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The Truth @ Strongbow

I want to carry a REALLY REALLY big gun and stick the barrel of it into the mouth of the next person who pisses me off.

Anyone know of anybody hiring peeps like me?

(I really AM a good shot.)
 
does strongbow carry a gun?
 
stilleto said:
does strongbow carry a gun?
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Have you seen the news lately with all of the *grocery store patrons gone wild* stories?

They do down here in Texas. :worried: And that's just the produce department. You don't want to know what they are packing over in the meat department!!! :worried::worried: x 10
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Have you seen the news lately with all of the *grocery store patrons gone wild* stories?

They do down here in Texas. :worried: And that's just the produce department. You don't want to know what they are packing over in the meat department!!! :worried::worried: x 10
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If you wanna see what I'm packin' in the meat department you're going to have to cough up some coin. :supercool
 
I must say that creating an alter, or even having a broski, chime in to back you up and put you down at the same time is one of the all-time greats.
 
Dial_tone said:
I must say that creating an alter, or even having a broski, chime in to back you up and put you down at the same time is one of the all-time greats.
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I dunno the whole pepperoni nipples scandal was pretty big.

And who around here remembers luvs2juice? I can't remember EXACTLY how he got pwned, I think it may have had something to do with a girl... or somehtingeruther. But it was HYUGE.
 
Dial_tone said:
I must say that creating an alter, or even having a broski, chime in to back you up and put you down at the same time is one of the all-time greats.
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Cocksuucker was only suppose to back me up. He is just pissed cause I get to inspect most of the good melons. He works mostly with teh sausage inventory.
 
stilleto said:
right. like anyone would believe you regarding the size of your gun at this point.
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Like I give a fuck. Do you really want a picture of my real life gun. I think I can handle that. I talking bout the one I use to shot criminals with, not the whore cannon I tote fur fun.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
They really require ya'll to carry guns in the produce department?! :worried:
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Yea you know its awful but really seems to be an epidemic of mo's trying to make off with the biggest cucumbers they can find. Like for instance we have an APB out on this guy. If any of you have seen him please call Kroger's. He is armed and extremely contagious.
 
Strongbow said:
Yea you know its awful but really seems to be an epidemic of mo's trying to make off with the biggest cucumbers they can find. Like for instance we have an APB out on this guy. If any of you have seen him please call Kroger's. He is armed and extremely contagious.
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Has anyone ever pointed out how retarded you are?

I mean, I am having a william hong/simon cowel moment here. Or is it just me?
 
stilleto said:
yeah, i would actually like to see it.
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Ok you wanna see the daily toter or the tactical assault. Your choice sweetness, anything for you.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I bet mine is bigger. :D
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LOL yea are you talking about yours in refrence to the one you keep in the top drawer of your nite stand or Grump? Please clarify.:evil:
 
This thread rawks your ass.
 
nydj66 said:
If you wanna see what I'm packin' in the meat department you're going to have to cough up some coin. :supercool
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Just noticed this and all I gotta say is,:D If you can pay to see it with coins, it must not be that big of a deal.
 
holy cow!!!! going from near pro bber to 007? sure. fucking clown shoe liar. i dont want you showing up at my door at 3 am. im sleeping then. that would be pure insanity, like your bullshit lies. seriously, how can you even believe the list of lies you have made up big greg? you should be be banned. liars are like thieves, removes all trust from the community.
 
timtim said:
holy cow!!!! going from near pro bber to 007? sure. fucking clown shoe liar. i dont want you showing up at my door at 3 am. im sleeping then. that would be pure insanity, like your bullshit lies. seriously, how can you even believe the list of lies you have made up big greg? you should be be banned. liars are like thieves, removes all trust from the community.
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lololol
 
timtim said:
holy cow!!!! going from near pro bber to 007? sure. fucking clown shoe liar. i dont want you showing up at my door at 3 am. im sleeping then. that would be pure insanity, like your bullshit lies. seriously, how can you even believe the list of lies you have made up big greg? you should be be banned. liars are like thieves, removes all trust from the community.
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LOL. pull your drawers down and shut the fuck up. 26 pages later you decide to throw your two in. Come the fuck on. Everybody is not an insurance salesman jackass.
 
This thread is getting way out of hand...
 
:theranger. I think even SB knew it wasnt going to be easy when he started this thread. It will die eventually, we're just having fun with it. This doesn't happen too often in here anymore. Lets enjoy it while it lasts. It will be a distant memory soon enough.
 
1500 said:
:theranger. I think even SB knew it wasnt going to be easy when he started this thread. It will die eventually, we're just having fun with it. This doesn't happen too often in here anymore. Lets enjoy it while it lasts. It will be a distant memory soon enough.
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not soon enough, IMO...can't we let this flogged horse die already? :rolleyes:
 
1500 said:
:theranger. I think even SB knew it wasnt going to be easy when he started this thread. It will die eventually, we're just having fun with it. This doesn't happen too often in here anymore. Lets enjoy it while it lasts. It will be a distant memory soon enough.
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I agree and I knew it wasn't gonna be easy, but hey thats cool. I get a kick everyday reading all this shit. This has been more entertainment than 3201902 (you know who I mean), and don't you Mr. 1500 owe me some of my damn K back. That was awful to take my K for causing the most excitment in this Bitch I know in more than a year. Anyways LOL keep this shit going.
 
Strongbow said:
I agree and I knew it wasn't gonna be easy, but hey thats cool. I get a kick everyday reading all this shit. This has been more entertainment than 3201902 (you know who I mean), and don't you Mr. 1500 owe me some of my damn K back. That was awful to take my K for causing the most excitment in this Bitch I know in more than a year. Anyways LOL keep this shit going.
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Strongbow said:
LOL. pull your drawers down and shut the fuck up. 26 pages later you decide to throw your two in. Come the fuck on. Everybody is not an insurance salesman jackass.
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i just got here at page 26 007. youre a fucking clown. go post somebody elses pics and call them you and then create an alter to back your lies up.

Let's just leave out the wife and family out of this mkay? I think there are limits here...
 
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rnch said:
not soon enough, IMO...can't we let this flogged horse die already? :rolleyes:
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dude, don't you remember when radar got called out for the same thing? There were threads made on OTHER boards that were 10-20++ pages long about it. This is nothing so far. Hell, barely anyone knows who strongbow is at EF, versus radar's rep at the time on EF and other boards.
 
Strongbow said:
I agree and I knew it wasn't gonna be easy, but hey thats cool. I get a kick everyday reading all this shit. This has been more entertainment than 3201902 (you know who I mean), and don't you Mr. 1500 owe me some of my damn K back. That was awful to take my K for causing the most excitment in this Bitch I know in more than a year. Anyways LOL keep this shit going.
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exactly but people are sensitive bro. You have to be nice on the internet come on!

haha jk i totally agree with you 100% this shit just gets funnier and funnier big brotha
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
exactly but people are sensitive bro. You have to be nice on the internet come on!

haha jk i totally agree with you 100% this shit just gets funnier and funnier big brotha
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LOL I am glad you agree LIL Brutha, like Your Big Bro always says Fuck Da Haters. I love watching them bitch and spend their days and nights trying to prove me wrong, when I honestly could give a fuck less.:evil:
 
Can someone cliff notes this bitch for me? Also, pls cliff notes who strongbow is cause I have absolutely no clue.

is this radar all over again (minus the years radar spent here)?
 
KillahBee said:
Can someone cliff notes this bitch for me? Also, pls cliff notes who strongbow is cause I have absolutely no clue.

is this radar all over again (minus the years radar spent here)?
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strongbro is strongbro. he is not an alter. he's a dude who posted fake arm/leg pics and got busted. the end.
 
Smurfy said:
strongbro is strongbro. he is not an alter. he's a dude who posted fake arm/leg pics and got busted. the end.
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oh nice. so basically he's a raging vagina with no testicles.

got it. shocking - someone on the nets lied about how they look. if we banned everyone on this site who did that we'd have one chick and 4 dudes left.
 
Smurfy said:
strongbro is strongbro. he is not an alter. he's a dude who posted fake arm/leg pics and got busted. the end.
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They even call my real pics fake, I think Im gonna cry, if they don't stop meesing wit me. LOL. Hey Mrs. Smurf hows things in the seat belt division this morning.LOL, you just sound very proper to an ole bumpkin like me. How is your velociraptor doing today?:evil:
 
myway said:
I'm real. jus sayin.
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correct. however, I have enough experience to know that most of the pics chicks (dudes also) post on internets are not exactly true to what they look like IRL. Adjusted lighting, "skinny jeans", favorable camera angles, etc. Chicks aren't dumb, they know what their good and bad features are and the beauty (and safety) of the internet is that they can 100% control what version of themselves is communicated to others.

it's natural. for dudes and chicks. I've done it.
 
Strongbow said:
They even call my real pics fake, I think Im gonna cry, if they don't stop meesing wit me. LOL. Hey Mrs. Smurf hows things in the seat belt division this morning.LOL, you just sound very proper to an ole bumpkin like me. How is your velociraptor doing today?:evil:
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lol seat belt division. i love that. hahaha

i sound proper? i dont have an accent, do I.
 
KillahBee said:
correct. however, I have enough experience to know that most of the pics chicks (dudes also) post on internets are not exactly true to what they look like IRL. Adjusted lighting, "skinny jeans", favorable camera angles, etc. Chicks aren't dumb, they know what their good and bad features are and the beauty (and safety) of the internet is that they can 100% control what version of themselves is communicated to others.

it's natural. for dudes and chicks. I've done it.
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SO TRUE. Actually, not just online. IRL, chicks(and dudes) hate bad pics of themselves.... ESPECIALLY if other people will be seeing it.
BTW- im cute IRL. jus sayin.:verygood: Plus, if I tried to fake it 2much, I would be busted bc I know people on here and see them daily.
 
Smurfy said:
lol seat belt division. i love that. hahaha

i sound proper? i dont have an accent, do I.
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Naw your just very proper and well spoken from what I have heard. You just sound like safety is job #1 for you. And I already know I'm the dude that has the stick of dynamite and the stack of beer cans and says, "hey ya'll watch this shit here.":evil:
 
stilleto said:
yes, except with attitude that radar doesn't have.
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Leto my dear have I ever showed you an attitude or been anything but a gentlemen to you. They said my job was a fluke I showed you proof it wasn't. They said I was not jacked I showed them a real SB arm, so I have tried to make amens, but I have never been shitty to you.
 
myway said:
SO TRUE. Actually, not just online. IRL, chicks(and dudes) hate bad pics of themselves.... ESPECIALLY if other people will be seeing it.
BTW- im cute IRL. jus sayin.:verygood: Plus, if I tried to fake it 2much, I would be busted bc I know people on here and see them daily.
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not really my type. but yeah, I don't get too much of a "fakey" vibe from ur pics. though you do work the angles and shading quite often.

can't smell you through pics. i heard you have BO. needto told me.
 
Strongbow said:
Leto my dear have I ever showed you an attitude or been anything but a gentlemen to you. They said my job was a fluke I showed you proof it wasn't. They said I was not jacked I showed them a real SB arm, so I have tried to make amens, but I have never been shitty to you.
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no, you never have.
don't think that having an attitude is an automatic negative.
it's fine to have one.
 
KillahBee said:
not really my type. but yeah, I don't get too much of a "fakey" vibe from ur pics. though you do work the angles and shading quite often.

can't smell you through pics. i heard you have BO. needto told me.
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lol. did he say that? He has a good nose .... from a few States away.
 
stilleto said:
no, you never have.
don't think that having an attitude is an automatic negative.
it's fine to have one.
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You know I have one, a very bad one most of the time, but I have never been out of the way with you. You know us grocery store produce guys are just so mad at the world. LOL. But you know it takes very big balls to do what I do, so it does not surprise me when Joe Blow gets a lil put out with his 9 to 5 and wants to take it out on me. But thats cool I can handles it ma'am. Anyways hope you have a good day shuga pie.
 
Mods please remove "The Truth" portion of the title of this thread. @ Strongbow is a much more relative title. thank you for your time.
 
1500 said:
Mods please remove "The Truth" portion of the title of this thread. @ Strongbow is a much more relative title. thank you for your time.
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Always nice of you to sop by bro. I still love you dude. Hows your ankle or was it a knee that was giving you trouble?:verygood:
 
Strongbow said:
Always nice of you to sop by bro. I still love you dude. Hows your ankle or was it a knee that was giving you trouble?:verygood:
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ankle is fucked up forever (war injury) knee hurts (fucking bound to hurt after rollin on the mats with Lesnar and various other MMA champions) havent recovered yet.:supercool
 
1500 said:
ankle is fucked up forever (war injury) knee hurts (fucking bound to hurt after rollin on the mats with Lesnar and various other MMA champions) havent recovered yet.:supercool
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Mir will destroy Lesnar, good luck with your knees and ankles, bro
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
hey brotha remember that routine you posted was that really a routine that worked for your legs that swole helped you with?
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Yea lil bro the high volume thing has worked really well for me. The idea of squatting any weight for 30 or more reps is kinda hard to grasp but it will put you over the top. The one I posted is the exact one I use. You will puke the first couple of times, but it will get better.
 
Strongbow said:
Yea lil bro the high volume thing has worked really well for me. The idea of squatting any weight for 30 or more reps is kinda hard to grasp but it will put you over the top. The one I posted is the exact one I use. You will puke the first couple of times, but it will get better.
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youre not lying are you?

lol jk thanks bro! I wish i had your job sounds amazing. ima certified trainer and everyone thinks im bullshit cuz i kinda am but its like OK lets compare pics 90% of the trainers are probably bad, but 90% of people getting a trainer are just as stupid! hahaha
 
i didnt throw up....

but i was hella sore. couldn't walk.

and pumps were amazing when i tried his leg workout.
 
KillahBee said:
correct. however, I have enough experience to know that most of the pics chicks (dudes also) post on internets are not exactly true to what they look like IRL. Adjusted lighting, "skinny jeans", favorable camera angles, etc. Chicks aren't dumb, they know what their good and bad features are and the beauty (and safety) of the internet is that they can 100% control what version of themselves is communicated to others.

it's natural. for dudes and chicks. I've done it.
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I'm big and ugly so there isn't a camera angle that helps with that.:worried:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
youre not lying are you?

lol jk thanks bro! I wish i had your job sounds amazing. ima certified trainer and everyone thinks im bullshit cuz i kinda am but its like OK lets compare pics 90% of the trainers are probably bad, but 90% of people getting a trainer are just as stupid! hahaha
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LOL Naw my job is not amazing young bro, its just a job. The leg workout is the shit. You will start to see some changes in your quads around Wk.3. Let me know how it works for you dude.
 
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