The finger test... a guy thang

[frorider6]

And Frorider-you don't have to worry-I let my husband shave me and he gets rid of ALL of it!!

You shouldn't "let" your husband do it. You should do it yourself for him.

But props to you for maintaining your kitty.

 

[casavant]

A shaved pussy should be shaved frequently, but even a couple days worth of stubble has never bothered me too much. I love the visual of a shaved pussy, swelled with sexual arousal, stretched around my hard cock. ....Damn, where's my baby oil?

 

[Sexual Mustard]

actually, I fingered my ex's asshole while she was blowing me. I was surprised she let me do it (at that time we were just starting to date). Her head was down and busy, so I decided to take a whiff of my finger. Odd smell, but not repulsive. Then I messed with her anus some more while she was polishing my pole. I once again checked to see if she was looking, then tasted my finger. Then I thought, "Interesting...." . Then I tossed her salad.

 

[Godly1]

my dad's friend told me once to get a little ear wax on your finger first. if the ear wax causes her to scream then run like hell. don't know if it's true or not but i still remember him telling me that.

 

[casavant]

actually, I fingered my ex's asshole while she was blowing me. I was surprised she let me do it (at that time we were just starting to date). Her head was down and busy, so I decided to take a whiff of my finger. Odd smell, but not repulsive. Then I messed with her anus some more while she was polishing my pole. I once again checked to see if she was looking, then tasted my finger. Then I thought, "Interesting...." . Then I tossed her salad.

Been there, done that. Ain't it fun? Hairy assholes are out of the question, though.

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

Then I messed with her anus some more while she was polishing my pole. I once again checked to see if she was looking, then tasted my finger. Then I thought, "Interesting...." . Then I tossed her salad.

ROFL!!!


That ear wax thing sounds totally bazar. If she dosent scream, them you get to eat a cooch with an ear wax suprise?!?! Yumm

I was dipping my finger in this girls bunghole once, when I pulled it out there was a dingle berry on my finger nail and the smell was neasuating.... ruined the moment.

 

[casavant]

I was dipping my finger in this girls bunghole once, when I pulled it out there was a dingle berry on my finger nail and the smell was neasuating.... ruined the moment.

She must have had a wee turtle head poking out!

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

She must have had a wee turtle head poking out!

Yeah, she had enough crap on deck to choke a donkey!

hehehehe

 

[casavant]

Yeah, she had enough crap on deck to choke a donkey!

hehehehe

So what did you do after you saw the shit on your finger? Did she find out how repulsed you were? Did you still fuck her?

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

She smelled it at the same time that i saw it. She turned bright red and said "Oh my god, I'm sooo embarrassed, I shouldn't have asked you to do that" I said "no worries" and went into the bathroom and washed my hands. No, we didn't knock the boots that night. But we did get buck wild a few days later.

She loved it when I would stick things up her butt while we had sex. Ever try that? You can feel it! it's kinda cool. She would ask me to lick her butthole sometimes and it would make her cum instantly.... wierd!!

luckily that was the only dingleberry incident though