Those of you who ARE the/HAVE the piece-o-sheet ex....

[H_T_]

guys like what?

like me. i'm fucking swell.

 

[habitualhealth]

like me. i'm fucking swell.

yes, you are definitely "ex" material.

 

[H_T_]

yes, you are definitely "ex" material.

heh. nothing like settling for something...

 

[gotmilk]

I waited about 4 months too long. She drank so much at one party, she fell down and smacked her head, spit on me, and tried to throw a drink on me.

I was pretty sure she had cheated on me with her ex.

The final straw was when I called her apartment phone at 8 AM...knowing she was supposed to be at work. Some guy answers the phone. Later that day, she had the balls to tell me I must have dialed the wrong number. She was a serial cheater when I met her and I still took the chance.

Driving over the Chesapeak Bay bridge at 5 am, nearly hitting a deer in Roanoke, beating the fuck out of the guy who was there, getting arrested for assault, and then getting a speeding ticket in Baltimore on the way back. SO NOT WORTH IT.

My only regret was that I was so nice to her and she was such a piece of shit to me. My friends hated her and I ignored my bro's for my ho.

 

[patsfan1379]

I waited about 4 months too long. She drank so much at one party, she fell down and smacked her head, spit on me, and tried to throw a drink on me.

I was pretty sure she had cheated on me with her ex.

The final straw was when I called her apartment phone at 8 AM...knowing she was supposed to be at work. Some guy answers the phone. Later that day, she had the balls to tell me I must have dialed the wrong number. She was a serial cheater when I met her and I still took the chance.

Driving over the Chesapeak Bay bridge at 5 am, nearly hitting a deer in Roanoke, beating the fuck out of the guy who was there, getting arrested for assault, and then getting a speeding ticket in Baltimore on the way back. SO NOT WORTH IT.

My only regret was that I was so nice to her and she was such a piece of shit to me. My friends hated her and I ignored my bro's for my ho.

You beat up a deer?

 

[Smurfy]

like me. i'm fucking swell.

as far as you know.

 

[gotmilk]

You beat up a deer?

I was doing about 80 MPH on the road into Roanoke and the van in front of me hit the deer....and it bounced back into my path.....

Pretty scary when you see a huge deer flying thru the air at your windshield

 

[H_T_]

as far as you know.

actually, i was waiting for someone really, really cool like you to validate me. got a rubber stamp? or maybe a wax insignia?

 

[Smurfy]

actually, i was waiting for someone really, really cool like you to validate me. got a rubber stamp? or maybe a wax insignia?

why? you've already validated yourself. that's all that matters.

 

[habitualhealth]

Pretty scary when you see a huge deer flying thru the air at your windshield

pansy