Tuna shakes?

[kbrkbr]

Okay, since we're talking about bad fishy tastes, I'll share a story. Those with weak stomachs or faint hearts, read no further.

This happened when I was in college, probably before most of you guys were born. My gf was a gorgeous little spinner, so I loved to walk around with her wrapped around me while we were doing it. On time I stepped on her focking cat, provoking it to take a swipe at my bare balls. Next thing I know, I've dropped my gh and badly sprained her back. I felt really really terrible for having hurt her, but she got revenge. She had to remain flat on her back and couldn't shower or bathe for a week, but that didn't stop her from insisting that I keep her satisfied by "eating at the Y" every night. Wasn't long before that thing started tasting fishy,but it was my fault she was hurt, so I held my nose and dived in. And of course it took her hours to get off.

After that, I'm just hoping tuna shakes don't bring back bad memories.

 

[chefbone]

Okay, since we're talking about bad fishy tastes, I'll share a story. Those with weak stomachs or faint hearts, read no further.

This happened when I was in college, probably before most of you guys were born. My gf was a gorgeous little spinner, so I loved to walk around with her wrapped around me while we were doing it. On time I stepped on her focking cat, provoking it to take a swipe at my bare balls. Next thing I know, I've dropped my gh and badly sprained her back. I felt really really terrible for having hurt her, but she got revenge. She had to remain flat on her back and couldn't shower or bathe for a week, but that didn't stop her from insisting that I keep her satisfied by "eating at the Y" every night. Wasn't long before that thing started tasting fishy,but it was my fault she was hurt, so I held my nose and dived in. And of course it took her hours to get off.

After that, I'm just hoping tuna shakes don't bring back bad memories.

BLAH......CHOKE...BLAH....YOU SICK FUCK. LOL

 

[SanFrancisco]

I would have a shake made out of broken glass.

 

[redguru]

I posted this reply to a similar question on the Diet forum.

Ever been to Deepsquatter's Tuna Shake page? Hundreds of tuna shake (and other tuna) recipes from nasty to actually half decent.

 

[kbrkbr]

Ever been to Deepsquatter's Tuna Shake page? Hundreds of tuna shake (and other tuna) recipes from nasty to actually half decent.

I guess it really is true the answer to all life's questions can be found on the net. lol Thanks bro.

 

[kbrkbr]

BLAH......CHOKE...BLAH....YOU SICK FUCK. LOL

Hope I didn't gross anyone out TOO much. Thought long and hard before sharing that story.

 

[LVTitan]

"mmm... thats good bass!"

tical just smokes his tuna....





w/a glass pipe that is.

 

[LVTitan]

Hey, I have to ask, what is a "broham"?

LOL hahahahahah

a broham is a bro. originally taken from cadillac brougham

 

[JKurz1]

on a serious note, WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT????? WHy not have a shake that taste good.leave tuna for whole wheat where it belongs.....geezus. I look forward to my shakes of skim, coffee, casein, egg whites and tons of syruips and splenda.....damn damn good.

 

[redguru]

Haven't been to Deepsquatters for a while but it was still in my bookmarks, forgot how humorous that site was.

The Virile Mary Tuna Shake - By Master Chef John Romano
1 can solid white tuna in water,drained
2 1/2 cups V-8 juice
1 tsp extra virgin olive oil (optional)
2 tbsp lemon juice
a dash of a good Habanero pepper sauce

Dump it all in a blender for a few seconds and frappe for a few seconds til smooth. Serve with a stalk of celery and a Shot of Stoli( a good vasodialtor for you bodybuilders.......the powerlifters are going "a vasodi....WHAT")