The Book is officially open. I`m now taking bets on the Lumberg/Smurfy Sex meetup.

[gonelifting]

I`m taking all bets other than shit including farm animals and stuff. Place the amount you want to bet and I`ll figure and give odds on the degree of difficulty it will take to obtain it. These are some events...

Time of actual deed (any given one)

Who initiates

Who calls back the other person first

Do they start calling each other pet names under their member name like "Biteme`s chewtoy"

Entrance #3

One does`nt even show up

They both don`t show up

They`re both one person

They`re both Nathan

They`re both Digger

They have a good time and that`s it. PERIOD

They want to have a good time but they can`t due to. PERIOD

They have a horrible time and say they had a good time.

They get hit by a car on the way over. (more odds for Lumberg because of his slowness and lack of agility)

They meet up with someone else and not even know it (and end up marrying that person and find out 20 years later it was all a setup but they have 3 kids and can`t really kill them)

One of their cars does`nt start and they cancel.

They find out they live next door to each other.

OK That`s it. PLace your bets or tell me what you want and I`ll take it.

 

[jerseyart]

They get together, have incredible sex (incredible because everyone Lumberg knows thinks he's gay), and quickly elope. When Smurfy takes him home to meet mom, her mother collapses on the floor in shock. After she's revived, they find out that Lumberg was given up for adoption, and that they are brother and sister, conjoined twins actually, and neither believes it until they check their matching scars.

But no one here will beieve the incredible truth until they provide pics

That shit happens to me all the time.

 

[gonelifting]

They get together, have incredible sex (incredible because everyone Lumberg knows thinks he's gay), and quickly elope. When Smurfy takes him home to meet mom, her mother collapses on the floor in shock. After she's revived, they find out that Lumberg was given up for adoption, and that they are brother and sister, conjoined twins actually, and neither believes it until they check their matching scars.

But no one here will beieve the incredible truth until they provide pics

That shit happens to me all the time.

A $50 bet on that would win you $100,000. How much you in for?

Next!

 

[jerseyart]

F$%^in A. That's a sucker bet/

Put me down for a grand.

 

[gonelifting]

Done.

Next!

 

[Lestat]

$10 bucks says Smurfy shaves clean just before this so called platonic meetup.

 

[gonelifting]

$10 bucks says Smurfy shaves clean just before this so called platonic meetup.

That`s 6-5 odds bro. wtf? $100 will get you $120. How much? I`ll put you down for $10, let me know if you change your mind.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I say she doesn't nail him, but he tries. $5.

 

[gonelifting]

I say she doesn't nail him, but he tries. $5.

$5 will win you $3 dollars.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

$5 will win you $3 dollars.

Not bad considering the odds are 4:1 in my favor.