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Tossing the cat

DR. NOE

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When I was young, I remember a good friend tossing his cat from two stories to see if it would land on his feet. The cat landed on his feet and was okay. What's the worse thing you ever did to a pet.
 
When I was younger, cats were a problem where I lived, and people cared not about them. There'd be dead cats hanging from fences and the like, like the dingo fence almost.

A guy I knew made a bomb (similar to a screecher bomb) and shoved it up a cat's ass and blew the fucking thing in half. It was funny at the time. Come to think of it, it still is.
 
Toothless said:
When I was younger, cats were a problem where I lived, and people cared not about them. There'd be dead cats hanging from fences and the like, like the dingo fence almost.

A guy I knew made a bomb (similar to a screecher bomb) and shoved it up a cat's ass and blew the fucking thing in half. It was funny at the time. Come to think of it, it still is.

:FRlol:
 
starfish said:
I seriously hope this thread is a joke...

I have personality never done anything to hurt a pet. But I grew up in the country, lots of people there get their food each night from hunting. The hunter's would kill cats, on the spot. Cats have a reputation for killing rabbits and country folk love rabbit. I was always an animal lover, even had a racoon, who reached a heavy weight of 55 lbs.
 
Good one, Bunny. What I said is very true, my wifes cats kills at lease one rabbit, every few weeks and leaves it's remains on my doorstep, along with snakes.
 
DR. NOE said:
Good one, Bunny. What I said is very true, my wifes cats kills at lease one rabbit, every few weeks and leaves it's remains on my doorstep, along with snakes.

Dont tell me that!!! :(
 
Dr. Noe,

I never said there is something wrong with hunting for food. There is a BIG difference in hunting and being cruel to an animal as a joke.

By the way, if your country friends have a feral cat problem, there are solutions PROVEN to work better than killing them.
 
Asshole(s).

In all, complete, one hundred percent pure honesty, I'd rather see a random human die than a random animal. The only quality that the typical human possesses that grants him the right to live is the fact that he's a sentient human being. Disgusting.

-Warik
 
dr noe is right about the hillrods who shoot cats in the wild because they kill rabbits...


i swear.. i fucking hate hillrods...



i have never killed a cat or dog on purpose.. (hit a few with my car.. ).. but i've killed pretty much everything under the sun... frogs, insects, birds, fox, coyote, deer, rabbit, squirrel, groundhog, snakes, the list goes on.. and i wish i could take it all back.. i do.. i've changed my ways.. and i now see EVERY living creature on this earth as equal.. and has having as much right to live as i do..
 
decem said:
dr noe is right about the hillrods who shoot cats in the wild because they kill rabbits...


i swear.. i fucking hate hillrods...



i have never killed a cat or dog on purpose.. (hit a few with my car.. ).. but i've killed pretty much everything under the sun... frogs, insects, birds, fox, coyote, deer, rabbit....

Don't kill rabbits anymore, k?

:wavey:
 
decem said:
and i now see EVERY living creature on this earth as equal.. and has having as much right to live as i do..

It's kind of like humans justifying the killing of a cat or a rabbit by saying "oh, it's just a cat" as if the human being were so superior over it (true, in some ways, the human being is).

Well, then I hope I don't hear any whining when a superior alien intelligence shows up, fries the whole west coast, and heads towards the Capitol. After all, it's just a human. They can't even travel faster than light. So primitive.

-Warik
 
I 've posted about the guy who fed his cat a hit of acid and it freaked out. I also joked and said I fed my cat Hydroxycut but I was joking. I have 3 cats and i love cats. My friend's cat that ate the acid was never really normal after that. Almost retarded actually.
 
starfish said:
I would if I thought you were serious, but I doubt you would do anything about it..:kitty:

Your right, they would not listen. I don't live there anymore but I do still live in the country. There are no hunters allowed where I live now and I like it that way. Some morning's it's such a pleasant sight seeing all the deer around my house. I also enjoy the frogs that make a racket all night long, and the rooster that wakes us up in the mornings.
 
Warik said:


It's kind of like humans justifying the killing of a cat or a rabbit by saying "oh, it's just a cat" as if the human being were so superior over it (true, in some ways, the human being is).

Well, then I hope I don't hear any whining when a superior alien intelligence shows up, fries the whole west coast, and heads towards the Capitol. After all, it's just a human. They can't even travel faster than light. So primitive.

-Warik

some mo -

are we superior? if so, why? how do we know that these creatures don't hold as much intellectual capability as do we? simply because we are unable to communicate with them? these same creatures who were able to cohabitate and obtain a natural balance for millions of years.. to not drain the earth of its resources.. to not cause mass destruction and extinction to the earth and it's denizens.. the more i write the more i realize how inferior we truly are....
 
Toothless said:
I'd say the loser of the ordeal was the cat, what with the missing back end and all.

That was classic!! When I was little kitties were so fun to play with. Putting them in dryers and turning them on was one of our favorites. You hear them go " meooooooow, meoooooooow" or putting 3 or 4 in a suitcase and rolling it end over end down a flight of 14 stairs would suffice if mom had the dryer in use. Ah, thoses were the days...
 
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PaleHorse said:


That was classic!! When I was little kitties were so fun to play with. Putting them in dryers and turning them on was one of our favorites. You hear them go " meooooooow, meoooooooow" or putting 3 or 4 in a suitcase and rolling it end over end down a flight of 14 stairs would suffice if mom had the dryer in use. Ah, thoses were the days...

That's real sick. My wifes ex friend had just lost her dog from old age, so she bought a cat to ease the pain of her kids. She did some laundry in the dryer and went to church. She came home and found the new kitten dead in the dryer. Her kids were heart broken twice in one week.
 
Warik said:
Asshole(s).

In all, complete, one hundred percent pure honesty, I'd rather see a random human die than a random animal. The only quality that the typical human possesses that grants him the right to live is the fact that he's a sentient human being. Disgusting.

-Warik

Wow!! Rather see humans croak than your random rat. I bet your one of those tree huggers too, huh? Better yet, maybe you're the captain of the canoe that tries to block the big oil tankers. Hurray for Greenpeace!!
 
DR. NOE said:


That's real sick. My wifes ex friend had just lost her dog from old age, so she bought a cat to ease the pain of her kids. She did some laundry in the dryer and went to church. She came home and found the new kitten dead in the dryer. Her kids were heart broken twice in one week.

I am curious as to why this lady is your wife's "EX" friend. Was it your wife that did it? Anways, tell her to buy an anaconda. I hear they're great with small kids.
 
The screecher bomb thing was funny. I was young and it looked funny when it's back end blew apart. Nowadays I wouldn't laugh that hard at something like that, but back then it was hilarious. One time we had a boar on the farm with gigantic balls, so we loaded up a pellet gun with the hog grower, which was probably about 1/8 of an inch around and shot it in the sack. The fucked up thing was that the boar didn't even flinch. Nowadays though, with my flock and all, it's more entertaining to see a human slaughtered than livestock.

I think real life karma caught up to me and fucked me over though, because on two separate occasions police dogs tore each one of my legs up pretty good, and the cops let them do it when I hadn't even done anything that they could prove.

I will teach each of my children to hurt people, not animals.
 
What a bunch of jerk-offs on this thread...

If you think it's fun to abuse animals, come visit the animals I work with.. OHHHHH, I would laugh...
 
I'm not down with the whole abusing animals thing---but I do hunt.

I grew up on rabbit---they are really pretty tasty.

Anyway:)
 
PaleHorse said:
Wow!! Rather see humans croak than your random rat. I bet your one of those tree huggers too, huh?

No, I just happen to have a general respect for life. You'd have to be a sick asshole to murder an innocent cat or a dog.

People go around thinking that it's OK because they're human and the creatures are just puny, insignificant lifeforms. Well, when was the last time a dog killed a human unprovoked? And you claim to be superior.

-Warik
 
ahh, you get messed up dogs every once in a while. i believe thats more to do with the owner in most cases

unprovoked attacks on dogs make me sick....cats.....im indifferent. :D

nah i probably wouldnt be too happy about them getting beaten either, even if i do hate em :)

funny, given how if i see a big bug or spider ill squash it
 
danielson said:
funny, given how if i see a big bug or spider ill squash it

Well, that's kind of provoked since it's invading your residence with the intent to do harm. A roach in your kitchen, for example, is a danger to your food or just the overall cleanliness of your house. Same with a burglar breaking in to steal shit. I'd kill him too.

-Warik
 
let this thread end already. this was done last week and the thread blew up. i'll read just about anything on elite, but when it comes to animal torture, there's nothing even remotely funny that's going to be said. putting a helpless animal in pain for sheer enjoyment is sick. i'd rather see a human tortured.
 
Warik said:


Well, when was the last time a dog killed a human unprovoked?

-Warik


"A survey by the national Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta ("CDC") concludes that dogs bite nearly 2% of the U.S. population -- more than 4.7 million people annually."

"In the U.S. from 1979 to 1996, 304 people in the U.S died from dog attacks, including 30 in California"

If stats were to mean anything.

I can't see more than 2% of people fucking with dogs, save for farm families where stray dogs kill livestock. I don't want people thinking I hurt animals, because I haven't since I was about 10 years old, and even then it was only the shot to the sack with the pig food, which didn't seem to hurt the pig. One of my sheep bit me on the hand though. They say don't bite the hand that feeds you. Bastard.
 
Just this last year in Houston some guy was reported dead after he drove up to a 7-11 store, got out and was attacked by two rotweillers unprovoked. Needless to say they killed the poor bastard, it was in the Houston Chronicle newspaper. The dogs were neighborhood strays if I remember correctly.
 
Warik said:
Asshole(s).

In all, complete, one hundred percent pure honesty, I'd rather see a random human die than a random animal. The only quality that the typical human possesses that grants him the right to live is the fact that he's a sentient human being. Disgusting.

-Warik


Agreed. People that hurt animals are right up there with pedophiles. I swear to god if I ever saw anyone purposely hurt an animal in person I would seriously kill you. I dont have much regard for human life in general and I would gladly bludgeon you to death and feed your rotting body to the animals you thought it would be fun to hurt..... I dont consider human life as any more "precious" than that of any other animal. ( see my self explanatatory equation below)

all humans are mammals
all mammals are animals
therefore all humans are animals..................

dont argue with the logic, just shut the fuck up and dont let me see who hurt any animals... Cause I will beat you mercilessly, seriously.

Spanking your monkey or choking your chicken are the only exceptions to my rule......... also beavers are excluded...
 
Warik said:


Well, that's kind of provoked since it's invading your residence with the intent to do harm. A roach in your kitchen, for example, is a danger to your food or just the overall cleanliness of your house. Same with a burglar breaking in to steal shit. I'd kill him too.

-Warik

=)

ill have to remember this when im in court for protecting myself.....thats the way the legal system works here anyway, someone tries to rob/harm you, you get jailed
 
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