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Tomorrow is my birthday

Deciever

Deciever

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Tomorrow is my birthday
Im finally turning 15. Only 1 more year left in the 14-15 division, 5 years left in the teen division, and only 9 years before i am forced to compete in the mens open.

I have comprised a list of presents i would like to recieve.
FREAK19- i would like 60 lbs off your squat, and 30 off your deadlift.
IrishPower- i would like your monolift, reverse hyper, GHR bench, and that george halbert video. Sorry i ask for so much, but you seem like a nice guy
PowerlifterJay- I would like 40 lbs off your bench, and your clean shaven legs.
Bench Monster- I want 20 lbs(so you can still be a 500 bencher) off your bench, and in return, i'll post your pictures, and burn you a cd
Arioch- we havent talked much, but i think its fair if you give me 40lbs off your deadlift. If you do, i'll share with your the stuff that Spatts is supposed to give me
I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING- Give me your titan deadlift suit damnit!
Spatts- You can give me a lot of stuff :) :)
Any one else is welcome to donate as well
I think all of that is pretty fair, dont you?
 
Ill send you that dildo you asked for Deciever lol, j/k
Happy early birthday
 
lol.. the thing that sucks though, is i have to wake up at 10 tomorrow(i usually wake up at 2) to help my neighbor de-pipe, than re-pipe his well in the sweltering heat...just cause im a good person
 
That was cold... u saying iam stupid? yeah just wait tell i get the interview with Siff (if i do)... then we will see who is the man.


lifter
 
Happy birthday.

You cannot have any off of my bench, but if I don't get this pic and CD thing figured out you can have this damned 2000 dollar laptop I just bought.

I thought it would be great to get a better machine so I could do all these wonderful things like post pics, burn CD's and other such things with my new fast connection and powerful laptop. This thing might as well be a palm pilot for all the good it is doing me.

Seriously, happy birthday. I wish I knew as much at your age as you do.

B.
 
hell yeah, i'd gladly accept a 2000 laptop. If you need any help with it, just ask.. im decent with computers.. . hell, i made a computer slot machine program when i was 10 lol
 
Thanks for the offer. I may take you up on it. To say the least, I am not very good on it. I may have to fly up to Wash. and have Irish give me a crash course.

B.
 
You are terribly cute. Where were funny, articulate, young athletes when I was 15?

Happy Birthday!!!
 
I was in Oklahoma pining away for girls who would grow up to become women like you!

Go check out the pics deciever posted for me, and then you can get me back for my ill fated attempt at humor.

B.
 
spatts said:
Perhaps "stuff" isn't specific enough.
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stuff- anything . Anything that could excite me, bench monster, and arioch for days on end. Anything that would make me very happy. Use your imagination :)
 
:lmao: Damn. You get a little greedy on your birthday, don't you? You know what I did on my 15th birthday? I studied for finals in my first semester of college!

...okay, that was my version of the 'walked uphill both ways in the snow' speech.

Let's see, what does spatts have in her bag of goodies...
 
you were in college when you were 15?? damn! and i thought i was smart with my 1060 on my SATs when i was 13
 
Wednesday is Jay's birthday, and Cubanito and Myself were born on Saturday, albeit 10 years apart.

Whatever gift Deciever gets will be sufficient for me as well.

And Deciever, I will already be getting quite the gift. I will be meeting Spatts in person on my Birthday. How about that?

B.
 
spatts said:
You are terribly cute. Where were funny, articulate, young athletes when I was 15?
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I was a few hours North of your Summer Home ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dieciever....Enjoy
 
your a lucky guy.

When i first read your reply about "Jay's birthday is on wednesday" i was like WTF, my birthday is tomorrow, not wednesday... than i realized you were talking about PLJay im guessing
 
alright, im off to lift. maybe i'll get the hardcore suit the guy said i could have. that'd be a nice present
 
It will be my birthday too bro! Too bad I am more than twice your age. I'll be 33 tomorrow--a submaster. Wow, I am old. With any luck I'll be getting engaged tomorrow as well. I figure I better marry this girl I am with, we have been together for 11 years. She dated me when I weighed 179 and now I weigh 294. That's love.
 
wow, i wish having the same birthday as you would have some carryover to my bench- buti guess not. Happy b-day tomorrow
 
Happy Birthday to you early, you little turd!! Dam sure wish i could go back to 15yrs old. Enjoy it. The girls these days look like women, and you got so much school left tolook forward too. Live it up.

BenchMonster, my Birthday is on a wednsday but next month. Mine Is August 21st. So I guess that means your older then me!

VDizenzo happy brith day to you too. And marry that women dammit!! If she has been with you this long and supports you rpowerlfitng she is the ONE!!
 
Happy Birthday, bro.....my birthday was last month......15 is a great age....all you have to worry about is training and school and you make gains faster than you can keep track of them....enjoy it.....and get with lots of girls....get them before college when they will gain the "freshman 15" (more like freshman 50) and develop a serious case of bar stool ass, and regress in emotional maturity........have fun.
 
Sorry Jay,

I could have sworn your B-day was July 24. I guess I am older than you. For some reason, I don't like the sound of that. I have to get stronger. I sure as Hell ain't getting younger or better lookin.

B.


And Vinnie, make an honest woman out of her. We have to suffer through the married life, you might as well join our pain.

B.
 
I vaguely recall being 15. Keep asking for shit and you will get a fatherly lecture. And the best thing about this being the internet is that you can not interrupt.

:)

Happy birthday.
 
HAPPY BDAY BRO :fro: .

Damn there's alot of bdays these past months like last month, this month, and next month on the boards.

It's great that we're like family on here.

Hey deciever thanks for not askin anything off me, hell I ain't got much on you upset for BW u want some of that I have some fat round the OLE GUT I wanna get rid of.
 
Cubanito17 said:
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Hey deciever thanks for not askin anything off me, hell I ain't got much on you upset for BW u want some of that I have some fat round the OLE GUT I wanna get rid of. [/B]
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i will nnevere l ose my sixpack!
 
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