Urine: The Fountain of Youth (also beneficial if you are in jail)

[MrDbol]

I just took a huge leak and filled up a huge glass of piss. I took a sip, and it tasted great. It tasted like luke-warm tea. So I drank up the whole glass of piss. It tasted fine.

But so far I don't feel anything positive/negative. I guess I'll keep doing it for the next 2 months and see what happens. I'll keep you posted.

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

You should change your name to Mr.Pbol

Ross

 

[monkeyballs]

"Ahmen Heaven, N.U.T. (Naturopathic Urine Therapist)"
WTF is a "Naturopathic Urine Therapist"? I will tell you, it is a made up bullshit title.

How far down the medical food chain do you have to fall before you decide to become a N.U.T.?

Can you imagine what this guys parents must think.
"Jr. was going to be a cardiologist, but then he started to get into some, umm, alternative forms of medicine".

Pesonally I think this is just a gulability test. Funny shit though.

Pehaps Mr Dbol has filled the void left by the departure of our beloved Paddycakes.

 

[drveejay11]

i aint even gonna read that..lol someone sum this shit up for us lazy dumb juiceheads...

LOL......dittto!

 

[hayesjones]

What if you drink someone else's piss?

 

[Quadsweep]

WTF!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I would just have to die old if drinking my urine is the only thing that will keep me young. Mr DBol can drink his own urine and mine if he wants, I am sticking to water!

 

[biteme]

I remember seeing an episode on 20/20 I think it was, where a couple in their 80's who were spry and very fit attributed their longevity to drinking their own urine. There may be something to this. Anyone want to serve as a guinea pig?

 

[duritz]

Hm... I guess you forgot to mention that Urea in Urine is a toxin waste that the body produces and by consuming too much of it, you can poison yourself.

On a side note, you can eat your own shit because it contains unprocessed nutrients that your body could not use at the time of consumption.

So to clear things up: You can eat your shit but you can't drink your piss.

ARE YOU A RETARD!?!?!?! shit is toxic if you eat it. urine is sterile. get a biology book dumbass.

 

[white boy]

Philipino's believe washing your face in piss will cure a hangover