The worst thing about Steroids and eating Hard boiled Eggs.

[brandonp005]

Amen on being burned out on eggs! I've ate some many, I can't stand to even look at the bastards now.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

I have never been able to eat eggs. Let alone hard boiled ones. They taste so gross. I have a hissy fit when my wife makes hard boiled ones for her salads.

 

[cuts82]

fuck i had the worst experience on the weekend,
took a girl im so keen to get with out finally, just went to the movies ya know, man about 20mins into it i feel the urge to gas real bad, by this point she has put the arm rest up and is leaning against me so there was no way i could do it, i held that fart in for the longest 1 and a half hours of my life!! walked out at the end i was limping from stomach cramps that were ridiculous, i said i had to use the toilet, i darted in and it was packed full of dudes but by this point i said fuck it! i just lifted my leg and let rip! it hurt my stomach sooo bad but i just splashed water on my face regrouped.
Ended up gettin a blow job in the parking lot! good night all in all hahah

 

[iron_matt-CB]

dude cauliflower smells way worse...my mother in law was watching my kids the other night and decided to cook a batch in my house..i came home feeling good and wanting to give it to my wife but as soon as i walked in the door my mood immediatly went sour...man that shit stinks!!!

 

[SaiBoT]

Am I the only one who likes eggs (sunny side up or scrambled) and doesn't really fart because of them? On the other side oatmeal and milk make me fart and well let me just say that they don't really smell like channel nr 5.

 

[joe d]

i get sick of all of the food equally. i just keep shoveling it in. but i really dont get any excessive gas.

 

[rnch]

i still enjoy slipping out a SBD just as i am exiting a crowded elevator.

 

[GDF]

For some reason lately it doesn't matter what I eat...I can get the whole house to stink which is a feat in itself!! My wife wants to kill me and I actually don't enjoy it either. It is pretty fucking annoying to have to fart every 5 seconds and they are BOMBS.

 

[SaiBoT]

fuck i had the worst experience on the weekend,
took a girl im so keen to get with out finally, just went to the movies ya know, man about 20mins into it i feel the urge to gas real bad, by this point she has put the arm rest up and is leaning against me so there was no way i could do it, i held that fart in for the longest 1 and a half hours of my life!! walked out at the end i was limping from stomach cramps that were ridiculous, i said i had to use the toilet, i darted in and it was packed full of dudes but by this point i said fuck it! i just lifted my leg and let rip! it hurt my stomach sooo bad but i just splashed water on my face regrouped.
Ended up gettin a blow job in the parking lot! good night all in all hahah

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