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This metrosexual shit is really getting out of hand

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On the local news last night there was a story about it... I dont understand where this shit is coming from...why is there this effort to make a new pseudo-sexual sub classification of men? I swear the feminist movement is playing a part in this...they love to change words to alter thought...


Anyway I think this whole craze is crap. Ghandi knows I find nothing wrong with efforting to look nice, but I'll be damned if I'm going to label myself something that sounds like Homo-Lite because of it.


BTW to note, by grooming I refer to taking serious care of skin and hair. Though I dont get manicures or any of that. And my hands are calloused as shit.
 
mrjoker5150 said:
It is such much easier to get laid, being a Metrosexual.


No - It's easier to get laid when you are nicely dressed and groomed.
 
Frackal said:



No - It's easier to get laid when you are nicely dressed and groomed.

I embrace the title. Who cares. I see the word metrosexual, I think "Guy that gets laid like crazy."
 
That's really all this is about, you know. Getting laid. Guys will do anything to get poon-tahng, including this stupid stuff.

Not a metro man, but a lot of these dumbass hoebags get intimidated by a real man cause they ain't never had one in they hoebag life. So they ok wit a metro man cause he ain't be seemin confruntin.

It just temporahry tho. It all unorthadoxed but it be changin back wit a quickness.

Foshizzle!
 
slobberknocker said:
what the hell is a metrosexual

straits that dress nice like queers.

even though I have never met you I think it is safe to assume that you are far to savage to qualify:D
 
Tiervexx said:


straits that dress nice like queers.

even though I have never met you I think it is safe to assume that you are far to savage to qualify:D


lol


I dress in whatever fits me, which for the most part is basketball shorts and XXXXL t-shirts. :fro:
 
metrosexual isn't referring to sexual orientation. It is a subcategory of heterosexual but the fact that it has "sexual" as the suffix leaves some to believe that there are some gay connotations to it. I, for one, think the whole introduction of a special sexuality to embrace men who take care of themselves is absolute crap. I'm the most gay-knowledge filled straight guy u will ever encounter but even I would feel awkward being labeled metrosexual.
 
Its like were being punished for looking good, and taking care of ourselves. Its fucking stupid thats what it is. Clueless men classify the clue'd ones in as metro's (Gay, or heading there). Women want a monopoly on being the only ones who know how to take care of themselves and look good. Retarded.
 
Women want a monopoly on being the only ones who know how to take care of themselves and look good. Retarded.



BEST LINE EVER!!!

It's so true, if we look good they resort to making fun of us, like small children who just lost their fav. barbie.
 
ZKaudio said:
metrosexual isn't referring to sexual orientation. It is a subcategory of heterosexual but the fact that it has "sexual" as the suffix leaves some to believe that there are some gay connotations to it. I, for one, think the whole introduction of a special sexuality to embrace men who take care of themselves is absolute crap. I'm the most gay-knowledge filled straight guy u will ever encounter but even I would feel awkward being labeled metrosexual.

same here....just because you have fashion sense, and make a concious effort to look good doesn't warrant a label like that. I think it COULD be appropiate in some senses...but only in extremes.

things that are ok
- dressing well
- using pomade and limited hair products
-certain skin care products
-waxing eyebrows if you got jungle brows..but for god's sake, dont have them real small and make us all look like fags
-shaving excess bodyhair

crossing the line..
- pedicure, manicure
- highlights ..sorry it's not 90's anymore.
- wearing any sort of foundation

personally i incorporate lots of aspects of gay culture into my life but i still maintain alot of musculanity. if you can pull it off, do it..if you can't, find a new style
 
I am very clean, but I tend to let my facial hair grow, and sometimes let my hair grow out. But some things I do like are pedicures and manicures. It feels good and doesn't look gay at all.

I have stopped at some beauty places with girls for this... and also had it done at some beaches where people offer them for a minimal price. No big deal.
 
calveless wonder said:
personally i incorporate lots of aspects of gay culture into my life but i still maintain alot of musculanity. if you can pull it off, do it..if you can't, find a new style
I always associated gays with muscularity.
 
what ever happend to pretty boy? i do get my eyebrows cleaned up and other gay shit to get laid.....just to get in a chics pants and chics like clean cut guys, if not i would have a shaved head and wear xxl sweats all day and never shave either and smell like a caveman
 
tiger88 said:


....just to get in a chics pants and chics like clean cut guys, if not i would have a shaved head and wear xxl sweats all day and never shave either and smell like a caveman

I vote for our Tiger as the Poster Boy of the newest bread....metrosexual...

Tiger for the metrosexual poster boy....:D
 
I can't wait until we develop a name for women who are unkept and sleezy and against the "normal" stylized look...

...oh yeah, we do..crackwhores...
 
metrosexual

(MET.roh.sek.shoo.ul) n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side.
—metrosexuality n.
Everytime I see this metrosexual crap it always mentions being in touch with ones feminine side. The taking care of yourself stuff is ok, but that feminine side stuff is going a little far. Sounds like a lack of testosterone to me. Most women I know want a man that is clean, dresses nice etc, but they still want a MAN, not some whiny estrogen laden girl with a dick.
 
calveless wonder said:
crossing the line.. pedicure and manicure..


What is wrong with these? That is like saying don't cut your hair or shave.
 
overhead said:
metrosexual

(MET.roh.sek.shoo.ul) n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side.
—metrosexuality n.
Everytime I see this metrosexual crap it always mentions being in touch with ones feminine side. The taking care of yourself stuff is ok, but that feminine side stuff is going a little far. Sounds like a lack of testosterone to me. Most women I know want a man that is clean, dresses nice etc, but they still want a MAN, not some whiny estrogen laden girl with a dick.


Yep...its this feminine side shit I'm sick of too...what the fuck is a feminine side. Are women in touch with their masculine side?
 
out_at_sea said:


I vote for our Tiger as the Poster Boy of the newest bread....metrosexual...

Tiger for the metrosexual poster boy....:D

Whew... I thought you were going to nominate me. Better you than me tigger.
 
Homosexual and heterosexual is related to your sexual preference... metrosexual makes no sense because it has nothing to do with a sexual preference at all, but just a particular look.
 
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