i fecking knew it! as soon as darkness fell........pervis ellison said:you're not ka-blamo..you're kablammy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7duAZjP8w&search=lonely island
i fecking knew it! as soon as darkness fell........pervis ellison said:you're not ka-blamo..you're kablammy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7duAZjP8w&search=lonely island
HumanTarget said:omg, bro. this bitch yelled "IT"S MY BIRTHDAY" when we walked into the pub. i flinched like a mofo and looked at her like she was fucking cracked. then, she did it again. twice. she didn't lift a finger to pay for a single round and didn't acknowledge the waitress, only to take a drink out of her hand. just about everything. i could make my own thread about this disaster of a date. it was a horror.
she took her shoes off. she asked me for money like 3 times. she asked a complete stranger to roll a joint for her. she took the Belvedere vodka out of my council and fucking drank it, without asking. +++more. by the end of the night, the bartenders were buying me pity drinks.foreigngirl said:oh dear god, that is a run-as-fast-as-you-can situation
HumanTarget said:i fecking knew it! as soon as darkness fell........
HumanTarget said:she took her shoes off. she asked me for money like 3 times. she asked a complete stranger to roll a joint for her. she took the Belvedere vodka out of my council and fucking drank it, without asking. +++more. by the end of the night, the bartenders were buying me pity drinks.
it was busy enough. we were in downtown Mt. Clemens.foreigngirl said:holy fuck!!! Where did you guys go? Was that a bar packed with people? Thats was a first date?
How fuckin embarassing, I would pretend I dont know her after the first 5 min
HumanTarget said:and then she went to the jukebox and played fucking rap music.
HumanTarget said:it was busy enough. we were in downtown Mt. Clemens.

I must saw wow.that is all.the-short-one said:kiss of death.
and don't call it music.
HumanTarget said:she took her shoes off. she asked me for money like 3 times. she asked a complete stranger to roll a joint for her. she took the Belvedere vodka out of my council and fucking drank it, without asking. +++more. by the end of the night, the bartenders were buying me pity drinks.
i am absolutely not joking. at one point, after something she said, i considered running.......velvett said:please tell me you are joking
BIKINIMOM said:LOL at how many guys she has been with. As if there was any way to surmize the truth of it one way or another. One can even have surgery to make them "a virgin" again! heheehehe
For me?
Jealousy/control issues/ any sort of temper or violent tendencies/lying/cheating - never never never NEVER under any circumstances is any of this tolerated - PERIOD
Then there are the less severe but still deal-breakers nonetheless:
Cheap
Selfish
Smoking
Stupid
Boring - zero sense of humor
HumanTarget said:nah, i was j/k. i love it when a Gf has fucked like 200 guys. she's with me now, so i must be the lucky one.![]()
i think what HT is saying bikinimom is that when he buys a 2004 nissan 350, he doesnt want 135,000 miles on it.BIKINIMOM said:As I said - how on earth could you begin to substantiate a claim either way?
And you have only had a few dozen, right?
At what number does someone become "damaged goods" - sorry this applies to males as well....
I dont trouble myself with such nonsense. What difference does it make who or how many a man has been with before me? I look at the number and length of LTR - can this man commit? Has he ever? Why did those commitments not work out? What has he learned from those experiences?
my problem is when a woman tells you she's only been with 3 men in her life and then her phone is always ringing @ 3am. i guess my problem is dishonesty. and if i want a girl who has only been with 3 guys, i gotta catch between classes. like home ec & P.E.BIKINIMOM said:As I said - how on earth could you begin to substantiate a claim either way?
And you have only had a few dozen, right?
At what number does someone become "damaged goods" - sorry this applies to males as well....
I dont trouble myself with such nonsense. What difference does it make who or how many a man has been with before me? I look at the number and length of LTR - can this man commit? Has he ever? Why did those commitments not work out? What has he learned from those experiences?
HumanTarget said:when it comes to GF/BF?
if they dated too many guys?
if they dated outside their race?
if they have kids?
divorced?
greedy, uncouth whore???
twice, i've had GF's that i later found out had been with a few too many guys for me to be cool with. i pretty much can deal with other things, but you can't unscrew things, ya'mean?
yeah, the Ex thing isn't cool. don't date if you're gonna have your ex standing in the on deck circle in case it doesn't go your way that night. i love that "my ex and i are still good friends".....lmao.manny78 said:Have kids
Divorced
uneducated
no ambitions
if she still has her ex around....
HumanTarget said:yeah, the Ex thing isn't cool. don't date if you're gonna have your ex standing in the on deck circle in case it doesn't go your way that night. i love that "my ex and i are still good friends".....lmao.

i don't even like to give it that much credit. more like a nice sexual dependancy. until one of them finds someone better. i had a relationship with this dnacer and we really didn't like one another and found a kind of joy in disrespecting the other & still having almost daily sex. we had a song, too...when she went up on stage, i'd ask, "did you play our song ?" and she'd laugh, it was "User Friendly" by Marilyn Manson.foreigngirl said:friends..yeah, sex buddies![]()
pervis ellison said:i think what HT is saying bikinimom is that when he buys a 2004 nissan 350, he doesnt want 135,000 miles on it.
HumanTarget said:my problem is when a woman tells you she's only been with 3 men in her life and then her phone is always ringing @ 3am. i guess my problem is dishonesty. and if i want a girl who has only been with 3 guys, i gotta catch between classes. like home ec & P.E.
bullshit. women work the craft of deception well.BIKINIMOM said:Hmmmmmmmm
Then perhaps he should date 9 year olds?
That is silly.
What difference does it make? If the woman has such hyuge character flaws and self-esteem issues as to having slept with hundreds of men by the ripe old age of 17 then I should think they would be evident long before the question of "how many guys have you fucked" would ever come to pass.
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HumanTarget said:bullshit. women work the craft of deception well.
KillahBee said:I need a girl that swears. I grew up with it.
I recently dated a younger chick from Delaware and she HATED when I swore. I found her behavior quite dramatic and childish.
It's a FUCKING word, hun. Get over it.
Oh, and tell Jesus to kiss my fuggin ass if he has a problem with it.

women have more drama than men. it's because the seek it out. relish it.BIKINIMOM said:oh puh-lease.
You mean to tell me that you are not perceptive enough that you would actually get involved with a barfly trickho?.... before you realized that she was just that - a barfly trickho?
HumanTarget said:women have more drama than men. it's because the seek it out. relish it.
i don't. but women get bored too easy. need that excitement. you'd be suprised how many "women" love being punished in a filthy bathroom stall by a stranger......or maybe you wouldn't. i think you know...BIKINIMOM said:Do not confuse girls with women, kind sir.
And it is the men that seek out the drama because their prime directive is to seek out pussy - regardless of who it is that is giving it up.
HumanTarget said:i am absolutely not joking. at one point, after something she said, i considered running.......
what difference does it make? its called "Taking a piss in ocean"BIKINIMOM said:Hmmmmmmmm
Then perhaps he should date 9 year olds?
That is silly.
What difference does it make? If the woman has such hyuge character flaws and self-esteem issues as to having slept with hundreds of men by the ripe old age of 17 then I should think they would be evident long before the question of "how many guys have you fucked" would ever come to pass.
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HumanTarget said:i don't even like to give it that much credit. more like a nice sexual dependancy. until one of them finds someone better. i had a relationship with this dnacer and we really didn't like one another and found a kind of joy in disrespecting the other & still having almost daily sex. we had a song, too...when she went up on stage, i'd ask, "did you play our song ?" and she'd laugh, it was "User Friendly" by Marilyn Manson.
honestly, i walked up to her and some dude she was talking to, maybe the dude who rolled her weed??, and asked him, "hey, would you mind driving her home?" this chick freaked. "i'm not leaving with anyone!" "Either you're coming home with me, or i'm coming home with you." is what she said. that, is when i thought i might try and race her....velvett said:I've left through the kitchen before...
alone that is.
HumanTarget said:i don't. but women get bored too easy. need that excitement. you'd be suprised how many "women" love being punished in a filthy bathroom stall by a stranger......or maybe you wouldn't. i think you know...
pervis ellison said:what difference does it make? its called "Taking a piss in ocean"
personally I dont want to know, and I dont care enough to ask.
but I never judge other guys like HT if they are bothered by it. I use to be but grew out of it for some reason. Do I agree with HT? No. but do I know where he's coming from? sure.
and they always have a friend. usually a bit on the chubby side. kind of like a linebacker. a blocker. gotta protect the QB....BIKINIMOM said:Actually, no I dont.
I dont keep company with "women" like that.
is it because you are just used to the fact that there will be someone else soon?BIKINIMOM said:It is not about judging. That came from you, not me.
I have never cared how many women a man has slept with before me or who they have bedded after. What can I say? I am secure like that.
lollololololoololololHumanTarget said:is it because you are just used to the fact that there will be someone else soon?
pervis ellison said:lollololololoolololol
parle' vous france?
foreigngirl said:mais oui, je parle![]()
no, my name is not Frank. lol.pervis ellison said:lollololololoolololol
parle' vous france?
HumanTarget said:is it because you are just used to the fact that there will be someone else soon?
pervis ellison said:jamapelle ASSHOLE


Erzulie said:HT
LOL
jealousy
Selfish in bed
Selfish peorid
doesn't take care of his body
Lies
Cheats
Bad kisser
Not adventurous (in and out of the bedroom)
no sense of humor
no balls
OMGLOLLMAO. oHHHHH, Baby!!! where have you been???? lol, you ever talk shit about someone and then turn around and they're right there??? lol....Erzulie said:HT
LOL
jealousy
Selfish in bed
Selfish peorid
doesn't take care of his body
Lies
Cheats
Bad kisser
Not adventurous (in and out of the bedroom)
no sense of humor
no balls
pervis ellison said:LMFAO Bikinimom = owned
foreigngirl said:lol.....sucks to be you then bwhahahahah......CHEVAL
je m'apelle......uhmmmm....I forgot![]()
pervis ellison said:i cant see your legs in your avi. thats some good camo
my balls are kinda small, from da juice. sensitive as hell, too. i'll eat poon like it's my last meal, though.....Erzulie said:HT
LOL
jealousy
Selfish in bed
Selfish peorid
doesn't take care of his body
Lies
Cheats
Bad kisser
Not adventurous (in and out of the bedroom)
no sense of humor
no balls
HumanTarget said:OMGLOLLMAO. oHHHHH, Baby!!! where have you been???? lol, you ever talk shit about someone and then turn around and they're right there??? lol....

HumanTarget said:my balls are kinda small, from da juice. sensitive as hell, too. i'll eat poon like it's my last meal, though.....
i'm never a wuss. but i'm not a moron, either. i'm gonna walk away from as many fights as i can, especially now. `bout 4 years ago, i broke some guys face, for attacking me & the fucker tried to sue me. for like a few hundred thousand. i don't fight less'n i got no other option.Erzulie said:thats another requirement!
and im not litteraly talking about having balls... lol, I mean he can't be a freaking wuss.
i have a camo shirt. i can't find it, though.....pervis ellison said:i cant see your legs in your avi. thats some good camo
HumanTarget said:i'm never a wuss. but i'm not a moron, either. i'm gonna walk away from as many fights as i can, especially now. `bout 4 years ago, i broke some guys face, for attacking me & the fucker tried to sue me. for like a few hundred thousand. i don't fight less'n i got no other option.
around here, fuck, it's so stressful. cuz you have to size EVERYONE up, they all carry guns, especially the troublemakers.Erzulie said:Thats respectable... I don't fancy a moron either.. or a guy that is full of himself.
HumanTarget said:around here, fuck, it's so stressful. cuz you have to size EVERYONE up, they all carry guns, especially the troublemakers.
nothing like having to stop for gas and have someone walk up on you, or by you.....nycgirl said:I don't miss that at all. The one thing about NYC I don't miss. You are in urban survival mode 24/7. There's a fucking stragey for everything. Always watching for the next con.
HumanTarget said:nothing like having to stop for gas and have someone walk up on you, or by you.....
stress sucks.Erzulie said:I couldn't handle that
HumanTarget said:stress sucks.
what would? that you're old and i don't go for antiques?Erzulie said:The older I get the better I can deal with certain stresses, but that would be the deal breaker.
HumanTarget said:what would? that you're old and i don't go for antiques?

actually, they do. more confident, more direct. agree 100%.Erzulie said:I'm not freaking that old dammit! lol
besides older women make great lovers![]()
Erzulie said:I'm not freaking that old dammit! lol
besides older women make great lovers![]()

great googlimoogli....big4life said:

you frickin'......old bitch.....Erzulie said:LOL
aren't i beautiful![]()
Erzulie said:LOL
aren't i beautiful![]()

big4life said:Looks at avatar, looks at picture.
Looks at avatar, looks at picture![]()
Looks at avatar, looks at picture![]()

Funny, you mention that. I moved to the country awhile back and couldn't take it.nycgirl said:I don't miss that at all. The one thing about NYC I don't miss. You are in urban survival mode 24/7. There's a fucking strategy for everything. Always watching for the next con.
that's how i feel when i go west of here. like Indy or Milwaukee, people are too nice. wave at you for no reason. made me edgy.EnderJE said:Funny, you mention that. I moved to the country awhile back and couldn't take it.
People would come up and say hi and I'd be like "what the fuck do you want?"
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Smurfy said:I think the one thing that stands out as a real deal breaker with me is someone who is uneducated and unintelligent/ignorant.
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