BWAAHahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaaa!
You guys are too funny.... Scary thing? I AM REALLY LIKE THAT! I relish the fact that I embarrass the fahooties right outta my kids!
Yes, maybe someday I'll get a chance to meet ya'll in the flesh. Don't know about the training thing though.... I'll sit in the back and watch you guys bust blood vessels while shouting, "YOU GO!" between spoonfulls of Turkey Hill Butter Pecan. *cough* I mean, licks. Ice cream was meant to be enjoyed straight from a big fat freaking waffle cone.
Oh, and maybe I'll bring the purple fuzzy things to show yaz!
HEHehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhee