what freaky things can you do with your body?

[biteme]

THere was a guy I went to highschool with whose penis was so long, that he could reach behind his back, grab his penis, pull it out behind him, and wave at you with it. He did this in the shower all the time after football practice.

 

[Sub-Zero]

id punch him in the stomach or balls while he has his guard down

 

[Lumberg]

THere was a guy I went to highschool with whose penis was so long, that he could reach behind his back, grab his penis, pull it out behind him, and wave at you with it. He did this in the shower all the time after football practice.

On my fb team there was a guy who could wrap his dick around his wrist 1 1/2 times. He would go up to people in the shower and say "do you like my new watch?"

 

[Lumberg]

i can get about 3-4 inches distance from my lower chest to the middle of my stomach when i get it pushed out. unfortunately i'm the only one impressed by this magic and all my girl ever tells me is "gross...put it away."

OMG That is amazing.










you have a girlfirend!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[WalkingBeast]

I know a little magic trick. I can eat a food of any color and then produce a brown replication pertruding from the other end of my body. Who the fuck else can do that?

 

[Judo Tom]

throw people who weight twice as much as me

choke peple who weight twice as much as me

armbars are neat too

 

[tiger88]

i tried to suck my own dick but i failed at that

almost there

 

[PHATchik]

I can make my eyes go two different directions. One eye will be looking at you and the other one will veer off to the side. Yes, I'm a freak. lol.

 

[jerkbox]

I can make my eyes go two different directions. One eye will be looking at you and the other one will veer off to the side. Yes, I'm a freak. lol.

whoa....you ARE a freak


ooh that reminds me of this girl who could make her eye balls like twitch back and forth in a demonic possessed kind of way.....freaky shit!

 

[PHATchik]

whoa....you ARE a freak


ooh that reminds me of this girl who could make her eye balls like twitch back and forth in a demonic possessed kind of way.....freaky shit!

LOL. Thanks.