Warik Hates Karma -- see his pic!

[MattTheSkywalker]

Somebody's gotta get Citrus out of the house.

 

[Citruscide]

Somebody's gotta get Citrus out of the house.

Someone's gotta get me a job...

C

 

[Ercole]

Citruscide, you are a TRUE artist. Such a talent you have-- one would see that pic and really think "man, that guy must have a dick up his ass". Bravo.

Not only is Citrus an artist, he's a method actor! Dissatisfied with his expression, he tried a large cucumber at first -- but it was so cold and it refused to move. So he cruised Santa Monica Boulevard to find a chick with a REALLY big dick. And he found one!

"Hands off, cracker! She MY bitch!" shrieked Eddie Murphy.

A brief scuffle ensued, but Citrus used his superior strength and easy access to roid rage to overpower Murphy.

Bringing the chick-with-something-extra back to his bachelor love den, he got out the digital camera, sat on the supersize member (after twenty bucks changed hands) and took the picture!

Now that's dedication! The things we do for art ...

So tell me, Citrus, where did you pick up that chick? What was the cross street. I have a "friend" who's interested ...

 

[Citruscide]

So tell me, Citrus, where did you pick up that chick? What was the cross street. I have a "friend" who's interested ...

I think you know where I found her... just call your mom up... that's the street corner.

C

 

[JOKER47]

I think you know where I found her... just call your mom up... that's the street corner.

C

Cold-blooded....

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

 

[lil k]