The Bad Bro Klub

[AAP]

post up here if you a bad bro.

best come stepping with some examples to cement your bad bro status on here. Got an EF rep? Prove it.

any fucking good bro schmoes showing up gonna get a whupping.

 

[H_T_]

.........

 

[AAP]

Ok, you in.

 

[chewyxrage]

This thread is going to be like an All You Can Bro Rape Buffet.

 

[samoth]

In.



:badcow:

 

[FISHTALES]

I fuck on the first date, and i wont return your calls. oh, and that little do not remove tag on your mattress....Ill rip it off

 

[needtogetaas]

I am so bad i could just wait for some one else to say my name,but i dont feel like waiting tonight.

 

[mountain muscle]

Stealing my idea is Bad Bro shit AAP. Welcome to the club.

 

[AAP]

I fuck on the first date, and i wont return your calls. oh, and that little do not remove tag on your mattress....Ill rip it off

Bro, we talking about shit you do on EF. Ever been banned? Ever been in conventry? Ever been publically reprimanded?

Dude that real life shit don't carry no weight here.

 

[needtogetaas]

I fuck on the first date, and i wont return your calls. oh, and that little do not remove tag on your mattress....Ill rip it off

ill piss in your bed.

 

[Spartacus]

more like Bored Bro Club

 

[mountain muscle]

more like Bored Bro Club

You need to post some Nazi crap in here to be considered.

 

[p0ink]

i used to have a lot of enemies...probably because i would routinely hit below the belt and post some outlandish shit.

now...i get along with pretty much everyone.

 

[mountain muscle]

i used to have a lot of enemies...probably because i would routinely hit below the belt and post some outlandish shit.

now...i get along with pretty much everyone.

Commie Pinko scum.

Still in Boulder?

 

[Mavafanculo]

......

hmmm naked tranny avatars in a past life, and anal rape by a horse K pics in my current incarnation come to mind - plus I hate GW

IN?

 

[p0ink]

still a student. still in boulder.

 

[-SD-]

Peaches2, or whatever that bitch's name was.

 

[hotzie]

ive been timed out and warned about being banded few times lol

can i play wiht you guys?

 

[AAP]

ive been timed out and warned about being banded few times lol

can i play wiht you guys?

Mostly definately, you da bad one.

So far we got :

Me
Stilleto (cause we the same depending on which computer I log in on)
Samoooooooth
Hotzie
p0ink
Human Target
Fishtales--- got potential but needs to do some kind of dastardly deed to show his heart is black enough
needtogetas - almost there... (start a e-fight bro and welcome aboard)
4everhung - hurry up and get drunk bro, stop being a Nancy

Who else?

 

[hotzie]

Mostly definately, you da bad one.

So far we got :

Me
Stilleto (cause we the same depending on which computer I log in on)
Samoooooooth
Hotzie
p0ink
Human Target
Fishtales--- got potential but needs to do some kind of dastardly deed to show his heart is black enough
needtogetas - almost there... (start a e-fight bro and welcome aboard)
4everhung - hurry up and get drunk bro, stop being a Nancy

Who else?

fuckin sweet , can i be important in the club?

 

[the_clockwork]

I've fucked all your sister's

 

[AAP]

I've fucked all your sister's

Our sisters are trannies.

You got to try harder than that.

 

[needtogetaas]

Mostly definately, you da bad one.

So far we got :

Me
Stilleto (cause we the same depending on which computer I log in on)
Samoooooooth
Hotzie
p0ink
Human Target
Fishtales--- got potential but needs to do some kind of dastardly deed to show his heart is black enough
needtogetas - almost there... (start a e-fight bro and welcome aboard)
4everhung - hurry up and get drunk bro, stop being a Nancy

Who else?

fuck this club and fuck this shit I got nothing to prove I am going back to having my fun.out

 

[AAP]

fuck this club and fuck this shit I got nothing to prove I am going back to having my fun.out

Quitter.

Let's add Mountain Muscle to the gang too.

Oh ya'll heard? Needto aint' bad enough for us. We don't need no amateurs around here.

*evil cackle*

 

[the-short-one]

Digger and numerous other people flamed me during the "radar saga", if that counts. Oh, and I consider Galaxy a friend. That should make me a shoe in.

Plus, I've got naked pictures of HT. not sharing, though.

 

[the_clockwork]

Our sisters are trannies.

You got to try harder than that.

I tried to g bomb digger once and got band!

 

[AAP]

Digger and numerous other people flamed me during the "radar saga", if that counts. Oh, and I consider Galaxy a friend. That should make me a shoe in.

Plus, I've got naked pictures of HT. not sharing, though.

Yeah you bad enough.

We should all put random mug shots in our avatars so everybody know we bad and just e-deliquints.

 

[needtogetaas]

Quitter.

Let's add Mountain Muscle to the gang too.

Oh ya'll heard? Needto aint' bad enough for us. We don't need no amateurs around here.

*evil cackle*

fuck I made the nedto board.you know how much shit I got into for that.no one has toped the badness that board brought about yet.no one.thats just the tip of my badness.I am in a club of my own.

 

[mountain muscle]

fuck I made the nedto board.you know how much shit I got into for that.no one has toped the badness that board brought about yet.no one.thats just the tip of my badness.I am in a club of my own.

Yeah the short bus bros.

 

[H_T_]

Digger and numerous other people flamed me during the "radar saga", if that counts. Oh, and I consider Galaxy a friend. That should make me a shoe in.

Plus, I've got naked pictures of HT. not sharing, though.

TSO is bad. i'll dress like a pirate and she can sit on my shoulder.

 

[UA_Iron]

I need not point out why I should be in this club.

 

[beefcake28]

I don't care if you think I should be in teh klub or not.












p.s. anyone who thinks I shouldn't be included can fuck off...

 

[UA_Iron]

I have touched on this idea before:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436894&highlight=bad+bro

 

[AAP]

fuck I made the nedto board.you know how much shit I got into for that.no one has toped the badness that board brought about yet.no one.thats just the tip of my badness.I am in a club of my own.

Note that I said your "badness" was to be related to THIS board.

You board couldn't have been all that bad... I never visited it.

 

[needtogetaas]

Yeah the short bus bros.

shows how much you know.I walked to school.now stop post stacking me dick head.

 

[the-short-one]

 

[AAP]

I need not point out why I should be in this club.

Why?

I don't have time to consult the user notes on all the members here.

 

[the-short-one]

TSO is bad. i'll dress like a pirate and she can sit on my shoulder.

can I poo on your shoulder, too?

 

[UA_Iron]

Why?

I don't have time to consult the user notes on all the members here.

I hate all things good. And I think donkey punching is cool.

 

[needtogetaas]

Note that I said your "badness" was to be related to THIS board.

You board couldn't have been all that bad... I never visited it.

like I said I dont want in this guy bad bro club.

 

[H_T_]

can I poo on your shoulder, too?

no.

 

[AAP]

......

hmmm naked tranny avatars in a past life, and anal rape by a horse K pics in my current incarnation come to mind - plus I hate GW

IN?

You know the weird thing about that K? I know a man that actually has one almost that size. Fucking monster. And because of the sheer size of it, people let him treat them like shit and get away with.

 

[AAP]

like I said I dont want in this guy bad bro club.

You know deep down, you really do.

 

[mountain muscle]

shows how much you know.I walked to school.now stop post stacking me dick head.

lol. Helmet and all I bet. Left 2 hours before school started for the 1/4 mile jaunt?
It's okay, you can log off and hide again little lady.

 

[mountain muscle]

You know deep down, you really do.

He is a good bro, that should be an auto disqualifier.

 

[needtogetaas]

lol. Helmet and all I bet. Left 2 hours before school started for the 1/4 mile jaunt?
It's okay, you can log off and hide again little lady.

fucking please nothing you can say would make me log of.I log of when ever the fuck I feel like it.like I would give a shit about your school girl name calling antics
dont kid your self little girl.

 

[the_clockwork]

sup needtogetlaid?

 

[H_T_]

y'all are better than this.

 

[the-short-one]

y'all are better than this.

not me. I like the gutter.

 

[the_clockwork]

y'all are better than this.

needto is my ho bro.. we go way back.. we use to pick e fights everyday

 

[samoth]

What's with all the good bros posting up in this thread? Lose that sense of belonging with Lestat not posting 70 PPD anymore?

 

[H_T_]

not me. I like the gutter.

wasn't talkin' to you, Pumpkin...

 

[the_clockwork]

What's with all the good bros posting up in this thread? Lose that sense of belonging with Lestat not posting 70 PPD anymore?

Samoth, you like cows and you are good at physics so I got a question for you...


Is it possible for a cow to jump over the moon or was that story my parents use to tell me complete bullshit?

 

[the-short-one]

 

[needtogetaas]

needto is my ho bro.. we go way back.. we use to pick e fights everyday

true friends start out fighting.lol we had some fun.

 

[mountain muscle]

fucking please nothing you can say would make me log of.I log of when ever the fuck I feel like it.like I would give a shit about your school girl name calling antics
dont kid your self little girl.

I concede.

You are way too stupid to even bother with anymore. Go make me something to eat bitch.

 

[the-short-one]

 

[needtogetaas]

Samoth, you like cows and you are good at physics so I got a question for you...


Is it possible for a cow to jump over the moon or was that story my parents use to tell me complete bullshit?

they made it a song bro.it has to be true.

when ya coming home son.

 

[the-short-one]

last one. lolol my favorite:

 

[samoth]

Samoth, you like cows and you are good at physics so I got a question for you...


Is it possible for a cow to jump over the moon or was that story my parents use to tell me complete bullshit?

It's totally true. Researchers at NASA and a bunch of gunners at WUSTL published papers about it a few years back. Some sordid prof at Penn State tried to disprove it, but was immediately dismissed due to his tenure at a festering TTT in decline.

 

[needtogetaas]

I concede.

You are way too stupid to even bother with anymore. Go make me something to eat bitch.

ill make the one you always ask me for.hot steaming dick smothered in a creamy
wight fruit of a loom sauce.always shuts you the fuck up.

 

[the_clockwork]

It's totally true. Researchers at NASA and a bunch of gunners at WUSTL published papers about it a few years back. Some sordid prof at Penn State tried to disprove it, but was immediately dismissed due to his tenure at a festering TTT in decline.

But wouldn't the cow just continue orbiting around the moon?

 

[mountain muscle]

ill make the one you always ask me for.hot steaming dick smothered in a creamy
wight fruit of a loom sauce.always shuts you the fuck up.

You seriously have a dick fetish ma'am.

I could use your toothpick after a decent meal to get between the teeth.

 

[needtogetaas]

You seriously have a dick fetish ma'am.

I could use your toothpick after a decent meal to get between the teeth.

who said anything about my dick.you eye balling me fagot.

 

[redguru]

It's totally true. Researchers at NASA and a bunch of gunners at WUSTL published papers about it a few years back. Some sordid prof at Penn State tried to disprove it, but was immediately dismissed due to his tenure at a festering TTT in decline.

WTF!

I tried to bomb you for this obvious slur. BTW, PSU 12, Purdue 0.

 

[the_clockwork]

You seriously have a dick fetish ma'am.

I could use your toothpick after a decent meal to get between the teeth.

mountain muscle that's what I think of your lame comebacks. Calling someone "ma'am" is more formal than insulting. Go back to the drawing board. You probably have gyno juice monkey

 

[redguru]

Bro, we talking about shit you do on EF. Ever been banned? Ever been in conventry? Ever been publically reprimanded?

Dude that real life shit don't carry no weight here.

I have been reprimanded for registering a URL that linked back to another site, so I guess that makes me a bad bro.

 

[beefcake28]

You seriously have a dick fetish ma'am.

I could use your toothpick after a decent meal to get between the teeth.

When are you gonna quit being a bitch and meet-up with Juiceddreadlocks and I? I don't think you have the balls to hang with us...

 

[mountain muscle]

mountain muscle that's what I think of your lame comebacks. Calling someone "ma'am" is more formal than insulting. Go back to the drawing board. You probably have gyno juice monkey

Who the fuck are you? Go back to sucking needless' cawk.

 

[needtogetaas]

I have been reprimanded for registering a URL that linked back to another site, so I guess that makes me a bad bro.

lol I remember that.I am sorry bro.

 

[samoth]

But wouldn't the cow just continue orbiting around the moon?

Cows are actually very massive -- so much so, that when one attempts to jump over the moon, the mass of the cow and the earth (which are nearly the same order of magnitude) mutually attract each other. Since we all know that earth is held in it's orbit by Newton's laws of motion, it cannot move, and thus the cow feels the entire force of gravity pulling it back onto the earth's surface.

 

[the_clockwork]

Who the fuck are you? Go back to sucking needless' cawk.

Bitch I was here well before.

 

[redguru]

Cows are actually very massive -- so much so, that when one attempts to jump over the moon, the mass of the cow and the earth (which are nearly the same order of magnitude) mutually attract each other. Since we all know that earth is held in it's orbit by Newton's laws of motion, it cannot move, and thus the cow feels the entire force of gravity pulling it back onto the earth's surface.

Nearly the same order of magnitude? What units?

 

[mountain muscle]

When are you gonna quit being a bitch and meet-up with Juiceddreadlocks and I? I don't think you have the balls to hang with us...

Once I get this fucked up work situation cleared up. I haven't been on the slopes in about 4 years. would be fun to get back in the snow though.

 

[samoth]

WTF!

I tried to bomb you for this obvious slur. BTW, PSU 12, Purdue 0.

 

[beefcake28]

Nearly the same order of magnitude? What units?

That's what I was wondering...

 

[needtogetaas]

Bitch I was here well before.

lol he dont know his ass from his elbow around these parts dose he.

 

[mountain muscle]

Bitch I was here well before.

Too bad you came back to latch onto a useless dick like you have.

 

[the_clockwork]

Cows are actually very massive -- so much so, that when one attempts to jump over the moon, the mass of the cow and the earth (which are nearly the same order of magnitude) mutually attract each other. Since we all know that earth is held in it's orbit by Newton's laws of motion, it cannot move, and thus the cow feels the entire force of gravity pulling it back onto the earth's surface.

What about the relationship between centripetal acceleration, radius of orbit and frequency and period of things in circular motion?

 

[needtogetaas]

bad chose bro.lol now lets have some fun.this could last a wile to.lmao

 

[mountain muscle]

lol he dont know his ass from his elbow around these parts dose he.

LMAO that you gave me red and have to always have someone come to your aid when someone treats you like you treat them.
Fucking down's baby.

 

[the_clockwork]

Too bad you came back to latch onto a useless dick like you have.

no such thing as a useless dick. just someone that doesn't know how to use it, someone like yourself, I guess

 

[needtogetaas]

LMAO that you gave me red and have to always have someone come to your aid when someone treats you like you treat them.
Fucking down's baby.

time for talking is over bro save it.

 

[samoth]

Nearly the same order of magnitude? What units?

While the slug is a somewhat uncommon unit of mass in today's age, the cow is an often forgotten archaic unit of mass used by ancient egyptions, who were well known for their worship of the cow. Symbols of cows were often used in the egyptian numerical system, where the cow represented the highest possible integer in their numbering system. Further, vases and shrines were lavishly decorated with symbolic pictures of the egyptian cow-god, many of which can be found even today in museums around the world.

 

[mountain muscle]

Lmao thanks for proving my point needless. Gifting plat to your reinforcements. Do you dishwashers do the cooking for you too?

 

[samoth]

What about the relationship between centripetal acceleration, radius of orbit and frequency and period of things in circular motion?

Naw, we set all that shit equal to one and let the engineers deal with it later.

 

[the_clockwork]

Lmao thanks for proving my point needless. Gifting plat to your reinforcements. Do you dishwashers do the cooking for you too?

"reinforcements"?? They are called these things called "friends".. invest in some, you'd be less angry

 

[mountain muscle]

"reinforcements"?? They are called these things called "friends".. invest in some, you'd be less angry

I am not angry, far from it actually. I don't need chat board friends to boost my self esteem like you. You got involved when you didn't have to, because needless can't fight for himself.

 

[jacked clown]

I do need chat board friends its all i have

 

[redguru]

While the slug is a somewhat uncommon unit of mass in today's age, the cow is an often forgotten archaic unit of mass used by ancient egyptions, who were well known for their worship of the cow. Symbols of cows were often used in the egyptian numerical system, where the cow represented the highest possible integer in their numbering system. Further, vases and shrines were lavishly decorated with symbolic pictures of the egyptian cow-god, many of which can be found even today in museums around the world.

So 1 cow = x slugs? Does that include France where slugs are weighted down by butter?

 

[beefcake28]

Once I get this fucked up work situation cleared up. I haven't been on the slopes in about 4 years. would be fun to get back in the snow though.

Slopes don't matter... They are just an added bonus. I'm talking about grabbin' some drinks one of these nights.

 

[the_clockwork]

Naw, we set all that shit equal to one and let the engineers deal with it later.

you physic people!! You got a M.D?

 

[youngguns]

...

 

[mountain muscle]

Hey Needto,

Don't forget to send me a pm to red Mountain Muscle too. Fight your own battles you useless retard.

 

[the_clockwork]

So much hate. Don't lose sleep tonight"!

 

[mountain muscle]

Slopes don't matter... They are just an added bonus. I'm talking about grabbin' some drinks one of these nights.

I get back Friday from Houston for the interview. Might have to meet with the DD coordinator here in denver for DPLUS.
We should plan on grabbing some drinks or heading out shooting.

 

[samoth]

So 1 cow = x slugs? Does that include France where slugs are weighted down by butter?

Nah, no one really cares about France. They eat slugs, too? I thought snails were their primary delicacy.

 

[the_clockwork]

this thread sure did go in the opposite direction as planned!

 

[samoth]

you physic people!! You got a M.D?

No, M.D.s are medical doctors. They are more adept at setting their patients equal to one and letting their nurses deal with them later.

 

[myway]

Seriously, do u peeps know anything about the REAL problems going on in the world? really? If my job allowed a "bring a friend" day, I would show you. Until then, you boys play nice. MM, just tell need2 ur sorry and won't ever be a jerk, ever again.