One time when I was about 21 I went downtown, got totally wasted, lost all my friends, ended up at some rave club with a bunch of asians at 4am. Somehow I ended up meeting some chick there, making out with her and fingering her at the club, and then went back to her place when the club closed.
I end up at some trailer park at like 7am, drunk as hell, fucking this chick bent over her sofa, there are toys and clothes and shit everywhere, my feet are slipping on hot wheels and empty cheetos bags, and her cousin and her friends are out in the next room doing blow.
Thank God I had some G with me cause I kind of sobered up for a second and looked around me and was just like, "WTF am I doing and where the fuck am I?"
I got done fuckin her and told her I was going outside to smoke, I dont smoke, and hit the door, went to a gas station and called a cab to take me home since I didnt want any of my friends to know where I had been and who I had been doing!