Tips for a big dick

[drewmaci]

Hey everyone let me start off by saying I don't have a small Dick by any means lol. But I just want a monster lap hog! Anybody have any tips or tricks? Does jelqing actually work?

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[callmejay]

Don't use steroids, they will shrink it.

Some videos from my favorite expert on the topic:

Jelqing or How to Enlarge your Penis - Updated Version - Video Dailymotion

This video was also extremely informative: Best Sexual Positions for G-Spot & Female Pleasure - Video Dailymotion

This won't apply to your "not small" dick but some others may find it helpful. And fucking hilarious...he's pulling her hair, I mean come on. I'm dying over here. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7fgeq_best-sexual-postions-for-a-smaller_news

 

[Fitguy308]

Don't use steroids, they will shrink it.

Jelqing or How to Enlarge your Penis - Updated Version - Video Dailymotion

This video was also extremely informative: Best Sexual Positions for G-Spot & Female Pleasure - Video Dailymotion

That's bullshit I like a tren Viagra cocktail injected into my cock it turns it into a pussy tearing meat monster with a side of peters sauce

 

[dubbzero]

Steroids do not shrink your dick...

 

[callmejay]

That's bullshit I like a tren Viagra cocktail injected into my cock it turns it into a pussy tearing meat monster with a side of peters sauce

Direct injections are different, but I thought everyone knew that. What's peter's sauce taste like?

 

[callmejay]

Hey everyone let me start off by saying I don't have a small Dick by any means lol. But I just want a monster lap hog! Anybody have any tips or tricks? Does jelqing actually work?

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In all seriousness, I tried jelqing as a late teen for a few months and think it may have made a difference in girth and length. Start a log w/ pics

 

[-SD-]

Pick a dad with a big dick

 

[SpyWizard]

date fat chicks, that will cause your willie to grow to fit the housing..

 

[SpyWizard]

another sure fire way to be a monster... date women with small hands..

 

[jerkybeef]

another sure fire way to be a monster... date women with small hands..

Hahaha

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