LOL, that was funny.
In all seriousness, there were several things you did wrong.
For any healthy, well-functioning male to do 50 mgs is A MISTAKE. Period. FAR too much man.
Most healthy males can do 25 mgs, or 12.5, easily and feel a great effect. More than enough.
Plus, you did not do it sublingually anyway.
What you can do is chew and CRUSH it into a powder. Then HOLD the powder between your gum and cheek. DON’T LET IT SIT ON YOUR TONGUE OR TRY TO SWALLOW IT (another mistake).
Holding it between cheek and gum with aid absorption (rate and amount) and also keep it AWAY from your taste buds. Plus, the powdered form has a tendency to severely dry out that area of the mouth that it is in (like your tongue or throat if you try and swallow it), making it LINGER AND TASTE WORSE.