The thread where you guess the title after seeing what's inside

[sweetnes11]

I'm so sexy,, don't you just love my new bra?

 

[hamstershaver]

Soklueles getting ready for the all you can eat pizza buffet

 

[Deterass]

 

[hamstershaver]

oh my that got me stiff

 

[SoKlueles]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DETERAS.....that was funny

 

[Athos]

Hi, I'm Gymgurl.
Do you think that a belly button piercing would make me look sexy?

 

[Athos]

Hi, it's me...Gymgurl again.
Does anybody know where a girl can get a fast bikini wax done?

 

[Athos]

Hiya...it's me again...Gymgurl.
I've been so busy baking Christmas cookies that I forgot to pay the lot rent on my trailer.

Wooops, another batch is ready, gotta go!
Girls gotta eat, ya know!

 

[Athos]

Yeah, it's me again...Gymgurl.
I'm such a pest but I forgot to ask...

You know those nasty fruit cakes that these silly people give for Christmas?

Well, I know how much people hate them so if you want to you can send them to me.

No more chia pets though, Okay?
The one's I got last year are still growing in my stretch pants.

 

[Athos]

yeah, Gymgurl again...sorry.

Forget the fruit cakes, Okay?

I just remembered....they make me fart.