That's it I fucking give up

[Scotsman]

No more dating.

Now I really remember why I quit the last time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Nobledude]

so how did it go?

 

[mountain muscle]

No more dating.

Now I really remember why I quit the last time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Was she married?

 

[Aristocrat]

Bro, she wasn't a ...he, was...it?

 

[BIGBUCK$]

Bro, she wasn't a ...he, was...it?

lolllllllll

 

[ceo]

No more dating.

Now I really remember why I quit the last time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Somebody didn't get laid!!!

 

[WhistleBritches]

what did you do wrong?

 

[biggernu]

It is your obligation to tell us in great detail how it went.

 

[BIGBUCK$]

too many quiters lately

 

[biggernu]

too many quiters lately

Yea, im taking a break to. My new song is by pink, " Just you and your hand tonight."

 

[Sub-Zero]

dont give up on the act, but rather change your mentality and outlook on it.

completely re-do what dating means to you.

iv never been on a date

 

[Mr. dB]

I need closure!

 

[Arabian]

wtf happened?

 

[Arabian]

Dont leave us hanging Scottie, what HAPPENED?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

your shower curtain is really upset right now

 

[stilleto]

scots, WHERE are you looking?

unless you fart without knowing it, i am SURE there are plenty of girls who would LOVE to be with you.

you just have to find them.

 

[mountain muscle]

scots, WHERE are you looking?

unless you fart without knowing it, i am SURE there are plenty of girls who would LOVE to be with you.

you just have to find them.

Yeah, but those girls are fighting him for a spot at the all you can eat buffet. They get evils.

 

[Tatyana]

Sorry to hear that big guy.

Now that you are not interested, you probably will meet someone.

 

[EnderJE]

Sorry to hear that big guy.

Now that you are not interested, you probably will meet someone.

And his name will be Steve.

 

[Powerlifting57]

Thats no good, dating can suck massive balls!!!

Keep your chin up!


DETAILS!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Bro, she wasn't a ...he, was...it?

I doubt he'd be giving up if so.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Tatyana orange is a very attractive colour on you.

 

[mountain muscle]

Truth is she stole his skirt and outran him, with his giant basket of wings.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

hey mm, maybe you can show scots how to successfully date married wimminz

 

[jestro]

I feel the same way after I go out on a date. Don't worry bout it big fella, lotta fish in the sea.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i wish i knew what a date was like

 

[Scotsman]

scots, WHERE are you looking?

unless you fart without knowing it, i am SURE there are plenty of girls who would LOVE to be with you.

you just have to find them.

I wasn't looking just kind of got blindsided.

She seemed awesome but then again maybe I just had my head up my ass.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jestro]

Come on Scotts, lets here all the embarrassing/agravating details

 

[velvett]

I wasn't looking just kind of got blindsided.

She seemed awesome but then again maybe I just had my head up my ass.

Cheers,
Scotsman

For what it's worth I too had my head up my ass while dating (GOD I hated dating) and I found the right one.

You will too.

 

[Scotsman]

Come on Scotts, lets here all the embarrassing/agravating details

Well things seemed to be going well. Didn't get to spend a whole lot of time together due to various things. Then this week she seems distant/off. Then come to find out last night she's started seeing someone else.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[crazyjoe]

No more dating.

Now I really remember why I quit the last time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

bout time

 

[jestro]

Well things seemed to be going well. Didn't get to spend a whole lot of time together due to various things. Then this week she seems distant/off. Then come to find out last night she's started seeing someone else.

Cheers,
Scotsman

SLUT!
Well, think of it this way, it's better now than after you move in together right?

 

[Scotsman]

There was a nearly perfect moment of hate last night I haven't felt it in a long time. It almost made me smile.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

hey mm, maybe you can show scots how to successfully date married wimminz

I should show you how to successfully get laid then date a female first, don't you think?

 

[Scotsman]

i wish i knew what a date was like

Throw a bunch of money in the trash, punch yourself in the nuts several times, then imagine the most akward moment of your life. That should just about make up for it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[theoak01]

Throw a bunch of money in the trash, punch yourself in the nuts several times, then imagine the most akward moment of your life. That should just about make up for it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I agree 100% man,I went through tons of that shit until I met my wife, but trust me that hassle was well worth what I have now, and I dont say this to rub it in you know im not that kinda guy,I just want you to see that there is someone out there for all of us,just takes sorting through some garbage people who are very decietful first

 

[Scotsman]

I agree 100% man,I went through tons of that shit until I met my wife, but trust me that hassle was well worth what I have now, and I dont say this to rub it in you know im not that kinda guy,I just want you to see that there is someone out there for all of us,just takes sorting through some garbage people who are very decietful first

Bah, I'm glad you're happy man, but I think some of us are just destined to stay single.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Tatyana]

What did she mean by seeing someone else? Old fashioned dating or shagging?

Seems odd she would still go on a date with you if she had started shagging someone else.

 

[Scotsman]

What did she mean by seeing someone else? Old fashioned dating or shagging?

Seems odd she would still go on a date with you if she had started shagging someone else.

As in dating/boyfriend.

Seems odd to me as well.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[gotmilk]

Hooters is not a good place for a first date.

Just saying

 

[Scotsman]

Hooters is not a good place for a first date.

Just saying

I hate that place, never go there.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[manny78]

I wasn't looking just kind of got blindsided.

She seemed awesome but then again maybe I just had my head up my ass.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Happens to everyone at least once. Dont date. Just do your own thing and one day, the right eprson will show up.

 

[Scotsman]

Happens to everyone at least once. Dont date. Just do your own thing and one day, the right eprson will show up.

Or just go back to being the anti-social asshole I am most of the time and not worry about it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[manny78]

Or just go back to being the anti-social asshole I am most of the time and not worry about it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Girls love assholes. You know that I'm sure.

 

[Scotsman]

Girls love assholes. You know that I'm sure.

It's funny people say that but when I'm being a complete dick they seem to stay away. I've always been told that I am not very approachable.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Sub-Zero]

Throw a bunch of money in the trash, punch yourself in the nuts several times, then imagine the most akward moment of your life. That should just about make up for it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

u paid for her?? u realize chivalry is dead right.

if you pay your a panzie, if you dont your a dickhead.

girls like dickheads, so i hear

 

[Scotsman]

u paid for her?? u realize chivalry is dead right.

if you pay your a panzie, if you dont your a dickhead.

girls like dickheads, so i hear

Dating is expensive bro, both financially and emotionally.

I'm just old fashioned that way. If I ask someone out to dinner I'm paying no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[biggernu]

Sounds like my ex girlfriend, had an abortion. 2 days later when I was work 12 hours a day she was off fucking some guy. Bitch fucked my head up pretty good.

 

[Tatyana]

Dating is expensive bro, both financially and emotionally.

I'm just old fashioned that way. If I ask someone out to dinner I'm paying no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I think treating a man is nice in some cases.

In your case, as you are so freaking HUGE, I think that it would financially ruin most women to feed you.

 

[Scotsman]

I think treating a man is nice in some cases.

In your case, as you are so freaking HUGE, I think that it would financially ruin most women to feed you.

I don't mind someone paying for my meal now and then.

LMAO- maybe that's why they all suggest the buffet!!

It's not just women, if I invite someone to dinner I'm extending an invitation. For a long time I made a lot more money than any of my friends so out of habit I just picked up the tab. If they complained I told them that when they made what I made then dinner was on them.

Of course now that I don't have a job it's a bit more of a connundrum.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[PICK3]

No more dating.

Now I really remember why I quit the last time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Go shopping for a new dress.

You'll feel much better.

 

[Scotsman]

Go shopping for a new dress.

You'll feel much better.

For the last time you cannot look up my kilt. So quit asking.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

sup scots....

 

[Scotsman]

sup scots....

Nada, wassup wit you?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Cal_21]

No more dating.

Now I really remember why I quit the last time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

What say you we eat 3 lbs of beef jerky & do some deadlifts bro? lol

 

[Scotsman]

What say you we eat 3 lbs of beef jerky & do some deadlifts bro? lol

Anytime man, anytime.

Because deadlifting makes everything feel better.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

Freakin' 4-8 weeks delivery for my M-4 Scots.

At least it is not a pinko gun.

 

[Cal_21]

Anytime man, anytime.

Because deadlifting makes everything feel better.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I like to max out the "cable front pulldown" machine, go to failure or at least until my hatred for humanity starts to subside. lol

 

[Scotsman]

Freakin' 4-8 weeks delivery for my M-4 Scots.

At least it is not a pinko gun.

Awesome, that'll be sweet when it arrives.

Shot the new Sig today, thing is the shit!!!

Buddy also got an AK so we blazed away for a couple of hours. I'll let you know next time we go. Phone book + 7.62mm hollowpoints = lot's of catharsis.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Scotsman]

I like to max out the "cable front pulldown" machine, go to failure or at least until my hatred for humanity starts to subside. lol

Nothing helps quell the hate like blood, sweat, chalk, tears, and screaming.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

Awesome, that'll be sweet when it arrives.

Shot the new Sig today, thing is the shit!!!

Buddy also got an AK so we blazed away for a couple of hours. I'll let you know next time we go. Phone book + 7.62mm hollowpoints = lot's of catharsis.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Yeah I am anxious to get it, checking out local dealers for one in stock.

Is Eagle Firearms on Kipling still open? This is the model I decided on for now... sure will have fun with upgrades after I get more familiar with the weapon.

http://www.rockriverarms.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=category.display&category_id=217

 

[Scotsman]

Yeah I am anxious to get it, checking out local dealers for one in stock.

Is Eagle Firearms on Kipling still open? This is the model I decided on for now... sure will have fun with upgrades after I get more familiar with the weapon.

http://www.rockriverarms.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=category.display&category_id=217

I have no idea I've never been there. I get most of my shit at Jensens Arms in Loveland. You might call up there and see if they have one in, otherwise they can typically order stuff in fast.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

I have no idea I've never been there. I get most of my shit at Jensens Arms in Loveland. You might call up there and see if they have one in, otherwise they can typically order stuff in fast.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Haha I am on the Jensen Website. That is probably where I will be tomorrow.

 

[Scotsman]

Haha I am on the Jensen Website. That is probably where I will be tomorrow.

I'll be up in Loveland tomorrow for my dad's b-day. Too bad I won't have time to come laugh at you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nimbus]

Well things seemed to be going well. Didn't get to spend a whole lot of time together due to various things. Then this week she seems distant/off. Then come to find out last night she's started seeing someone else.

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol @ this other guy getting serious with a girl right before valentines day. what an idiot!!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

MM, you going to pick up that .40 for me?

 

[JumpBallWinner]

Yeah I am anxious to get it, checking out local dealers for one in stock.

Is Eagle Firearms on Kipling still open? This is the model I decided on for now... sure will have fun with upgrades after I get more familiar with the weapon.

http://www.rockriverarms.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=category.display&category_id=217

http://www.autoweapons.com/photos05/jan/6921nfa.html

It'll cost you a $200 tax and whatever your class 3 dealer charges to do a transfer, plus about a month wait, but there's a good chance none of your friends will have one like it, at least legally

 

[mountain muscle]

http://www.autoweapons.com/photos05/jan/6921nfa.html

It'll cost you a $200 tax and whatever your class 3 dealer charges to do a transfer, plus about a month wait, but there's a good chance none of your friends will have one like it, at least legally

A Colt LE? Damn make me drool.

I don't have my class 3 though.

lookie here...


http://www.autoweapons.com/photos07/nov/1850dd155gl.html


Can't get 40mm rounds legally though. Have to use russian 39mm.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

A Colt LE? Damn make me drool.

I don't have my class 3 though.

couldn't own that in Denver county

 

[mountain muscle]

couldn't own that in Denver county

Fuck those hippies.

I am in Douglas and just met a "Friend" who I can get sub 16" barrels and as he put it, "basically anything you want."

The problem is I can't justify spending 10k+ on a registered full auto.

I can get an m203 for about 5k.

I can find a full auto on the street for considerably less.

The class 3 is just to keep LE off my ass.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Fuck those hippies.

I am in Douglas and just met a "Friend" who I can get sub 16" barrels and as he put it, "basically anything you want."

I'll cum visit you in the clink.

 

[mountain muscle]

I'll cum visit you in the clink.

I'll need some new ass...

He is LE btw.

 

[mountain muscle]

MM, you going to pick up that .40 for me?

If they have it I might.

 

[mountain muscle]

I'll be up in Loveland tomorrow for my dad's b-day. Too bad I won't have time to come laugh at you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I'd have to throw a buttstock to your head, steal your skirt, then watch everyone laugh at you.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I'll need some new ass...

He is LE btw.

it's a setup. Cordell Walker is going to arrest you for it.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

People have a habit of labeling too many things, and this can often be self defeating simply through word association.


Remove the words "date" and "dating" from your vocabulary and go from there.

 

[alien amp pharm]

People have a habit of labeling too many things, and this can often be self defeating simply through word association.


Remove the words "date" and "dating" from your vocabulary and go from there.

He can probably go ahead and remove "laid" too since that will never happen.

 

[Scotsman]

He can probably go ahead and remove "laid" too since that will never happen.

Unless I go your route with the inflatamate.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[alien amp pharm]