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What are your guilty pleasures?
- Thread starter pdaddyII
- Start date
Have you been spying on me?!?!
Chik-fil-A sauce
mrplunkey
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- Couple of glasses of red wine
or
- Sleep away an afternoon
I just got to sleep this afternoon after a week on the road. But I'm wheels up at 6:30am tomorrow morning and don't finish-up until late tomorrow afternoon in Nashville (CST time). So I'll lose most of my entire Friday night.
or
- Sleep away an afternoon
I just got to sleep this afternoon after a week on the road. But I'm wheels up at 6:30am tomorrow morning and don't finish-up until late tomorrow afternoon in Nashville (CST time). So I'll lose most of my entire Friday night.
Sometimes when I enter a store, I go 'in' through the 'out'
I fucking live on the edge
I fucking live on the edge
Wow, I felt like I was there
Lmao @ pick's k hit ahhahaha
Why do my women wear white?
Cause I like my dishwasher to match the rest of my appliances...
Cause I like my dishwasher to match the rest of my appliances...
The fuck is wrong with you and my wife?
She wants that shit like twice a month
She wants that shit like twice a month
The salad is the shit though
Sippin on that syzzrrrpp
Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us
I got the wet promenthazine, thick orange and yellow tuss
Hydrocor-zone, on the hands-free phone
The '84 zone, on them blades, 20-inch chrome
If you got 16, you can get a biz-zerd
I'm choking on that doja sweet and sipping on that sizz-erp
I got the wet promenthazine, thick orange and yellow tuss
Hydrocor-zone, on the hands-free phone
The '84 zone, on them blades, 20-inch chrome
If you got 16, you can get a biz-zerd
I'm choking on that doja sweet and sipping on that sizz-erp
I'll fist a gash right now no questions asked
I can't even believe I'm admitting this here, but I watch The Vampire Diaries. In my defense, I read the books that inspired it when I was like, ten - and then I read them so frequently during my adolescence that the pages started to fall out. When the twilight nonsense (terrible fucking movies and books, even when I put my bias aside) gave them new life, I couldn't help but get sucked in from a nostalgic standpoint.
That said, the vast majority of things I find pleasure in...I am not remotely guilty about
That said, the vast majority of things I find pleasure in...I am not remotely guilty about
Tell us more about these other pleasures
And tell us slowly
And tell us slowly
I can't even believe I'm admitting this here, but I watch The Vampire Diaries. In my defense, I read the books that inspired it when I was like, ten - and then I read them so frequently during my adolescence that the pages started to fall out. When the twilight nonsense (terrible fucking movies and books, even when I put my bias aside) gave them new life, I couldn't help but get sucked in from a nostalgic standpoint.
That said, the vast majority of things I find pleasure in...I am not remotely guilty about
Your bravery has inspired me, you don't have to suffer alone in silence, some of us have a more severe case...
I shall admit to twihardness, midnight premieres and all. It gets worse I'm afraid... I'm team Edward as well
I'll see myself out
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Oh no I don't think so!!!
Yeah, I was laughing when I posted that. Reminded me of a story I was telling CEO recently about a date I went on where the guy treated me like I was the virgin mary in fear of offending me. It was a bizzaro situation lol.
Well would you rather him be horribly blunt?
Haha I think there's a good balance of humor and class that will attract a girl. You don't have to treat them like they're made of glass, but don't talk to them like 'one of the guys' either.
Haha I think there's a good balance of humor and class that will attract a girl. You don't have to treat them like they're made of glass, but don't talk to them like 'one of the guys' either.
I appreciate being a gentleman. But if I don't even get a kiss on the cheek at the end of the night (and I'm not ashamed to say I looked BANGIN, and we had good conversation chemistry), I'm left scratching my head. That's actually the only time I've ever had that happen. When I teased him about it later, he said he was worried he would offend me, and that I seemed "shy." Which, if you've ever met me in person, you would know is completely absurd. I have an innocent looking face, yeah, but I'm no shrinking violet.
He asked me out again a few times, but I was just over it at that point (in part because my attention had been diverted elsewhere).
Well did you at least give him some sort of signs or were you expecting him to make 100% of the moves?
Seems like he was either a really good guy or a serial killer
Seems like he was either a really good guy or a serial killer
I didn't expect him to make 100% of the moves. But if you go in for a bro hug, it's kinda awkward for me to shift that into a kiss lol. But if you're asking if he should have been able to tell I was interested, yeah - I'm pretty good at making that clear. In any case, he was definitely more the "really good guy." Ridiculously good looking in a kansas corn fed kinda way, military officer, polite across the board, so on and so forth. I probably would have given it longer to develop if not for a couple of unexpected twists of fate that happened shortly after.
Yeah, sounds like his fault.
In his defense though, if he's a young Marine or Naval Officer, they beat the 1910 ideology into their heads that you must keep your distance and treat a woman with the utmost respect.
Problem is, it's not 19fuckin10 and bishes these days want more than a wink after a night of flirting.
You should have given him another chance though!
In his defense though, if he's a young Marine or Naval Officer, they beat the 1910 ideology into their heads that you must keep your distance and treat a woman with the utmost respect.
Problem is, it's not 19fuckin10 and bishes these days want more than a wink after a night of flirting.
You should have given him another chance though!
Yeah, I agree re: the military stuff. I wasn't put off by his lack of traditional end-of-date moves, more amused - especially when he explained why. It was sweet, but SUCH a miss-read on his part. Anyway, like I said, it was other stuff that put that to a quick end more than his over the top manners lol.
You gonna tell us what this distraction is or are we gonna have to use our imaginations?
I'm good with either btw...
I'm good with either btw...
haha...I'll let your imaginations work that one out. It was a positive thing, though. Very positive.
Haha damn!
I'm going to a badass aquarium exhibit tomorrow. Gonna watch a couple 3D ocean themed events and then go into the underground part
I'll try and post pics
I'm going to a badass aquarium exhibit tomorrow. Gonna watch a couple 3D ocean themed events and then go into the underground part
I'll try and post pics
Please do! What's the exhibit?
There's a g rated guilty pleasure of mine. I'm supposed to be 100% against sentient animals in captivity because of the work I do....but I can't help but love aquariums (most of the time) and the access they give people to our wonderful marine animals.
It's supposed to be centered around marine life in the Gulf. I've never been to this one but I've heard it's pretty sweet. On the ferry ride to the island it's on, your boat gets surrounded by porpoises (sp?) that follow you across the bay
The moment after I blow my nose when I look at the tissue.
JayC9
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any kind sir care to carry my baggage?
digimon7068
New member
at my age, there isn't much that i feel guilty about anymore...nor do i have the energy to get myself into much trouble at this point either...
bigpokey
Banned
Keep flirtin with my girl ho ass nickel I'm gonna have Pudds email your wife real talk
Pudds is in the hospital for a fractured tailbone. Fell out of another chair during a vigorous fap sesh
Quite mackin on my e-wife. We just had our first disagreement so now our relationship is back on point like Velvet.
broscience
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I spray hydrocortizone on my dik and beat it off till my dick chaffes up and turns blpurple
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Make up sex?
I love paranormal investigation shows... Ghost hunters, ghost adventures, destination truth etc
Nothing like a good glass of red and a hot oil massage
Nothing like a good glass of red and a hot oil massage
Awe, my favorite! You remembered <3
When i'm in a public toilet i like to take a shit ,reem off plenty of toilet paper without snapping it - wipe my ass then roll it back on.
Omg what a dick move, right up there with the classic upper decker.
I fapped
you diabetic slob
broscience
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Lololol this is fuking great
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Holy fucking gyno bitch tits
U just drop trousers at the gym? Ima need a zoomed pic of the Klein area TYIA
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Yeah, we can tell.
You look like a chick. Big bitch tits and tiny legs.
Nice life
You look like a chick. Big bitch tits and tiny legs.
Nice life
Is this a fucking joke?
I bet you have a hard time keeping a dick out of your mouth too
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