Urine: The Fountain of Youth (also beneficial if you are in jail)

[IronMonkey69]

Pisstrol 10ml eod

Heard you'll get ripped like a mofo on this stuff, keep some Breath-a-sure on hand in case of Urine induced Halitosis.

Don't spill it either, it stains yellow worst than DNP.

 

[Fat Bastard]

Bottoms up!

 

[eric123]

This is the best thread I've read on Elite. Absolutely hilarious. It drives home my preconceived notions that most people do in fact have an IQ slightly greater than that of plant life on this board.

Hey, why stop at drinking it? Why not just inject it? You know by the way that HCG is a formulation based on the contents of pregnant women's urea, and you inject that? Hell, a little cup of warm piss right after a nice meal never hurt anyone. Who knew?

 

[SCOTTY-TWO-HOTTY]

This is a sick thread.

A few years back, I was taking a shower with this girl(a very hot one BTW)who decided it would be a good idea to urinate on my leg. I felt humiliated. She promptly got slapped.

Someone here is advising us to DRINK IT? Fuckin sick.

 

[freakazoid]

dude thats old news,i have been drinking piss and eating my own shit for years now.although i spend alot of money on certs and altoids its really worth it though.

 

[Nathan]

This is the best thread I've read on Elite. Absolutely hilarious. It drives home my preconceived notions that most people do in fact have an IQ slightly greater than that of plant life on this board.

Hey, why stop at drinking it? Why not just inject it? You know by the way that HCG is a formulation based on the contents of pregnant women's urea, and you inject that? Hell, a little cup of warm piss right after a nice meal never hurt anyone. Who knew?

Do a search on amaf or uou. He is the same person and his posts are nothing short of spectacular. Seriosuly. You will NOT regret it.

 

[hookuprx]

Drinking urine will cure aids? Im not even going to read past that part. What the hell kinda retarded shit is this and why is it on the AAS board?

thederricm

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

for added flavor and color, take 1 gram of ALA about an hour before pissing and drinking it.

Yummy.

 

[Lumberg]

Yeah this article lays it on a little thick.

However I have heard of people drinking their first pee in the morning because it makes them feel refreshed and that the pee of little boys is the richest in melatonin or some other desirable substance. I think this is the real reason NAMBLA was formed.

 

[Advaik]

Also since everyone is on the miracles of piss, if you rub it on your face it can cure acne. I remember this from the morning news show way back