what is the most obnoxious pick up line u have ever had used on u?

[SoKlueles]

mine was.....you look hot.....how would u like ur temp taken with an all beef thermometer?

 

[SoreArms]

Dam, I had that one written down on the "can't fail" category.

 

[Paulo]

mine was.....you look hot.....how would u like ur temp taken with an all beef thermometer?

was he implying that you were a cow? Or that he wants to put his unit in your body?

 

[Paulo]

Oh yeah, worst pick up line....

One time, this persistant woman at the bar, asked me "what can I do to make you smile?"

It was horrible. I had to take her to my room and fuck her ragged just to get that line out of my head.

 

[SoKlueles]

no im not a cow....just the line he used. lol

 

[ZKaudio]

my fav...

" i was thinking about buying you a drink...

then i remembered it was the though that counts"

 

[Gymgurl]

I have been asked if my feet hurt...because thoughts of me were running through his mind all day.

 

[corythosaurus]

No bad pick-up lines used on me, they all seem to work!

 

[SoKlueles]

he he

so cory if i said.......Is your refridgerator running.....you would say yes and do me right there?

 

[corythosaurus]

If YOU said it? Yeah, I'd do you right there.

 

[SoKlueles]

sweet.. just checking

 

[corythosaurus]

<<<< I'm not easy, just extremely accommodating, and willing to please!

 

[SoKlueles]

and u make sure ur fridge is running

 

[corythosaurus]

No, I make sure YOUR "fridge is running"!

 

[SoKlueles]

ha ha it is

 

[corythosaurus]

^^^ You must be a mirror......

 

[corythosaurus]

*oh well*

.....'cause I can see myself in you!

 

[gab9681]

One of my bros always uses the same line:

"Excuse me, but do you wash your clothes with Windex, because I can see myself in your pants."

It has worked once or twice for him. Heh heh heh.

 

[RottenWillow]

Have I fucked you yet??



Delivered in an unobnoxous, humorous way it really was pretty funny. It kinda makes fun of the whole absurdity of scam lines.

 

[PBR]

"excuse me, are you ok?? cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt".....could you resist that????....thank you...

 

[hamstershaver]

i just say take off your panties, works every time

 

[RottenWillow]

"excuse me, are you ok?? cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt".....could you resist that????

PBR I'm afraid you'd get a blank stare from me with that cheeseball line.

 

[SoreArms]

Gage the situation. If I'm at a pick up joint, then I use pick up type of lines like "Hi, my name is Ed and I'm a Libra" or something corny and funny to break the ice.
If I'm out of that environment, then I try to use some simple honesty, not too strong, but something simple and subtle like "hey, lets hang out".

This worked once (the only time I've tried it)
I got caught staring at a girl and she looked at me and said "excuse me, can I help you?" as stunned as I was, I answered "I'm sorry, my eyes just a natural tendency to wander toward beautiful things". She couldn't help but blush and we struck conversation.

 

[LATINLOVER]

THE ONE I JUST USE ON ANYA" TREAD OF GYMGURL.DO YOU WANT ANY HISPANIC ON YOU...COULD NOT RESIST IT BECAUSE IS SO STUPID THAT ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY AND THAT IS THE IDEA.

I ONESTLY THINK THAT THERE ARE NO GOOD LINES ONLY GOOD CONVERSATIONS AND A GOOD DRINK.

 

[BileStew]

"How about a blowjob" works on occasion.

 

[PBR]

PBR I'm afraid you'd get a blank stare from me with that cheeseball line.

anya...Im stunned!!! thought I had it made!!! shit....LOL..can I try again????

 

[RottenWillow]

THE ONE I JUST USE ON ANYA" TREAD OF GYMGURL.DO YOU WANT ANY HISPANIC ON YOU....

WELL I'VE ALREADY GOT HISPANIC ALL OVER ME SINCE I'M ORIGINALLY FROM MEXICO. HAVE TO TRY TO DIFFERENT LINE MY FRIEND.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I just say, "do you fancy having sex tonight?" if yes then good, if not then ask another doll

 

[juve]

'i'd like to have your lovechild'

I was like 'scuze me????!

 

[SoreArms]

WELL I'VE ALREADY GOT HISPANIC ALL OVER ME SINCE I'M ORIGINALLY FROM MEXICO. HAVE TO TRY TO DIFFERENT LINE MY FRIEND.

Hola Anya, estoy un poco fasinado de ti. Me gustaria saber mas.

 

[RottenWillow]

Hola Anya, estoy un poco fasinado de ti. Me gustaria saber mas.

Whoa high school spanish. Very nice. LOL

j/k

 

[SoreArms]

Whoa high school spanish. Very nice. LOL

j/k

No, bi-lingual, but serious.

 

[LATINLOVER]

WELL I'VE ALREADY GOT HISPANIC ALL OVER ME SINCE I'M ORIGINALLY FROM MEXICO. HAVE TO TRY TO DIFFERENT LINE MY FRIEND.

no esa se la tire a gymgurl de broma wey,pero si te quedo el chaleco pontelo,para que no se pierda la sangre o cultura

no en serio estas muy bien te he visto en tu galeria y tambien me da gusto que le entres duro a los fierros en el gym.pon Hay que poner en alto a la raza. de que parte de mexico eres?

 

[Paulo]

Keep it pure bro, keep it pure.

 

[Gymgurl]

Wait I saw my name....but can't read a bit of it!

 

[RottenWillow]

no en serio estas muy bien te he visto en tu galeria y tambien me da gusto que le entres duro a los fierros en el gym.pon Hay que poner en alto a la raza. de que parte de mexico eres?

I was born in Chihuahua but I've been in America since I was real small.