Things I have learned as an old fuck

[Kbordner]

Things I am learning as an old fuck

1. When a 25 year old girl looks at me it's not because she wants to fuck me she is wondering why this old man is staring at her ass.
2. When a 35 year old girl looks at me.....you get the idea
3. When a 45 year old girl looks at me.....maybe!
4. When a 55 year old girl looks at me I think "what you looking at old bitch!" ( I forget I will be 56)
5. Tren is best AAS on the planet but it makes me sharpen my knife collection and stare at people after 8 weeks or so. Note to self short blasts of Tren only.
6. Don't run Tren without Masteron. Even better run it with Masteron and GH.
7. Don't run Masteron too high at my age. Your tinkle will be weak. Looks faggy.
8. Tren with Mastetron and GH is even better. Sorry I am getting old and repeat myself.
9. I love EQ at 1200 wk. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.
10. I either run EQ or Primo at all times.
11. Primo is wonderful if you have cash to burn...1G a week.
12. Feel good cycle at my age EQ or Primo/Test Cyp and GH.
13. Nothing made my arms bigger than NPP. As you can tell I am not on it now.
14. Another cycle I loved was the 4-700s 700Tren/700NPP/700TestP/700MastP with Primo in and out.
15. A-bombs can be run higher than I thought as long as you work up....150/ed was nice.
16. Fuck Deca...might help the joints but your face looks ridiculous.
17. If Var wasn't so expensive it would be my oral of choice....100-150mg ed.
18. Masteron is a better AI than Aromasin or Adex and fuck Letro.
19. Caber is fun. Prami isn't.
20. Train faster,lighter, higher reps and all your old PL injuries disappear.
21. Give your wife 50 mg of Primo a week and she will fuck your brains out.
22. Take GH your dick looks better and your wife will suck it all the time. ( This is true and the greatest thing ever.)
23. For some reason I have nothing to say about D-bol. It did make me strong as hell though.
24. I have never tried T-bol or Halo.
25. Dandelion Root really works at getting the water out...never would have believed it.
26. Did I mention GH makes your dick look like artwork? Fuck you if you don't believe me.

As some of you know I am a mod at GH15. These are things we have learned with real world in the trenches experience. I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Ken
​

 

[RADAR]

lol...I'm on the same page as you

 

[Kbordner]

lol...I'm on the same page as you

Thanks Radar. It's tough getting old isn't it?

 

[RADAR]

Thanks Radar. It's tough getting old isn't it?

Yuppers, i still check out the chicks tho so i'm not officially dead...Yet!

 

[cipherking]

Things I am learning as an old fuck

1. When a 25 year old girl looks at me it's not because she wants to fuck me she is wondering why this old man is staring at her ass.
2. When a 35 year old girl looks at me.....you get the idea
3. When a 45 year old girl looks at me.....maybe!
4. When a 55 year old girl looks at me I think "what you looking at old bitch!" ( I forget I will be 56)
5. Tren is best AAS on the planet but it makes me sharpen my knife collection and stare at people after 8 weeks or so. Note to self short blasts of Tren only.
6. Don't run Tren without Masteron. Even better run it with Masteron and GH.
7. Don't run Masteron too high at my age. Your tinkle will be weak. Looks faggy.
8. Tren with Mastetron and GH is even better. Sorry I am getting old and repeat myself.
9. I love EQ at 1200 wk. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.
10. I either run EQ or Primo at all times.
11. Primo is wonderful if you have cash to burn...1G a week.
12. Feel good cycle at my age EQ or Primo/Test Cyp and GH.
13. Nothing made my arms bigger than NPP. As you can tell I am not on it now.
14. Another cycle I loved was the 4-700s 700Tren/700NPP/700TestP/700MastP with Primo in and out.
15. A-bombs can be run higher than I thought as long as you work up....150/ed was nice.
16. Fuck Deca...might help the joints but your face looks ridiculous.
17. If Var wasn't so expensive it would be my oral of choice....100-150mg ed.
18. Masteron is a better AI than Aromasin or Adex and fuck Letro.
19. Caber is fun. Prami isn't.
20. Train faster,lighter, higher reps and all your old PL injuries disappear.
21. Give your wife 50 mg of Primo a week and she will fuck your brains out.
22. Take GH your dick looks better and your wife will suck it all the time. ( This is true and the greatest thing ever.)
23. For some reason I have nothing to say about D-bol. It did make me strong as hell though.
24. I have never tried T-bol or Halo.
25. Dandelion Root really works at getting the water out...never would have believed it.
26. Did I mention GH makes your dick look like artwork? Fuck you if you don't believe me.

As some of you know I am a mod at GH15. These are things we have learned with real world in the trenches experience. I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Ken
​

some of the best and pure words i've ever heard... in red made me bust out laughing

 

[stevesmi]

i've been preaching #20 for a while now.. people don't want to accept the truth though, they will learn the hard way... everyone wants to be the alpha dog at the gym and try and impress the chicks.. little do they know the chicks don't give a shit if you can bench 500 pounds. they are really thinking how much of a douche you are for needing 3 spotters and trying to get the hell out of the entire area

 

[notjake11]

i've been preaching #20 for a while now.. people don't want to accept the truth though, they will learn the hard way... everyone wants to be the alpha dog at the gym and try and impress the chicks.. little do they know the chicks don't give a shit if you can bench 500 pounds. they are really thinking how much of a douche you are for needing 3 spotters and trying to get the hell out of the entire area

I sort of agree. Periodization still applies as far as I'm concerned. I do periods of 6-8 weeks where I push higher weights for less reps and I do periods of time where I do lighter weights for higher reps. That being said, "less reps" means weights I can do 5x5 on. Maybe once every month or two I will test my max bench and only during my heavy cycles like my recently 5x5 period I ended last week. After 8 weeks of that plan, I moved to all sets of 12 this week and will stick in the range of 10-15 reps for a while now.

 

[wootoom]

i've been preaching #20 for a while now.. people don't want to accept the truth though, they will learn the hard way... everyone wants to be the alpha dog at the gym and try and impress the chicks.. little do they know the chicks don't give a shit if you can bench 500 pounds. they are really thinking how much of a douche you are for needing 3 spotters and trying to get the hell out of the entire area

My thoughts exactly..

 

[RyanGreg]

Things I am learning as an old fuck

1. When a 25 year old girl looks at me it's not because she wants to fuck me she is wondering why this old man is staring at her ass.
2. When a 35 year old girl looks at me.....you get the idea
3. When a 45 year old girl looks at me.....maybe!
4. When a 55 year old girl looks at me I think "what you looking at old bitch!" ( I forget I will be 56)
5. Tren is best AAS on the planet but it makes me sharpen my knife collection and stare at people after 8 weeks or so. Note to self short blasts of Tren only.
6. Don't run Tren without Masteron. Even better run it with Masteron and GH.
7. Don't run Masteron too high at my age. Your tinkle will be weak. Looks faggy.
8. Tren with Mastetron and GH is even better. Sorry I am getting old and repeat myself.
9. I love EQ at 1200 wk. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.
10. I either run EQ or Primo at all times.
11. Primo is wonderful if you have cash to burn...1G a week.
12. Feel good cycle at my age EQ or Primo/Test Cyp and GH.
13. Nothing made my arms bigger than NPP. As you can tell I am not on it now.
14. Another cycle I loved was the 4-700s 700Tren/700NPP/700TestP/700MastP with Primo in and out.
15. A-bombs can be run higher than I thought as long as you work up....150/ed was nice.
16. Fuck Deca...might help the joints but your face looks ridiculous.
17. If Var wasn't so expensive it would be my oral of choice....100-150mg ed.
18. Masteron is a better AI than Aromasin or Adex and fuck Letro.
19. Caber is fun. Prami isn't.
20. Train faster,lighter, higher reps and all your old PL injuries disappear.
21. Give your wife 50 mg of Primo a week and she will fuck your brains out.
22. Take GH your dick looks better and your wife will suck it all the time. ( This is true and the greatest thing ever.)
23. For some reason I have nothing to say about D-bol. It did make me strong as hell though.
24. I have never tried T-bol or Halo.
25. Dandelion Root really works at getting the water out...never would have believed it.
26. Did I mention GH makes your dick look like artwork? Fuck you if you don't believe me.

As some of you know I am a mod at GH15. These are things we have learned with real world in the trenches experience. I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Ken
​

Why dont run tren without masteron?

You say masteron is a better ai than aromasin etc.. Should an AI still be used on test tren mast cycle?

 

[kmoe4747]

Ah I love number 20!! I came from the old school heavy weight low reps. Now that I am older I have learned this is not the case. Also number 24 I would love to try some T Bol ( d Bol but with dryer gains can't beat that!!)

 

[Headholio]

The older I get, the more I have finally learned to to agree with number 20.

The cure for numbers 1-4 is a pile of cash.

 

[stevesmi]

I sort of agree. Periodization still applies as far as I'm concerned. I do periods of 6-8 weeks where I push higher weights for less reps and I do periods of time where I do lighter weights for higher reps. That being said, "less reps" means weights I can do 5x5 on. Maybe once every month or two I will test my max bench and only during my heavy cycles like my recently 5x5 period I ended last week. After 8 weeks of that plan, I moved to all sets of 12 this week and will stick in the range of 10-15 reps for a while now.

once a month play the alpha at the gym, thats fine and yes i love to do it and push heavy weight too and stroke my ego just like any other vain human. other than that work your muscles with higher reps instead of working your tendons and ligaments trying to impress the 110 pound barbie blonde on the next bench. i promise she doesn't care. lol and you will last longer in this business of iron pumping.

 

[notjake11]

once a month play the alpha at the gym, thats fine and yes i love to do it and push heavy weight too and stroke my ego just like any other vain human. other than that work your muscles with higher reps instead of working your tendons and ligaments trying to impress the 110 pound barbie blonde on the next bench. i promise she doesn't care. lol and you will last longer in this business of iron pumping.

Absolutely agree. I am not old, but at 37 not a young pup either. I have learned to listen to my body and pay attention to protecting it. I like my knees and shoulders and want them to keep working the way they are supposed to. The sets of 12 this week after eight weeks of 5x5 have been a great change of pace and whatever part I work gets swollen amd pumped like it was my first ever workout.

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[Kbordner]

Thanks for all the great replies guys. I spent 14 years PL and trained with a lot of low rep sets. ( Mostly Westside). Not a day went by that something didn't hurt. A good night's sleep was out of the question. A year or so ago when I turned 55 I decided to get back to a BB style routine, clean up my diet and alter my hormone stack to reflect the new style. Besides as I get older I feel a more shredded look will be better than just big. I went from 232 down to 198. I am about 202 right now at 12%. Going to add in some T3 and maybe Clen now and see if I can get down to single digits. In response to The Mast P question I love Mast P and pretty much include it in some fashion in every cycle. I do not use an AI when running Mast. I normally stay in the 350/wk range. I will blast it at 700/wk once in a while but at my age prostate issues flare up. Ken

 

[digit0x]

thanks for sharing I lol'd a few times.

 

[Labtec70]

"...GH makes your dick look like artwork."

Classic comedy gold! Laughed for ages, thanks Ken

Happy Easter folks.

 

[Nelson Montana]

LOL some good stuff. Can't say i agree with some of the dosages though.

My truncated agreements would be:

Fuck Deca unless you like bloat.

Tren is great if you don't give a shit about your health.

T-bol may be the very best oral. Halo is poison.

Primo rules.

Clomid and Nolva are great if you plan on a career as a eunich.


As for women -- it varies. To really young girls, a 30 year old guy is an old man. But to a woman in her middle 20's she may very well be interested in a 50 year old dude if you he looks good. So, play your cards right gents -- you never know.

 

[ledhead]

Lol. I love the OP ; he is a character and he has balls


#5 is an absolute truth that can't be debunked.


#11 overrated to say the least.


#15 another absolute truth.


#16 Deca is a gorgeous drug and should not be demeaned.


#17 Var has some good properties but lacks vigor ; that's why when I run var I always insert another oral like drol or halo to pulsate preworkout.


#20 another absolute truth.


#24 Halo turns Clark Kent into Superman.

 

[-SD-]

27. You get Old Man Strength

 

[RADAR]

I havn't seen clark or superman lately..liver problems?

 

[-SD-]

I havn't seen clark or superman lately..liver problems?

Deported

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I love me some Masterone as well. I haven't gotten anything good in a while.

 

[ceo]

Whomever lifts heavy to impress girls or anyone else deserves to get injured. But I LOVE lifting heavy...and I'm 40. I don't do it to impress anyone. I do it to annihilate my logbook. Fuck what chicks or dudes think. BB'ing is about progression. Increasing weights the next time you do a lift is progression.

I've had less joint issues lifting heavier weights less reps/sets than doing the shitty high volume routines. Proper warmup is important, as is good diet and supplementation. So much more important as you get older.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

i've been preaching #20 for a while now.. people don't want to accept the truth though, they will learn the hard way... everyone wants to be the alpha dog at the gym and try and impress the chicks.. little do they know the chicks don't give a shit if you can bench 500 pounds. they are really thinking how much of a douche you are for needing 3 spotters and trying to get the hell out of the entire area

15-20 reps is definatley where its at.

But I guess now that makes me the asshole because at 37 for the first time in my life the powerlifting bug has bitten me. Competition even. Fuck it....raw 242's this summer. going for 1650 total this year.....

^^^ I should add that the numbers will come through BB'ing. I'm not going straight up PL except for legs. My legs are huge, defined and don't need to grow. When my numbers get up there from just BB'ing I will throw in some PL training as needed. I'm NOT abandoning BB'ing.

 

[ceo]

PowerBuilding FTW!

 

[Kbordner]

15-20 reps is definatley where its at.

But I guess now that makes me the asshole because at 37 for the first time in my life the powerlifting bug has bitten me. Competition even. Fuck it....raw 242's this summer. going for 1650 total this year.....

^^^ I should add that the numbers will come through BB'ing. I'm not going straight up PL except for legs. My legs are huge, defined and don't need to grow. When my numbers get up there from just BB'ing I will throw in some PL training as needed. I'm NOT abandoning BB'ing.

Go for it I did my best lifts ever at 45. 56 is another thing now. 1650 in the raw 242 is a sweet number...good luck! Ken

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Go for it I did my best lifts ever at 45. 56 is another thing now. 1650 in the raw 242 is a sweet number...good luck! Ken

I'm already at 1250 just with feeling numbers out. So with some proper training...I figure fuck it.

 

[goin on 4T]

Bro you are nuts! Better get a shit load of TB500, EQ, Primo and Anavar to go with the low dose of test for joint issues.

 

[SpyWizard]

I hear ya, but on gh and the penis looking like art work.. don't inject into the penis....mmmmmmmkkkkkk

 

[burnthiscorpse]

I hear ya, but on gh and the penis looking like art work.. don't inject into the penis....mmmmmmmkkkkkk

Holy shit speaking of the penis.... I was googling yesterday to see if there was any merit to injecting TB500 in trouble spots as opposed to Sub Q. Long story short...I clicked some forum non BB'ing related where they were talking about injecting TB500 into their cock shaft and doing weighted stretching!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people!

 

[solidrock5]

when a 55 year old woman looks at me.....like im a piece of meat.....i tell her the price

 

[hulkamainia 119]

Lolol

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[-SD-]

Holy shit speaking of the penis.... I was googling yesterday to see if there was any merit to injecting TB500 in trouble spots as opposed to Sub Q. Long story short...I clicked some forum non BB'ing related where they were talking about injecting TB500 into their cock shaft and doing weighted stretching!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people!

Gotta get hot for Spring Break rob!

 

[gatemoney]

Things I am learning as an old fuck

1. When a 25 year old girl looks at me it's not because she wants to fuck me she is wondering why this old man is staring at her ass.
2. When a 35 year old girl looks at me.....you get the idea
3. When a 45 year old girl looks at me.....maybe!
4. When a 55 year old girl looks at me I think "what you looking at old bitch!" ( I forget I will be 56)
5. Tren is best AAS on the planet but it makes me sharpen my knife collection and stare at people after 8 weeks or so. Note to self short blasts of Tren only.
6. Don't run Tren without Masteron. Even better run it with Masteron and GH.
7. Don't run Masteron too high at my age. Your tinkle will be weak. Looks faggy.
8. Tren with Mastetron and GH is even better. Sorry I am getting old and repeat myself.
9. I love EQ at 1200 wk. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.
10. I either run EQ or Primo at all times.
11. Primo is wonderful if you have cash to burn...1G a week.
12. Feel good cycle at my age EQ or Primo/Test Cyp and GH.
13. Nothing made my arms bigger than NPP. As you can tell I am not on it now.
14. Another cycle I loved was the 4-700s 700Tren/700NPP/700TestP/700MastP with Primo in and out.
15. A-bombs can be run higher than I thought as long as you work up....150/ed was nice.
16. Fuck Deca...might help the joints but your face looks ridiculous.
17. If Var wasn't so expensive it would be my oral of choice....100-150mg ed.
18. Masteron is a better AI than Aromasin or Adex and fuck Letro.
19. Caber is fun. Prami isn't.
20. Train faster,lighter, higher reps and all your old PL injuries disappear.
21. Give your wife 50 mg of Primo a week and she will fuck your brains out.
22. Take GH your dick looks better and your wife will suck it all the time. ( This is true and the greatest thing ever.)
23. For some reason I have nothing to say about D-bol. It did make me strong as hell though.
24. I have never tried T-bol or Halo.
25. Dandelion Root really works at getting the water out...never would have believed it.
26. Did I mention GH makes your dick look like artwork? Fuck you if you don't believe me.

As some of you know I am a mod at GH15. These are things we have learned with real world in the trenches experience. I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Ken
​

Brilliant!

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[Jbranken]

Holy shit speaking of the penis.... I was googling yesterday to see if there was any merit to injecting TB500 in trouble spots as opposed to Sub Q. Long story short...I clicked some forum non BB'ing related where they were talking about injecting TB500 into their cock shaft and doing weighted stretching!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people!

Ill need the exact dosages run during this experiment and the weight used

 

[solidrock5]

X2 ^^^^ lol

 

[SpyWizard]

Holy shit speaking of the penis.... I was googling yesterday to see if there was any merit to injecting TB500 in trouble spots as opposed to Sub Q. Long story short...I clicked some forum non BB'ing related where they were talking about injecting TB500 into their cock shaft and doing weighted stretching!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people!

jelquing or whatever it's called.. hell no..

and yes to the spot injections with tb..

 

[Arabian]

Very nice list. I agree

 

[Bbkgary]

Can anybody tell me what npp is?

 

[goin on 4T]

Nandrolone phenol propionate (npp)
also known as the short ester deca.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I've had less joint issues lifting heavier weights less reps/sets than doing the shitty high volume routines. Proper warmup is important, as is good diet and supplementation. So much more important as you get older.

IMO speed of the reps and form will attribute more to injuries than weight and rep count alone.

 

[ceo]

IMO speed of the reps and form will attribute more to injuries than weight and rep count alone.

True too. I've seen guys who bench well over 400 lbs, tear their pec while being sloppy with 225 or less.

 

[UA_Iron]

Things I am learning as an old fuck

1. When a 25 year old girl looks at me it's not because she wants to fuck me she is wondering why this old man is staring at her ass.
2. When a 35 year old girl looks at me.....you get the idea
3. When a 45 year old girl looks at me.....maybe!
4. When a 55 year old girl looks at me I think "what you looking at old bitch!" ( I forget I will be 56)
5. Tren is best AAS on the planet but it makes me sharpen my knife collection and stare at people after 8 weeks or so. Note to self short blasts of Tren only.
6. Don't run Tren without Masteron. Even better run it with Masteron and GH.
7. Don't run Masteron too high at my age. Your tinkle will be weak. Looks faggy.
8. Tren with Mastetron and GH is even better. Sorry I am getting old and repeat myself.
9. I love EQ at 1200 wk. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks. Yeah? I got winded walking up stairs
10. I either run EQ or Primo at all times.
11. Primo is wonderful if you have cash to burn...1G a week. If you dont mind limping around all the time
12. Feel good cycle at my age EQ or Primo/Test Cyp and GH.
13. Nothing made my arms bigger than NPP. As you can tell I am not on it now. Yeah, deca makes me huge too, really brings out the fatceps.
14. Another cycle I loved was the 4-700s 700Tren/700NPP/700TestP/700MastP with Primo in and out.
15. A-bombs can be run higher than I thought as long as you work up....150/ed was nice.
16. Fuck Deca...might help the joints but your face looks ridiculous. haha yep
17. If Var wasn't so expensive it would be my oral of choice....100-150mg ed. Var at 150mg/day + winny at 150mg/day is overrated.
18. Masteron is a better AI than Aromasin or Adex and fuck Letro. Don't agree, but I do like masteron because it manages estrogen well
19. Caber is fun. Prami isn't. I dream in cartoons ala roger rabbit on the stuff
20. Train faster,lighter, higher reps and all your old PL injuries disappear. I notice this too as I get older
21. Give your wife 50 mg of Primo a week and she will fuck your brains out.
22. Take GH your dick looks better and your wife will suck it all the time. ( This is true and the greatest thing ever.)
23. For some reason I have nothing to say about D-bol. It did make me strong as hell though. Bloated red faced monster look?
24. I have never tried T-bol or Halo. Run halo, 40mg/day with tren. Dont end up in jail, but look like a cyborg.
25. Dandelion Root really works at getting the water out...never would have believed it. Excellent
26. Did I mention GH makes your dick look like artwork? Fuck you if you don't believe me.

As some of you know I am a mod at GH15. These are things we have learned with real world in the trenches experience. I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Ken
​

GH15 lolz. good bro(s).

check pm's

 

[Kbordner]

Effective yesterday I am no longer a mod on GH15. I hope you still love me. Ken

 

[ceo]

now that Nasser died, will GH15 live on?

 

[Kbordner]

now that Nasser died, will GH15 live on?

Appears so.