The problem with todays women...

[puddlemonkey]

Ok so my buddy links me to his ex-g/f's myspace in a e-mail to laugh at something. I go to the page but it's set to private. Feeling a little ripped off after going through all that copy/paste effort with the e-mailed link, I click one of the myspace "Here are some public profiles you might find interesting:" people.


Here are some of the pics and her comments for each:

Georgous me eating at my house in Ponce de Leon

You know you want me

I'm a little aggrevated but I still look sexy

You know you love it

Don't Hate. Hell I Can't Help It That I Look This Good.

You Just Wish You Could Look As Good As Me

You Know You Wish You Could Have Me

Can You Say Sexy!!!!





















Nauseating

 

[Wulfgar]

She is begging for a steamy number 2 fo sho

 

[puddlemonkey]

Is that a picture of herself on the wall? lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Shocker!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Humanity is doomed!

 

[puddlemonkey]

You just can't make this shit up, check it out for yourself: myspace

 

[slimjim1985]

I gave up after the first couple of pics as I am already sick to my stomach. Just making it worse

 

[puddlemonkey]

I gave up after the first couple of pics as I am already sick to my stomach. Just making it worse

lol

 

[bakemeacookie]

I always go to myspace to remind myself how young americans are fucking retards and why foreigners are kicking our ass and stealing our jobs and will continue to do so.

c

 

[Mr. dB]

Yikes. I bet she has bruise marks from people touching her with ten foot poles.

They should put her picture in the margin of the dictionary next to the definition for "skag".

 

[AV8]

OMG!!! She probably asks everyone to choose there STD before banging her!! I wouldn't even piss on her!

 

[calveless wonder]

lol @ the confederate flag over the bed chick

its myspace dude, what do you expect

attention whore central, ugly chicks included

 

[ortiz34]

I think you like her Puddles

 

[Strongbow]

The only good looking thing in those fucking pics is that FLAG. I now do not want my breakfast, thanks for sharing those images you nasty fuck.

 

[KillahBee]

you ugly fucks shouldn't be so critical - if it weren't for girls like that you'd all still be virgins

 

[75th]

Is that a picture of herself on the wall? lol

ololollooloololooloolloooloollolloloollololololol

 

[ortiz34]

" you know you want it"


(barf)

 

[mrplunkey]

I foresee a flood of EF-based comments made to her pictures soon...

 

[BlueBird]

Waferboard backdrop=teh class

 

[PICK3]

I'd hit it!

 

[SouthernLord]

I think she lives in the trailer court across the street.

 

[PhoenixS]

fabulous

 

[shrimp poboy]

Damn those whores are ugly

 

[Mr. dB]

you ugly fucks shouldn't be so critical - if it weren't for girls like that you'd all still be virgins

I may be an ogre, but everything I've ever nailed in the past 34 years has been several orders of magnitude better than that. I've never been drunk enough to stoop that low.

 

[Strongbow]

There are worse things than jacking your dick and this bitch falls into the worse things catagory. Funny thing is that when the bitch smiled she seemed to still have all her teeth.

 

[miplank]

those pics were taken in strongbows basement.

 

[SouthernLord]

those pics were taken in strongbows basement.

Trailers don't have basements bro

 

[miplank]

Trailers don't have basements bro

oh, my bad...It was still taken at SB's house though. You can tell by the mossy oak and confederate flags.

 

[Strongbow]

oh, my bad...It was still taken at SB's house though. You can tell by the mossy oak and confederate flags.

LOL, wait till you see the ones I have of your wife, Bitch. They were taken in your bedroom.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

you ugly fucks shouldn't be so critical - if it weren't for girls like that you'd all still be virgins

Actually if it were me I'd take the virginity over one of those nasties. Self respect ftw!

 

[PICK3]

those pics were taken in strongbows basement.

StrongMo has an aversion to the vag

just sayin'

 

[SouthernLord]

LOL, wait till you see the ones I have of your wife, Bitch. They were taken in your bedroom.

Do they involve a rebel flag bikini and a deer antler dildo???

 

[Strongbow]

StrongMo has an aversion to the vag

just sayin'

You fucking homo you would like to think that i'd fuck a guy, that way I guess in your mind there would still be a chance for you. But really the only dude I would do would be Mitch. LOL

 

[puddlemonkey]

I think you like her Puddles

I think you're about to get stabbed in the eye with a cock.

 

[SpyWizard]

i can't fix stupid..

stupid is as stupid does..

run forest.. run away..

 

[Strongbow]

Do they involve a rebel flag bikini and a deer antler dildo???

Yes those are the ones. have I PM'd them to you already? I got a Mountian Dew bottle shoved in her ass too, using it for a spit cup. LOL

 

[bigtravis]

I'd do er in the pooper.

 

[SouthernLord]

Yes those are the ones. have I PM'd them to you already? I got a Mountian Dew bottle shoved in her ass too, using it for a spit cup. LOL

lol

Copenhagen enema ftw

 

[Strongbow]

lol

Copenhagen enema ftw

Yes my friend you are my southern brutha. PM me them digits where we can talk, maybe you can understand me. LOL

 

[puddlemonkey]

I now do not want my breakfast, thanks for sharing those images you nasty fuck.

How's that snuff you bought yesterday while we were on the phone? Good stuff? (redneck)

 

[Strongbow]

How's that snuff you bought yesterday while we were on the phone? Good stuff? (redneck)

SSSSSSHHHHHHSSSHHSH Bitch. But yea got my last dip a sec ago. Time to make a run. No redneck, just a good ole southern boy.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Are those real captions?

 

[OMEGA]

She is begging for a steamy number 2 fo sho

lol

 

[OMEGA]

tha sad thing is 90% of dood here would hit that

 

[puddlemonkey]

Are those real captions?

Yes! I linked her myspace for others to see for themselves.

 

[puddlemonkey]

tha sad thing is 90% of dood here would hit that

At least!

 

[miplank]

At least!

including yourself?

 

[puddlemonkey]

including yourself?

 

[wootoom]

Good bros in here

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Yes! I linked her myspace for others to see for themselves.

OMFG nasty

 

[puddlemonkey]

OMFG nasty

Yep. Describes a lot of american female youths though.

 

[miplank]

haha, I knew it!

 

[iggy]

man puddles, your ex is sexy!

 

[puddlemonkey]

man puddles, your ex is sexy!

No. Just no.

 

[iggy]

only kidding bro

 

[puddlemonkey]

only kidding bro

Where's all yer k?

 

[javaguru]

Humanity is doomed!

Did she tell him that she had birth control covered and he actually believed her...just sayin'.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[jaybois]

Typically Florida trash!

 

[*ebony*]

women hater?

 

[puddlemonkey]

women hater?

Arrogant stuck up bish hater. Especially if unfounded.

 

[*ebony*]

hahaha, well that's ok then....i think.lol

 

[chewyxrage]

oh my F'ing god.

Bitch is white trash central.

I might hit that if I was single and 34 beers deep.

That playboy tat is the worst shit. I think I see a touch of Downs in her face.



Fetal alcohol syndrome baby 'fo sure.



She's lucky she made it out of the dumpster (prom night dumpster baby!)

 

[Strongbow]

Arrogant stuck up bish hater. Especially if unfounded.

You hate women because of your ejaculation issues. The first step in solving a problem is admitting you have one. So let's stop blaming women and let the healing begin. Remember we all and support you.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You hate women because of your ejaculation issues. The first step in solving a problem is admitting you have one. So let's stop blaming women and let the healing begin. Remember we all and support you.

wtf are you doing up at this hour?

 

[Strongbow]

wtf are you doing up at this hour?

Wife had to go to work today, so she likes to wake Big papa up and get her rocks off before she goes. Then I just get the fuck on up and drink some coffee.

 

[Strongbow]

Its like 7am here. WTF are you doing up its like 4am there?

 

[Mr. dB]

She's lucky she made it out of the dumpster (prom night dumpster baby!)

Our loss is her gain.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Its like 7am here. WTF are you doing up its like 4am there?

I'm not married, I do as I please.

 

[Strongbow]

I'm not married, I do as I please.

LOL Good Point

 

[bruce9241]

The problem with women nowadays is they all want the same rights men have, but none of them can withstand a punch to the face like men.

 

[Strongbow]

The problem with women nowadays is they all want the same rights men have, but none of them can withstand a punch to the face like men.

Dude the problem with todays women, is now adays they are born with more mouth than poosi. Use to be they just had a lot of poosi to give and not much to say. Now they got a bunch to say and not really very much poosi to give.

 

[puddlemonkey]

The problem with women nowadays is they all want the same rights men have, but none of them can withstand a punch to the face like men.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude