The fart thread!!

[Ffactor]

Everytime you fart I want you to post up on this thread. This way we will know how many times we fart throughout the day and who farts the most.
Thanks!
Ffactor!!

 

[Y_lifter]

#2

or ,,, never mind

 

[notoriousQQ]

* ahem *

 

[notoriousQQ]

* over here *

 

[duritz]

dude, i fart so much i couldnt post how many times i do it. I'd say about 200 times a day at least. And these aren't little dinky farts either. These are the rumble the pictures on the wall, check your pants for stains kinda farts.

 

[distanced]

I've had the squirty ones too many times to count today!

ewwww I think that one leaked a little

 

[gsxr1000]

Protein farts make the world go 'round................uuhhhh, ahhhhhh!!!!


Just made my daily contribution to the Earth's rotation.

 

[Ffactor]

Just ripped a couple, no stinky.

 

[Derivative]

Just ripped a couple, no stinky.

Those ones suck especially when with your buddies. Even worse is when trying to light one and the fart just blows out the flame. Rough day. LOL

 

[WODIN]

I average about 6 to 8 sbds a day.

 

[the nature boy]

I got the kind of farts that make me wish I wasn't wearing light colored pants.

 

[Derivative]

Those are the best farts! Nothing better than a token of your efforts!

 

[ajtomasi]

yeah, i fart a lot

 

[Lumberg]

I'll be sure to update.

 

[Firebaall]

If I posted each time, I'd surpass Smallmovesal in daily posts......


lmao, her average posts per day are still most likely insane due to simple averages.

 

[Firebaall]

LMAO.....


I had to look.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=11866

She still is getting an average of over 20/day. hehe

 

[duritz]

dude i farted for 12 secs straight today. it rocked!!!!! i timed it too!!!!

 

[Derivative]

Can anybody here fart on command? That would be awesome!

 

[HANSEL]

I heard my Mom fart today, It was kinda weird.

 

[Ffactor]

I heard my Mom fart today, It was kinda weird.

How loud was it? Is your mom fat? I've only heard squeaky farts from women like a long psssssssssssssssssss!

 

[duritz]

Can anybody here fart on command? That would be awesome!

I can almost fart on command sometimes. Depends on what i eat.

 

[Nathan]

Do you have any idea how much time it would take t come back here and post every time I fart?

Besides "fart" should be spelled "Ffart" in this thread.

 

[theoak01]

I had some wicked ass farts all night due to large meat intake today(throughout the day I ate hamburger helper I made last night) I the girl in the desk next to me at work was gonna pass out,I estimate atleast 70 since 430 is when they got bad

 

[Zander1983]

I am an elite farter.

 

[duritz]

my record for farting is 8 times in a row. they were all real, pretty decent sized ones too. Of course by the last few i was about to shit my pants cuz i was trying to squeeze them out.

 

[Lumberg]

I think this thread is pretty silly.

You can just assume that all BBers have very high gas output due to the protein.

It's like asking fat women to report when their pussy stinks. The answer is ALL THE TIME except for just after a shower.

 

[Ffactor]

Hello!

 

[Ffactor]

Dizzzaaaammm!! My only one for the day!

 

[Ffactor]

Two good one's!