What does it mean to "know it in your heart"

[princesa]

Knowing things in your heart is completely ridiculous, everyone knows it's gut feelings that are always right


Oh no dont open that door Princesa, tat one and "God told me"

Yes!! How did you know?
I swear I'm not making this up, this is unreal. I know this crazy lady who truly believes it. As a matter of fact I saw her last week and she says to me "Mel, it's not too late for you my dear."
me-'for what?'

her-'To be saved..because you know he is coming..'

me (looks around)- ' Who is coming?'

her-'Jesus! He is coming to save us and I want you to be saved. I really would like for you to come to my church, you know, just to observe. I believe in you Mel, you are a good person..'

omg omg I could NOT believe what I was hearing. Of course I couldn't help myself but laugh. Maybe it was wrong but, how can you not laugh at that?!

Later on she tells me that they make donations at the church- 5% or 10% of their pay. I'm thinking of starting a cult. What should I call it?

 

[ceo]

Later on she tells me that they make donations at the church- 5% or 10% of their pay. I'm thinking of starting a cult. What should I call it?

Scientology!!!


Oh wait...

 

[cindylou]

awesome thread

 

[AFeedz]

Psh. Scientology is awesome, CEO. Their east coast headquarters are by my house.

Also by my house: their super power building and yes, it's totally what it sounds like. Supposedly scientologists are supposed to be able to go there to be trained to get super powers. No joke.

The Super Power Building


ahahahahah

 

[ceo]

I once had a girl tell me and a few other people that, "God told her I was going to be her husband." Problem was, God Forgot to tell me. I was not attracted to her at all. This was also just after I started dating her friend. LOL!

Always makes me wonder when someone "hears from god".

 

[princesa]

I once had a girl tell me and a few other people that, "God told her I was going to be her husband." Problem was, God Forgot to tell me. I was not attracted to her at all. This was also just after I started dating her friend. LOL!

Always makes me wonder when someone "hears from god".

lmaooo

 

[shirlene29]

you wonder if the disease is actually organic or what?

 

[ceo]

Annie, I agree! I wish I had dreamed up Scientology! I'd be one rich mofo.

I joke about it all the time, but I just don't think I could go through with the mass deception of it all. Sadly, I must look to other ways to make my fortune.

 

[AFeedz]

Annie, I agree! I wish I had dreamed up Scientology! I'd be one rich mofo.

I joke about it all the time, but I just don't think I could go through with the mass deception of it all. Sadly, I must look to other ways to make my fortune.

Unfortunately, Joseph Smith already had the polygamy idea too sooo there's pretty much no good original ideas left to start a religion with. Sorry.

 

[ceo]

you wonder if the disease is actually organic or what?

I'm like princesa, it's all I can do to keep from laughing at them. The other day I was talking to a girl who is doing some church internship thing. I found out she already has a bachelors in psych and is planning on getting a masters and I asked her why she went off and did this church thing. I asked her if it was just for the experience...she said, "god told me to do it."

I chuckled and asked her if she heard the voice of god, she said yes. I said, "you heard god's voice as clear as you're hearing me now?" "Oh, no!" I lol'd "How'd you know it was him?" "I recognize his voice."

Oh sweet Jesus. What is wrong with your followers?