Weirdest place you have masterbated

[MaGilicuti]

This is my second post on masterbating I believe. Some might think I'm big on masterbating but if that's your assumption you are entitled to it. Masterbation keeps the world go round and is a great stress reliever imo.

Anyway I was just wondering if anyone had weird places they have wacked it. I always thought about doing it at work since I do nothing at work and I can just run in the bathroom and relax, know what i'm saying? While driving would be cool I think but I need to really concentrate when it gets intense

Don't have any weird places myself I can say that I have done but i'll reply a post if that changes.

 

[All Natural Not Concentr8]

Hey MaG i did it at hooters when we were watching that Lita match LOL

Did it once when I worked at the gas station, guess that's the weirdest place.

 

[Elite_Fry]

pssstt... dont tell anyone, but i once did it in a SAURNA!

 

[plifter]

In a movie theater, I was the only one there so I had to entertain myself. Plus there were some nice hooters in the movie.

 

[manny78]

in a 747 lol

 

[Slash Crane]

ha ha

I used to do it while i was driving once in a while.

SLASH

 

[goahead]

In a train, It was a hot day and I was going to meet my friends on the beach... I was early so there were not too many people in the train yet but i could see this golden tanned very hot chick with painted toenails and transparant high heels.... A discrete closer look learned that this naughty creature was not wearing underwear.

All in all a good reason to do some serious jerking.....

 

[cozmokramer]

in high school, I actually did it in the middle of
biology class....

its a good thing I sat in the back row and was pretty
quiet!

 

[decibel]

me and my ex girlfriend masturbated each other in a church one time.

 

[natasan]

me and my ex girlfriend masturbated each other in a church one time.

damn

 

[Boob Lover II]

While driving

I was fired up and did not notice the speed limit had dropped from 65 to 45. Cost me $200.

 

[decibel]

How do you maturbate each other???

ok. so how would you say it then?

you know what i mean.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Uterus.

 

[proxy]

!

Hi decibel
You and your GF are sick.Anyways I dont believe you did it there but even think about it that way is kind of crap

 

[frorider6]

did it while driving once.

 

[decibel]

I dont believe you did it there

we really did. it wasn't to be sacrilegious or anything, it's just that we had nowhere else to go. it was at night, so there was nobody around. we were too scared to get caught and that's why we didn't actually fuck.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

sometimes i would be really drunk and driving 300miles so to stay awake after the stims had wore off I would jerk off,

 

[macDbol]

i was so close to topping all of you guys,,long story i was in mexico (laboom)..i was drunk as fuck and i decided i was gonna finish myself off after being blue balled....so i went to the bathroom,,looking for a uranal to shoot the baby batter in but they were all taken....needless to say my balls remained blue

 

[MaGilicuti]

How about jerking off on the way to church in your car? Does that top the church thing? The church shit was cool but it would be even worse if you had to jerk off yourself.

Mac why jerk off in a uranal when you can just go in a stall? The hell is wrong with you man.

 

[macDbol]

stalls were taken

 

[May1010]

I traveled with a girl in Egypt several years ago. She jerked me off in the tomb of Muhammed Ali in Cairo.

 

[john937]

Stark naked driving an Uhaul truck across New Mexico
...oh..and real slow on top of a mountain, now that was mind blowing. You could see forever.

 

[Soup Dick]

On a building site (while I was working) and in highschool in the middle of a lesson looking at the girls sexy legs

 

[musclepig]

I do it in my office at least once a day, sometimes twice. I also do it when I am driving on the freeway. Once I did it on a plane sitting between two other people.

 

[Boob Lover II]

Lots of highway masturbation around here.

This was tough. My flasher had quit so I had to manually operate the turn signal while pulling over while putting my underwear and pants back on while searching for drivers license.

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

Check this,

After getting 3 buck wild lap dances at a stripclub I had to do it on my way home in the car. So I pull off the busy highway cause I was getting paranoid I would be seen by others. Well, I finally finished somewhere in some hood as I pulled over to the side of the road. Right then a cop drove by, and maybe I looked suspicious just sitting there cause he had that bright beam pointed towards me. Lucky for me he didn't stop, that would have sucked big time with my wanker out.

 

[RALMAN]

Weirdest place for me would have to be in my office.

 

[SunTzu18]

While driving...many many times..mostly to stay awake on a long drive.....

Sun Tzu 18

 

[SunTzu18]

While driving...many many times..mostly to stay awake on a long drive.....

Sun Tzu 18

 

[Shrebly]

Rest stop during a cross country drive, once on an international flight and one in the hospital.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

In a movie theater, I was the only one there so I had to entertain myself. Plus there were some nice hooters in the movie.

OMG!!!! Porn king!!!!!

 

[Kryp2o]

In a movie theater, I was the only one there so I had to entertain myself. Plus there were some nice hooters in the movie.

So your real name is Paul Reubens.