Tomorrow is my birthday

[Deciever]

Tomorrow is my birthday
Im finally turning 15. Only 1 more year left in the 14-15 division, 5 years left in the teen division, and only 9 years before i am forced to compete in the mens open.

I have comprised a list of presents i would like to recieve.
FREAK19- i would like 60 lbs off your squat, and 30 off your deadlift.
IrishPower- i would like your monolift, reverse hyper, GHR bench, and that george halbert video. Sorry i ask for so much, but you seem like a nice guy
PowerlifterJay- I would like 40 lbs off your bench, and your clean shaven legs.
Bench Monster- I want 20 lbs(so you can still be a 500 bencher) off your bench, and in return, i'll post your pictures, and burn you a cd
Arioch- we havent talked much, but i think its fair if you give me 40lbs off your deadlift. If you do, i'll share with your the stuff that Spatts is supposed to give me
I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING- Give me your titan deadlift suit damnit!
Spatts- You can give me a lot of stuff
Any one else is welcome to donate as well
I think all of that is pretty fair, dont you?

 

[TheProject]

happy early birthday, man!

 

[solidj55]

Ill send you that dildo you asked for Deciever lol, j/k
Happy early birthday

 

[Deciever]

lol.. the thing that sucks though, is i have to wake up at 10 tomorrow(i usually wake up at 2) to help my neighbor de-pipe, than re-pipe his well in the sweltering heat...just cause im a good person

 

[k1401]

HAPPY B-DAY EARLY!

 

[OlympicLifter17]

Happy early b-day....figured u would ask for half my brain.

lifter

 

[Deciever]

c'mon man, i dont wanna be retarted

 

[OlympicLifter17]

That was cold... u saying iam stupid? yeah just wait tell i get the interview with Siff (if i do)... then we will see who is the man.


lifter

 

[Deciever]

haha it was an easy cheap shot

 

[OlympicLifter17]

I guess iam weeettttoooodiiiidd.....