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KillahBee

KillahBee

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so that boo i fake-lived with for 2 weeks called me the other night and told me that i need to come to the city to see her on saturday. so i said "coo, boo". she's been very secretive about the whole thing and just told me a time and location to meet her at.

i'm 99% sure she got a hotel for us and tix to the yanks-sox game (direct way to my heartcock right there).

thats a very good sign. i don't like selfish chicks and i did a lot for her when we were fake married.
 
EnderJE said:
She's pregnant, isn't she?
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that was actually my first thought when she called and was just like "meet me at XXXX on Saturday". I figured it was one of 3 things: 1) pregnancy, 2) she invited all her family and friends to meet me or 3) she was achin for the didick.

So, I brought a coat hanger, duct tape/chainsaw, and lube.
 
1. did you buy only built for cuban 2?
2. if you become a SWV we could all have
a good laugh over it
 
has she seen you in your scrunchie? and she still wants to be with you? then she's either:

a) a keeper or

b) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

luckily you'll:

c) probably never find out because you're way too worried about ending up like one of your "miserable" married friends or, worse, you give a rat's ass that people might think that you're just another putz that gave up and threw in the towel because it seemed like the thing to do. . .



































oh and, don't take any of this seriously because i'm just:

d) busting your balls. . .on account of it's just a fun thing to do while i'm sitting here in front of my computer, working a rainy saturday away :)
 
not going into details, but i pretty much live with a younger, feisty italian chick

long black hairs everywhere. no lie. one time i was pissin at work and noticed one of those fuckin black wire hairs in my boxer briefs. and we didn't even fuck or anything after i put those on in the morning after a shower. wtf? how do u explain that

i sure like the company, meals cooked together, help with cleaning, available ass. you know it's good when two people can simply shut the fuck up for hours in the same room and feel 100% comfy about it, not feeling like they have to make idle donkey ass conversation.
 
yes on the cuban 2 front but really haven't had time to give it a real good listen yet. so far, it's pretty fucking tight.

no SWV here. havin fun though. it's perfect right now cause she doesn't live near me. that's really the only way for a relationship with me to work.
 
wow those pictures sure do make her look like a cutie pie.

ps you are already a SWV for flying across the country for pussy

pps if you don't live in california, like I thought you did, ignore my ps

fuck you
 
the_clockwork said:
wow those pictures sure do make her look like a cutie pie.

ps you are already a SWV for flying across the country for pussy

pps if you don't live in california, like I thought you did, ignore my ps

fuck you
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lol, yeah, we're both on the east coast now.

loveyou
 
digimon7068 said:
has she seen you in your scrunchie? and she still wants to be with you? then she's either:

a) a keeper or

b) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

luckily you'll:

c) probably never find out because you're way too worried about ending up like one of your "miserable" married friends or, worse, you give a rat's ass that people might think that you're just another putz that gave up and threw in the towel because it seemed like the thing to do. . .



































oh and, don't take any of this seriously because i'm just:

d) busting your balls. . .on account of it's just a fun thing to do while i'm sitting here in front of my computer, working a rainy saturday away :)
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Scrunchie is on a long-needed vacation, bor! Short hair now (she loves the new do, naturally).

I know, man, trust me. I routinely say that I give credit to any chick who can deal with my shit and still enjoy my presence. I do not hide the fact that I can be difficult / a douchebag.

I need to talk to Bran about her though, cause she's half portugeeeee and half turkish, which i think is some for of persian, similar to his hairy little ass.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
you should totally do one of those scoreboard proposals at the game
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+1

Marriage tends to cure any problems with relationships. Just take the plunge and watch all your problems melt away.

P.S. She's cheating on you.
 
my goal right now is to turn this into what my friend's godfather has. he's been dating the same woman for almost 20 years, but she lives in NYC and he lives in RI. so they take turns making trips to see each other on the weekends (not every weekend, though). that's what I want. this way, I have a GF who is cloe but not too close. our relationship shelf life will be extended since we won't tire of each other too quickly. sex will be better, fights will be less frequent. and i'll be free to romp around my hometown using my cock as I please (and her the same, if she so chooses). and, when I "go out" around here, it's almost always during the week anyway. "weekends are for lovers", as my friend's godfather says.

figure that'll last at least a few months before she starts getting antsy to be with me more often or finds a bigger dick.
 
KillahBee said:
my goal right now is to turn this into what my friend's godfather has. he's been dating the same woman for almost 20 years, but she lives in NYC and he lives in RI. so they take turns making trips to see each other on the weekends (not every weekend, though). that's what I want. this way, I have a GF who is cloe but not too close. our relationship shelf life will be extended since we won't tire of each other too quickly. sex will be better, fights will be less frequent. and i'll be free to romp around my hometown using my cock as I please (and her the same, if she so chooses). and, when I "go out" around here, it's almost always during the week anyway. "weekends are for lovers", as my friend's godfather says.

figure that'll last at least a few months before she starts getting antsy to be with me more often or finds a bigger dick.
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uhhhh, so like, "she" has a cock too?? yeah, ummmm, ok. . ."he's" cheating on you :FRlol:
 
KillahBee said:
my goal right now is to turn this into what my friend's godfather has. he's been dating the same woman for almost 20 years, but she lives in NYC and he lives in RI. so they take turns making trips to see each other on the weekends (not every weekend, though). that's what I want. this way, I have a GF who is cloe but not too close. our relationship shelf life will be extended since we won't tire of each other too quickly. sex will be better, fights will be less frequent. and i'll be free to romp around my hometown using my cock as I please (and her the same, if she so chooses). and, when I "go out" around here, it's almost always during the week anyway. "weekends are for lovers", as my friend's godfather says.

figure that'll last at least a few months before she starts getting antsy to be with me more often or finds a bigger dick.
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i call bullshit on this fantasy story/delusion.
you are much too traditional for a longtime gf, the fam wants a wedding
for their dear boy.
you are fighting the inevitable, a textbook suburban lifestyle:
the house, the wife, the 2 kids...you already have the house, are smitten with this chic, and you bareback it (eventually leading to kids). embrace it bro, i'm happy for you
:)
 
bino said:
i call bullshit on this fantasy story/delusion.
you are much too traditional for a longtime gf, the fam wants a wedding
for their dear boy.
you are fighting the inevitable, a textbook suburban lifestyle:
the house, the wife, the 2 kids...you already have the house, are smitten with this chic, and you bareback it (eventually leading to kids). embrace it bro, i'm happy for you
:)
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fuck :(
 
bino said:
i call bullshit on this fantasy story/delusion.
you are much too traditional for a longtime gf, the fam wants a wedding
for their dear boy.
you are fighting the inevitable, a textbook suburban lifestyle:
the house, the wife, the 2 kids...you already have the house, are smitten with this chic, and you bareback it (eventually leading to kids). embrace it bro, i'm happy for you
:)
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the gravity of normalcy. KB is caught in the orbit. It's only a matter of time before he ends up like RottenWillow. Married, a mortgage, and some car payments.

Oh for the days of clubbing in fishnet pink bodysuits. Now it's cleaning out the garage and remodeling the master bath.
 
RottenWillow said:
the gravity of normalcy. KB is caught in the orbit. It's only a matter of time before he ends up like RottenWillow. Married, a mortgage, and some car payments.

Oh for the days of clubbing in fishnet pink bodysuits. Now it's cleaning out the garage and remodeling the master bath.
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I disagree on several fronts. Said fronts are outlined below for your persual and masturbatorial indulgences:

1) Simply engaging in an act that most deem "normal" does not make it so. For example, I own a home, which, of course, means I need to perform typical home ownership type duties. However, I would argue that I perform none of those duties in any semblance of a "normal" manner. In other words, marriage, mortgages, car payments (mine's paid off! yay!...though it's a piece of shit) are not inherently "normal" - they have no such characteristics until we decide to assign them.

2) I have no doubt I will one day be forced to take up the daily trappings of boring American lie...in some form. But trust me, there is no possibility I would lose sense of self enough to participate in a "typical", mundane manner. I'd bring style to the white picket fence.

3) Cocaine.
 
KillahBee said:
I disagree on several fronts. Said fronts are outlined below for your persual and masturbatorial indulgences:

1) Simply engaging in an act that most deem "normal" does not make it so. For example, I own a home, which, of course, means I need to perform typical home ownership type duties. However, I would argue that I perform none of those duties in any semblance of a "normal" manner. In other words, marriage, mortgages, car payments (mine's paid off! yay!...though it's a piece of shit) are not inherently "normal" - they have no such characteristics until we decide to assign them.

2) I have no doubt I will one day be forced to take up the daily trappings of boring American lie...in some form. But trust me, there is no possibility I would lose sense of self enough to participate in a "typical", mundane manner. I'd bring style to the white picket fence.

3) Cocaine.
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Yes I know you own a home now. Owning a home with a spouse is totally different from just owning a home. You'll see. :)
 
New reports have come out that our very earliest ancestors were not monogamous. So is it going against our 'natural' instincts to be with only one poon? Are we inhibiting ourselves? hmmmm
 
pdaddyII said:
New reports have come out that our very earliest ancestors were not monogamous. So is it going against our 'natural' instincts to be with only one poon? Are we inhibiting ourselves? hmmmm
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lol at needing a report to tell you that monogamy ain't right.
 
billfred said:
yes - far less sex when a spouse is involved.
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pffft. . .i get laid a LOT more now than i ever did when i was single. . .and i look like george mfing clooney with an 8-pack, for chrissakes :rolleyes:































ya. . .i know. . .repost. . .blah, blah, blah. . .f all u doubters. . .and haters :FRlol:
 
digimon7068 said:
pffft. . .i get laid a LOT more now than i ever did when i was single. . .and i look like george mfing clooney with an 8-pack, for chrissakes :rolleyes:































ya. . .i know. . .repost. . .blah, blah, blah. . .f all u doubters. . .and haters :FRlol:
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shit, I look like George Clooney's retarded, fatter younger brother and I get laid all the time as a single man. Guess your game is wack, old man!!!! :qt:
 
KillahBee said:
shit, I look like George Clooney's retarded, fatter younger brother and I get laid all the time as a single man. Guess your game is wack, old man!!!! :qt:
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yeah. . .i suppose. . .i was always a bit on the shy side. . .still am around beautiful women. . .plus, i grew up in a house with a pretty strong female role model (my mommy :) ) and she would have been very disappointed in me if i had run around stickin' it in everything that stood still for me. . .meh. . .i don't really feel like i missed anything. . .maybe i'm ignorant. . .or maybe i'm just apathetic. . .either way, i don't know and i don't care :)
 
"does she do anal" - you ask that is if she has a choice. :confused:

bant me? not yet. god strike me dead for this, but she's actually coming up here next weekend.
 
Scotsman said:
Wasn't it nef that likes rough hands?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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PuddleMonkey said:
No, it was Jnevin.
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Scotsman said:
I have no desire to drudge through your obscurum and adolescent humor. Point of fact it's exactly this kind of thing that necessitated my vacation from this place. Honestly if this is the best that can be offered I'm better served going back to my absence of the past months.

Oh and don't bother responding since you just went on the ignore list.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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bigtravis said:
see if you have the same number on your cawk as you do your right hand.
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Scotsman said:
Apparently it's amateur hour and every fuckbag with delusions of comedic talent are going to step forward. Again with the impish ruminating of adolescence in grown men. Keep your witless remarks and inane banter to yourself.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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pdaddyII said:
I bet scotsman would be a blast to hang out with!
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Scotsman said:
Ah yet another in the society of dunces. Sorry I'm not one of the pretty people you will only associate with. Why don't you keep your snide remarks hauty feelings of superiority off this thread. Or do I so fascinate you that you have to follow me around here to make disparaging remarks and backhanded comments?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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KillahBee said:
"does she do anal" - you ask that is if she has a choice. :confused:

bant me? not yet. god strike me dead for this, but she's actually coming up here next weekend.
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Scotsman said:
Can I be your kids godfather? Just so they have a real man around to see what one is like!

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Hypocrite
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Hypocrite
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Ok this was too good to pass up. Man your life must be totally empty to have your panties in a bunch so easily. Your remarks while generic and overused as with the others you quoted demonstrate your lack of ability to conjur up new and original thought.

Whereas I was seriously expressing concern to a friend of mine whom I've said much worse to face to face. And herein lies the difference, if I want to chide a friend of mine it's my business. If I don't wish to be bothered by the immature antics of people I don't consider friends and at worst can't stand the thought of meeting in person then again my business. You're going back on ignore now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
KillahBee said:
don't even have pics. actually, I have one and it's of her laying in bed with the covers off but from behind.

she's like me - not the facebook/picture type person.
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Scotsman said:
Ok this was too good to pass up. Man your life must be totally empty to have your panties in a bunch so easily. Your remarks while generic and overused as with the others you quoted demonstrate your lack of ability to conjur up new and original thought.

Whereas I was seriously expressing concern to a friend of mine whom I've said much worse to face to face. And herein lies the difference, if I want to chide a friend of mine it's my business. If I don't wish to be bothered by the immature antics of people I don't consider friends and at worst can't stand the thought of meeting in person then again my business. You're going back on ignore now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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:qt::heart:
 
Scotsman said:
Whereas I was seriously expressing concern to a friend of mine whom I've said much worse to face to face. And herein lies the difference, if I want to chide a friend of mine it's my business. If I don't wish to be bothered by the immature antics of people I don't consider friends and at worst can't stand the thought of meeting in person then again my business. You're going back on ignore now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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A: lol@your failed ignore


B: Why not just call him up if he's such a good friend? Then you wouldn't have to pretend to have me on ignore or be bothered by all these 'childish' and 'immature' antics in C&C.
 
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Scotsman said:
And herein lies the difference, if I want to chide a friend of mine it's my business. If I don't wish to be bothered by the immature antics of people I don't consider friends and at worst can't stand the thought of meeting in person then again my business. You're going back on ignore now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/let-fat-jokes-begin-654078.html

Here's one of the last threads you made in C&C prior to your little 'break'. Notice you mention me, first post, unprovoked? I reply, we have some friendly banter back and forth, no harm/no foul. But now we have beef? Um... ok.

I don't know who shoved the e-stick up your ass but you're sending more mixed signals than a lactating third base coach with the way you post. Why don't you man up, turn your Huggies in for some big boy Pull-Ups, and stop being a hypocrite.

Or I'm gonna start calling you hyposcots. Better yet, hipposcots! Ha!
 
PuddleMonkey said:
A: lol@your failed ignore


B: Why not just call him up if he's such a good friend? Then you wouldn't have to pretend to have me on ignore or be bothered by all these 'childish' and 'immature' antics in C&C.
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a. he texts me instead. :qt:

b. fuckin A, guys. I"M GETTING LAID AND A GIRL ACTUALLY LIKES ME. way to lose sight of the big picture, fuckcunts.
 
KillahBee said:
a. he texts me instead. :qt:

b. fuckin A, guys. I"M GETTING LAID AND A GIRL ACTUALLY LIKES ME. way to lose sight of the big picture, fuckcunts.
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I stand by the message of my text too.

Congrats sir, now if only I could find the same. :(

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
nimbus said:
brace yourself for "what are we?"
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yeah, i'm expecting that at some point. but honestly, this chick is quite different than most. yes, it's gonna come eventually. but she hasn't shown even a tinch (love that word) of being "like that", which is awesome. she's very very chill / low maintenance and seems to be cool with just doing what we're doing. eventually the talk will come, but nothing yet. which is really great considering we live in different states and can both do whatever we want with other people.

i'm enjoying it while it lasts. i hope we don't have that conversation or a while though, cause i promised myself i'd be faithful the next time i actually "dated" a girl and i'm really not sure if i'm ready for that.
 
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