*** The First Annual Elite Gay Muscle Man Sex Party Is Almost Here!! ***

[May1010]

Things to do:

1) Pick up dog tags and chrome cock ring from the engravers'.

2) Enema x 3

3) Trim pubes back to a managable level

4) Wax chest and ass

5) Kegal exercises

6) Get jock good and sweaty

7) Triple my Clomid dosages

8) Pick up copy of "The Ass Master" on DVD

9) Make sure ice packs are in freezer for when I get home

10) Get my thank you notes ready






... am I missing anything here?

 

[velvett]

Recharge the batteries on the Digital Video Camera.

 

[havoc]

You forgot lubed up bowling pins to get you warmed up.

 

[rnch]

preparation H for the days after the party ends!

 

[Murman]

I can see this post is going to be funny and a pain in the ASS

 

[rnch]

re: pain in the ass.....

......that's what the preparation H is for!





may, are u REALLY gonna leave elite? gonna miss ya, dude!

 

[May1010]

Which one of you Adolfs moved this post from the chat board?

*shame*


*shame*


*shame*

 

[May1010]

you forgot to bring your HIV testing kit...

This will be a safe sex party!

 

[HYOOGEMOFO]

 

[musclepig]

May, you can ditch the enemas. We have a special attachment for our shower that Bull installed on Saturday. I can show you how it works on Thursday.