She'll scream out "Cory" 'cause that's where her mind will be and it'll piss Vernon off.
He'll ask, "Who's this Cory chap?" Old people use the word "chap".
You won't be able to explain who it is.
"It's ... umm ... this ... umm. Well see there's this site I visit, and well ... umm ... this guy ... umm. I don't really understand it, but you, Vernon, you're no Cory."
A white guy named Vernon is virtually guaranteed to live life in a trailer park. That's like a black guy named Alphonso, you can bet he'll be hooked on crack at some point.