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iron asylum
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Every time I open my refridgerater....it smells like a fart. 
The worst thing about Steroids and eating Hard boiled Eggs.
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WinnyPumps
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U ain't lying, and my farts are very offensive as well a couple hours after I eat a few.
christian40
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im so sick of eggs. egg burps, egg farts, and so on. But we do what we do, dont we.
is this thread about farting?
enacer420nj
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I had to switch from eggs to chicken...I just cant get them down im so sick of them
iron asylum
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Bringing a guest into your house after cooking them up and having your place smell like a cloud of ass sucks. that's why I don't have many visitors over because it's really hard to say..."Hey!....Really!!.....It's just eggs! When you see the look on their face.
LOL bro I will hit up the gas stations if someone is coming over. I can use all the fruity air fresheners in the world to no avail.
brandonp005
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Amen on being burned out on eggs! I've ate some many, I can't stand to even look at the bastards now.
I have never been able to eat eggs. Let alone hard boiled ones. They taste so gross. I have a hissy fit when my wife makes hard boiled ones for her salads.
cuts82
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fuck i had the worst experience on the weekend,
took a girl im so keen to get with out finally, just went to the movies ya know, man about 20mins into it i feel the urge to gas real bad, by this point she has put the arm rest up and is leaning against me so there was no way i could do it, i held that fart in for the longest 1 and a half hours of my life!! walked out at the end i was limping from stomach cramps that were ridiculous, i said i had to use the toilet, i darted in and it was packed full of dudes but by this point i said fuck it! i just lifted my leg and let rip! it hurt my stomach sooo bad but i just splashed water on my face regrouped.
Ended up gettin a blow job in the parking lot! good night all in all hahah
took a girl im so keen to get with out finally, just went to the movies ya know, man about 20mins into it i feel the urge to gas real bad, by this point she has put the arm rest up and is leaning against me so there was no way i could do it, i held that fart in for the longest 1 and a half hours of my life!! walked out at the end i was limping from stomach cramps that were ridiculous, i said i had to use the toilet, i darted in and it was packed full of dudes but by this point i said fuck it! i just lifted my leg and let rip! it hurt my stomach sooo bad but i just splashed water on my face regrouped.
Ended up gettin a blow job in the parking lot! good night all in all hahah
iron_matt-CB
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dude cauliflower smells way worse...my mother in law was watching my kids the other night and decided to cook a batch in my house..i came home feeling good and wanting to give it to my wife but as soon as i walked in the door my mood immediatly went sour...man that shit stinks!!!
