What are your stories of stealth-masterbation?

[-SD-]

What I mean is where is the place or situation youve jerked off where there was a very high chance of getting caught or someone seeing, but you pulled it off anyway?
For me it was in our company truck while driving by myself, on the freeway with high traffic LOL.

 

[FISHTALES]

ditto

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I "J.O." on long trips all the time.

In college, a few of us decided we were going to "J.O." in every bathroom on campus. When we were done, we would put our last initial right above the inside door handle, so everyone who exited the bathroom would see it.

Well, over the next week or two, the letters "R", "H", "W" etc became more prevalent around campus bathrooms.

One guy went totally apeshit with it....not me, though I certainly played to win. Within 2 weeks, it was impossible to go into a men's bathroom on the campus without seeing an "E" above the door handle.