What have PORNOS taught you guys?

[the nature boy]

That I can become a pizza delivery driver and get lots of women to fuck me so they dont have to pay for the pizza

Oh and that venereal diseases dont exist and I dont have to wear a condom when with a total stranger.

Pizza delivery guys, mechanics, and land lords pull in major tail. Also that hitchhikers are always hotties that put out.

And that women like semen on their face and in their mouths.

I've also learned that Ron Jeremy can still get laid.

 

[Taps]

First time I saw a porno I was like 6 years old. Scared the hell out of me.

 

[Test boy]

Pornos have taught me that beautiful women tend to be oversexed. That women like to see a big dick but seem to enjoy the smaller ones every bit as much, sometimes more. Porno girls are nasty sluts, they are not representative of the female gender. Oh and...many straight men like to see the big dick as well. Look who the megastars are, they became that because men rented their pornos. EVERYBODY has heard of John Holmes.

 

[1911]

"What have PORNOS taught you guys?"

That I don't have the genetics to make it in that industry!

Later,

 

[Phumunda]

That every woman shaves! NOT TRUE NOT TRUE!!!

Phumunda <--- Even he's misleading! Grrr...

 

[mdd]

to pull the hair back in a ponytail and pull very hard when hitting it from behind...

repeat as necessary

 

[Wfabrizio]

Perhaps that women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

First, if that middle-aged loser has coke then yes they do enjoy it and secondly, if the cock is big enough they are suprised!

lol

 

[smallmovesal]

dammit triplev when are you coming to visit?!

 

[danielson]

that a woman will enjoy it more if when getting head i 'help' her by pushing her down to gaggin level

 

[May1010]

That guys really do like to be fucked in the ass hard. And the really get off on "Who's your daddy!" , "Who's your daddy!"

Wodin has been watching gay porn again!