and we were in the VIP room, decided to go venture in the back exit, just to explore, and we did it right there with cases of beer and booze all around us.

Cancun Oasis Hotel. The pool, streaked naked through the halls of the hotel, did it front of all our friends.

Next week we're leaving for our cruise I'm sure we'll find other places too...like the airplane...always wanted to be part of the high mile club! YAY!
 
On the way home from Camp Lejeune once my wife ( she lived a couple of states away) picked me up for a 4 day pass over Labor Day weekend. On the way home we were all over each other the whole ride. Stopped on the side of the highway and did her doggy-style. We had to get out of the car since there wasn't enough room to finish properly. All the while cars were going by, some honking there horns.
The worst part was I dropped my dog tags and had to go back for them on the way back to NC.
The story does have a happy ending, I found my dog tags.
 
Bigsatan13 said:



:devil:
Interesting! The only other guy I heard tell us a story of fucking his exwife in the desert on the hood of his car at 3:00 am was That scamming piece of shit Roidog420 also known as Karachikid.
He also liked Van Halen, like your signature. Funny thing is the last time he logged in was August 3, 2002. Now I was wondering if you noticed that you registered on August 3 2002? What a coincidence.



That is interesting.
 
Ummm...what the fuck?? I find that extremely interesting. Zerxes is a mod over at musclezine or whatever the fuck right?? Anyone know about or care to share on this? Zerxes...where you at man?
 
Bigsatan13 said:



:devil:
Interesting! The only other guy I heard tell us a story of fucking his exwife in the desert on the hood of his car at 3:00 am was That scamming piece of shit Roidog420 also known as Karachikid.
He also liked Van Halen, like your signature. Funny thing is the last time he logged in was August 3, 2002. Now I was wondering if you noticed that you registered on August 3 2002? What a coincidence.

It's posted on the Anabolics board now. Damn good call.
 
Had sex with a friend's wife while he watched and jerked off. Masturbated while driving down the highway. Drove thru Jack in the Box naked with 2 naked girls.
 
rnch said:
bumped uglies with my at the time serious gf on the alter of the catholic church she belonged to.






i know, i know, i will "burn in hell" for that one!


I COULD EAT THIS ONE UP RIGHT NOW BUT I'LL REFRAIN!!!




KAYNE
 
Guys, zerxes has 1500 posts since august and none since he got called out, and that avatar looks fucking just like that sob. I think that it is safe to say that zerxes is no more on this board, he will be assuming a new name soon.
 
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