TT has to go for a Circumcision !! ?? WTF ?

[hotzie]

dirty dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tinytank]

who wants to buy my foreskin ??


start the bid at 20.00 pounds ??

 

[hotzie]

who wants to buy my foreskin ??


start the bid at 20.00 pounds ??

you just dont get enough for your money on this deal.

 

[tinytank]

you just dont get enough for your money on this deal.

it has many uses, a rubber band..... a toe ring.. and some other shit too

 

[tinytank]

also heard its quite tastey, with a fondo

 

[HiDnGoD]

it has many uses, a rubber band..... a toe ring.. and some other shit too

Apparently it doesn't stretch enough.

 

[canadianhitman]

You need to have an agreement in place with your doctor beforehand with regards to the script for painkillers. Don't let him, push some weak-ass shit on you....scoff when he offers up Tylenol #3. Hold out for Demerol, low dose oxycontin, or something along those lines. I have a friend that needed to get circumcized at 18....he spent two weeks walking around in a bathrobe, never left the house...played a lot of video games. After that, it was a week or so wearing loose silk boxers and those baggy weightlifting pants that were popular in the late 80s and early 90s.

The key is the painkillers though. Get the good ones, and your suffering will be minimal.

 

[bran987]

you just dont get enough for your money on this deal.

wtf are you his manager or something I was going to try to make some $ on this deal!!!

 

[bran987]

No sex for a month? WTF? Just have anal or something until it heals.



Just tell her dude. Straight up is best, she'll understand. Tell her you're getting it bigger too, just to see her reaction.

Do it.

oolololol totally just to anal. cause you can do that. that'll totally work. i.e. most of my girlfriends have been like hey this isn't working, unless you'll do me up the ass.

 

[bran987]

Tell them you had a penis reduction procedure because you gutted the last girl like a trout. Then see the longer waiting line as they anticipate the new and improved you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

probably one of the best posts ever.