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What Is The Most Memorable Sexual Experience You Have Ever Had?
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dr_skier said:
Sounded pretty damn memorable to me!! .
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Ok, here's the most memorable...in a bad way.
I had met a girl online, and she was looking for a one night thing. At the time, I was into that, so I went and picked her up and obliged her. Anyways, we get back to my house, go into the bedroom, its pitch black, and we start getting to it. I got really, really into in in missionary and proceeded to get her up in the turkish plow (elevated missionary with the legs on the shoulders) and pounded the hell out of her. She was really into it and enjoying it until she turned a sort of pale green and started mumbling. I asked her what was wrong, and all she could utter was "keep going", so I did, and came shortly after...and we both went to sleep satisfied. I took her home the next morning, and she still wasn't all that talkative.
2 weeks later, I get a phone call from her wanting more. But she says, "don't worry, i'm all fixed now". I'm not sure what she means. Turns out she had a pacemaker (too dark for me to see the small scar on her chest), and that while I was fucking the hell out of her, some wiring came loose and she nearly died on me while she was having an orgasm. Of course, she doesn't tell me this until then.
But it gets worse. I pick this chick up again after this phone call, and we get into it. She's on top, and I start taunting her "Is that all you got, come on, fuck me!"...she stops grinding and just sits there, on my dick, and gives me a small lecture about how she hates the word fuck. So I tell her I won't say it anymore, and let her grind until she's tired and flops off. By then I had no feeling in my dick, so I hopped on her and started grudge fucking her until I came. No wires broke this time, but then she slept for 15 hours. I thought I had just done my job real well until I took her home the next afternoon and she told me the she had also been diagnosed with epilepsy (!!!) while at the doctor, and she slept so long because she had to pop a pill right after we finished fucking (because she nearly had a seizure while we were having sex).
Needless to say, I didn't take any more of her calls.
Note: I'm definitely not that god-like in bed to nearly kill a girl twice. So I guess I got the runt of the litter.
I had met a girl online, and she was looking for a one night thing. At the time, I was into that, so I went and picked her up and obliged her. Anyways, we get back to my house, go into the bedroom, its pitch black, and we start getting to it. I got really, really into in in missionary and proceeded to get her up in the turkish plow (elevated missionary with the legs on the shoulders) and pounded the hell out of her. She was really into it and enjoying it until she turned a sort of pale green and started mumbling. I asked her what was wrong, and all she could utter was "keep going", so I did, and came shortly after...and we both went to sleep satisfied. I took her home the next morning, and she still wasn't all that talkative.
2 weeks later, I get a phone call from her wanting more. But she says, "don't worry, i'm all fixed now". I'm not sure what she means. Turns out she had a pacemaker (too dark for me to see the small scar on her chest), and that while I was fucking the hell out of her, some wiring came loose and she nearly died on me while she was having an orgasm. Of course, she doesn't tell me this until then.
But it gets worse. I pick this chick up again after this phone call, and we get into it. She's on top, and I start taunting her "Is that all you got, come on, fuck me!"...she stops grinding and just sits there, on my dick, and gives me a small lecture about how she hates the word fuck. So I tell her I won't say it anymore, and let her grind until she's tired and flops off. By then I had no feeling in my dick, so I hopped on her and started grudge fucking her until I came. No wires broke this time, but then she slept for 15 hours. I thought I had just done my job real well until I took her home the next afternoon and she told me the she had also been diagnosed with epilepsy (!!!) while at the doctor, and she slept so long because she had to pop a pill right after we finished fucking (because she nearly had a seizure while we were having sex).
Needless to say, I didn't take any more of her calls.
Note: I'm definitely not that god-like in bed to nearly kill a girl twice. So I guess I got the runt of the litter.
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novamanms
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I bet Stick has some crazy, crazy stories.
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