The official Hammy vs. KB NFL pick em thread

[bran987]

wish I could sit at home and watch football today.

 

[Raina]

wish I could sit at home and watch football today.

But instead you have another busy day planned at the strip club?

 

[hamstershaver]

where the hell is

with his picks?

 

[KillahBee]

Car, over on both
Den, over on both

 

[Spartacus]

denver

 

[hamstershaver]

did i win? i still dont quite understand your tiebreakers

 

[KillahBee]

We split....again. you won the pitt game cause you picked the spread correctly.

I won the Car game cause we both lost the spread, but I won the first tiebreaker (o/u).


cheater

 

[Smurfy]

:sawastea:

 

[hamstershaver]

interesting opening line pitt -4

 

[KillahBee]

interesting opening line pitt -4

it was -3 this morning at like 6am.

 

[hamstershaver]

it was -3 this morning at like 6am.

never a doubt the public was going to bet them up
the public are sheep
baaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[hamstershaver]

bumb for an o/u total and an o/u on the turnovers

 

[KillahBee]

gimme a minute to get unhungover and apologize to a chick that I called a "disrespectful whore monger" last night.

 

[KillahBee]

okay, she's not as pissed as I thought she would be. goddamn Jack Daniels gets me every time.

spread: 4 (Pitt is favored)
o/u: 47
o/u turnovers: 2.5

let's also make these picks, just in case:
which team will turn the ball over first
which team wins the opening coin toss
how many calories klu will consume today

 

[KillahBee]

PMd my picks to 4everhung

 

[hamstershaver]

PMd my picks to 4everhung

cheater

 

[KillahBee]

agreed

 

[KillahBee]

lemme know when you PM your picks and we'll post em

 

[hamstershaver]

seattle +4
total under
turnovers over
seattle turns it over 1st
seattle wins the toss
klu eats 5700 calories by halftime then goes on an eating binge and tops 12000 total but finishes it off with a diet pepsi to watch her waistline

 

[KillahBee]

Pitt -4
Over (47)
Over turnovers (2.5)
Sea
Sea
Klu takes down 17,000 calories, mostly via her special Cupcake Surprise washed down with a nice cup of meatballs. she also utilizes her patented Chips and Dip, which is actually thinly slices cupcakes dipped in a blend of lard and cupcakes for the dip.

 

[SoKlueles]

you both suck
and i mean peckers too

 

[KillahBee]

Hi hammy

 

[hamstershaver]

add it up and tell me the damages































cheater

 

[KillahBee]

End results (which can be verified by reading this entire abortion of a thread and taking notes like I just did. I have my intern, Bran, working on creating a pie chart and graph to explain further):

Reg season: Hammy owes KB 9,000 k points
Playoffs: Hammy owes KB 20,000 points
Playoffs explained: we bet 5k, 5k, 10k, and 10k on the Wild Card week, Div week, Conf ch. week, and SB, respectively.
Hammy won Wild Card - 5k
KB won Div week - 5k (so throw out these 2 weeks)
Conf ch - push 10k to SB week
SB - KB wins the 10k from SB week and the 10k that rolled over from Conf ch

Final K points owed to KB:
29,000

If soklu could take a pic of hammy shaking and tearing up a little as he hits the confirm button in the k store, that would be helpful.

 

[hamstershaver]

no fucking way im giving you that much karma!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KillahBee]

LMFAO!!!! I knew it - here we go!

 

[HS Lifter]

no fucking way im giving you that much karma!!!!!!!!!!!

Cough it up you stingy bastard.
lol

 

[KillahBee]

Thanks hammy (stingy little bastard couldn't even account for the tax...)

Fun year betting (for me at least). Thanks for playing along and making it interesting.