What Is The Most Memorable Sexual Experience You Have Ever Had?

[StickFigure]

Et tu?

I don't know what that means but I posted one.

 

[novamanms]

et tu = and you?

Ceasar said it to Brutus when he performed the last stab. Brutus was Ceasar's boy, and rumored to be his son.

 

[H_T_]

Ok. i was getting a bj from my gf in the dressing room of the strip club we both worked at. i was standing in front of the door to prevent any mishaps. then this waitress busts through the door, hitting me in the back with the door and pushing HT Jr. just a tad bit further than she was willing to have him. so i look up, into the mirror and lock eyes with this waitress. she has this oh i'm sorry look on her face, then she glances down and that look changes into the Macauley Caulkin Home Alone look. she grabbed the door and slams it shut, while my girls spits me out and says: "why the fuck do you always have to do that"? and from that day forward, that waitress would never look me in the eye....

 

[Gymgurl]

i got roadhead once and when i nutted my leg locked up on the accelerator and i nearly wound up in a ditch.

Why is this so funny to me.....LMAO

 

[H_T_]

Why is this so funny to me.....LMAO

um, are you one of my ex's?

 

[Gymgurl]

Not that I remeber but I used to hang out at the clubs but you were about 2 then.......even been to the Falcon lounge before it closed lol....?

 

[H_T_]

Not that I remeber but I used to hang out at the clubs but you were about 2 then.......even been to the Falcon lounge before it closed lol....?

you're like 5 years older than me, Ma'am. uh, nah, never heard of it, lotta conquests, eh? where's it at? i've been all over though, so, you never know.....

 

[Gymgurl]

They tore it down....eight mile and something lol......been awhile....okay so maybe it was at St.Andrews?? Harpos??

 

[Gymgurl]

Conquests? no....lots a guys in bands yes lol

 

[H_T_]

Conquests? no....lots a guys in bands yes lol

you filthy soomaka! but wait, omg, yeah, i know all of those places. been to St. Andrews more times than i can count. Harpo's too. do you have a tattoo on your ass???