StickFigure
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humantarget said:i was with my girl at the time and her best friend, who hated my fuckin' guts. we got fucked up and high and i started messing around with my gf cuz she was wearing next to nothing. we were sitting on the couch, and i pushed her over a little, so i could get at what i was reaching for and her face went into her friends tits. it was all but sealed after that. they started making out and i was like, yes! they both stood up and stripped and then got on top of each other, kissing more. i leaned over and dined a bit then poked her for a while. the ex then climbed onto the couch, the arm of the couch, where her friends head was and fucking squats over her face. her bud started licking her like an ice cream cone, which left me unattended. i wasn't really of thinking of doing anything cuz this girl honestly did not like me, but she slid her foot up and started rubbing my wack bag with it. so i went down on her. now get this: after a few minutes of this, she squirms out from under us and is fucking crying. my ex is all concerned like i did something mean or awful to her with her back turned. mind you this bitch has been scowling at me the whole time. she turns and shoots me a look then turns around and says to her, "your fucking bf made me cum!" then she grabbed her clothes and stomps into the bathroom. so i find out late from my ex that her friend was dating this guy who she was in love with but he couldn't get her off. now that is justice.
agreed. i've got plenty of dirty sex stories. it's my successful relationship posts that suck.StickFigure said:Now THAT'S an experience!! And yes justice! LMAO!!
If this is the way this threads gonna go, it oughta be real fuggin' good!!
humantarget said:agreed. i've got plenty of dirty sex stories. it's my successful relationship posts that suck.
SWEEThumantarget said:i was with my girl at the time and her best friend, who hated my fuckin' guts. we got fucked up and high and i started messing around with my gf cuz she was wearing next to nothing. we were sitting on the couch, and i pushed her over a little, so i could get at what i was reaching for and her face went into her friends tits. it was all but sealed after that. they started making out and i was like, yes! they both stood up and stripped and then got on top of each other, kissing more. i leaned over and dined a bit then poked her for a while. the ex then climbed onto the couch, the arm of the couch, where her friends head was and fucking squats over her face. her bud started licking her like an ice cream cone, which left me unattended. i wasn't really of thinking of doing anything cuz this girl honestly did not like me, but she slid her foot up and started rubbing my wack bag with it. so i went down on her. now get this: after a few minutes of this, she squirms out from under us and is fucking crying. my ex is all concerned like i did something mean or awful to her with her back turned. mind you this bitch has been scowling at me the whole time. she turns and shoots me a look then turns around and says to her, "your fucking bf made me cum!" then she grabbed her clothes and stomps into the bathroom. so i find out late from my ex that her friend was dating this guy who she was in love with but he couldn't get her off. now that is justice.
Did you give the dog a cookie after?vinylgroover said:i was fucking a chick a year or two back and i felt a wet sensation on the back of my balls.......i thought the chick was squirting.......as it turned out, her dog was licking my balls. Sad thing was it felt quite enjoyable lol. I made a thread about it here a couple of years ago