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Update 2: Jerry had sex with Sarah – and willingly.

CipherLock

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Although I desperately wish I had some pics, video or devilishly horrible details about the encounter I must sit aside and simply let it be known that our office mate laid down some pipe last night.

Jerry has now mastered his pimp daddy walk and is only missing the fur lined overcoat with a pair of fish-tank elevator shoes and sparkle cane.

Much to my dismay I have learned that Jerry is that very annoying guy who when he has sex magically becomes transformed into the sex doctor, he has tips for everybody. My two favorites have to be.

“.. when you take ‘it’ out you really want to make it an event, so try to hide it away a bit, then when she makes eye contact quickly thrust your pelvis out a bit and squeeze that horn dog hard so when she looks at it again she is like – wow, that is amazing..”

“.. don’t forget that they really appreciate it when after you have finished, and if you have the energy, try and let her finish too, everytime if you can .”

yes indeed, our ladies man.
 
CipherLock said:
“.. when you take ‘it’ out you really want to make it an event, so try to hide it away a bit, then when she makes eye contact quickly thrust your pelvis out a bit and squeeze that horn dog hard so when she looks at it again she is like – wow, that is amazing..”

best advice ever

LMAO
 
jerkbox said:
where is update #1?

is this the dude who sang or whatever?

Yep, the dude who sang "Hello".

There was an update last week. I didn't title it update 1, just update or something. look for hummer and murder mystery
 
Mike wants to tell Jerry that Sarah is late or itchy in a couple of weeks.

I think we can do better than that, but I'll have to think on it.
 
CipherLock said:


“.. don’t forget that they really appreciate it when after you have finished, and if you have the energy, try and let her finish too, everytime if you can .”

yes indeed, our ladies man.

:lmao:
 
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